Toss her in the clink with Paris.

[Matt]

My faith in Truth, Justice, and The American Way:  Restored.

[Nicklab]

Paris Hilton's rash, I mean.

Sorry, no.  I'm not a woman who scopes out the rags at the supermarket checkout line.

[Matt]

Wonder who it was that screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the press conference will it was announced she was going back in jail.  Can't belive there are people who act like this is so bad or act as if its  the death of Paris.  Liked the female reporter response to that guy, "Shut up".  Hopefully Paris doesn't like jail and this sets her straight (yeah right) before she kills someone.

From Wikipedia:

Anthony ("Tony") Barbieri is an American comedy writer whose work has appeared on television programs such as Crank Yankers and the Jimmy Kimmel Live show.

Born in Framingham, Massachusetts, his long-running Monroe series has appeared in more than 100 issues of Mad Magazine.

[edit] Jake Byrd

On the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, one of the things Barbieri is best known for is insinuating himself into major news stories, as a fictitious character. Among other names, he has called himself Jake Byrd when doing this. He has successfully fooled major media outlets, including The New York Times and Court TV.

One of his most recent famous stunts was posing as an obsessed fan at the 2005 trial of Michael Jackson. During the arraignment of Michael Jackson he fooled The New York Times. During jury deliberations, he similarly fooled Court TV, as the same character, with the same back story ([1]). The Jake Byrd character ostensibly works in a pet store in southern California.

He was heard screaming "No, No, No, No!" at the Paris Hilton News conference, when Paris Hilton was sent back to Jail for driving on a suspended License, on June 8th, 2007 and was referred to in news reports (without any mention of the fact that he was "performing") ([2]).

Funny ****.  But getting media outlets and others to fall for his stuff--that's even funnier.

[P-Siddy]

That picture is priceless. Paris just learned not everything will go her way. And mommy things poor Paris can do no wrong.

[Jediknight760071]

I bet she'll be even richer when she gets out though...

****...I'd do 2 years in prison to have her fortune. What's it at right now?

The ubiquitous heiress may not be as wealthy as she'd like you to think. But she is piling up her own personal fortune as brand spokesman, reality TV fixture, B-list movie starlet and bestselling author. Paris also puts out her own perfume and jewelry. Call them her day jobs; at night Paris gets paid big bucks to show her face at of-the-minute clubs, commanding up to $300,000 per appearance abroad.

Holy crap.  I'll be lucky to make that in what, 15 years? Not to defend DUI, driving with a suspended license, or all that, but...damn. 

[Darth Kenobi]

Wonder who it was that screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the press conference will it was announced she was going back in jail.  Can't belive there are people who act like this is so bad or act as if its  the death of Paris.  Liked the female reporter response to that guy, "Shut up".  Hopefully Paris doesn't like jail and this sets her straight (yeah right) before she kills someone.

From Wikipedia:

Anthony ("Tony") Barbieri is an American comedy writer whose work has appeared on television programs such as Crank Yankers and the Jimmy Kimmel Live show.

Born in Framingham, Massachusetts, his long-running Monroe series has appeared in more than 100 issues of Mad Magazine.

[edit] Jake Byrd

On the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, one of the things Barbieri is best known for is insinuating himself into major news stories, as a fictitious character. Among other names, he has called himself Jake Byrd when doing this. He has successfully fooled major media outlets, including The New York Times and Court TV.

One of his most recent famous stunts was posing as an obsessed fan at the 2005 trial of Michael Jackson. During the arraignment of Michael Jackson he fooled The New York Times. During jury deliberations, he similarly fooled Court TV, as the same character, with the same back story ([1]). The Jake Byrd character ostensibly works in a pet store in southern California.

He was heard screaming "No, No, No, No!" at the Paris Hilton News conference, when Paris Hilton was sent back to Jail for driving on a suspended License, on June 8th, 2007 and was referred to in news reports (without any mention of the fact that he was "performing") ([2]).

Funny ****.  But getting media outlets and others to fall for his stuff--that's even funnier.

Got home and heard him on the news about what he thought about this whole thing.    Every time the media looks foolish is good for a laugh.

[Angry Ewok]

Paris Hilton's rash, I mean.

Sorry, no.  I'm not a woman who scopes out the rags at the supermarket checkout line.

Boringggg...

[Jesse James]

I don't care if she makes $10 million when she gets out selling her story to someone...  It's really not like it impacts her lifestyle one way or the other.  What I like is seeing that twat cry as she goes back into the jail.  Personally I have my doubts that she got out through scrupulous means, and I'd be looking into that Sheriff's dealings with her parents.  Make him think twice about pulling that **** again with anyone, famous or otherwise.

A great day for humanity.

[CHEWIE]

I was pleased too.  Nothing like seeing a spoiled brat cry.

 

[Hemish]

That made my day , and the best bit is it went from the 23 days back to the full 45

[name]

Somewhere, Todd Bridges is preparing to pitch on helluva reality tv show to Fox.

[David]

Because this cant get quoted enough...that pic is AWESOME!!!

It is truly amazing to see how much the media cares about all this, because I dont give a rats ass (even though its very funny!!!)

[Artoo]

I was pleased too.  Nothing like seeing a spoiled brat cry.

 

Exactly.

That picture is pirceless man.Ahaha! 

[DSJ™]

  Sarah Silverman - Paris Hilton Is Going To Jail 

   PARIS HILTON GOES BACK TO JAIL! Exclusive Video   

[Dressel Rebel]

   PARIS HILTON GOES BACK TO JAIL! Exclusive Video   

LOL

Favorite verse:

"Even though I've got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets rehab
They put me in the Big House
Sounds like a movie pitch
Paris goes up the river
Ends up as somebody's bitch
They can't do this to me I'm rich."