"The Segway went down on Bush's first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying [backward] leap over the machine, [executing a perfect full gainer, finishing off with a classic "I meant to do that" flourish]. Undeterred, he got on again [muttering "There is no spoon."] His [decrepit] father climbed on a second Segway [shouting, "Who's your daddy?"] and they cruised around the driveway at the estate at Walker's Point."
Film at eleven. (I hope.)