JediDefender Fantasy Football

[Morgbug]

I'm doing alright - except Scott is going to get an easy win against me this week.  I literally only have 5 players who aren't on a bye.  I have no idea how I'm going to cobble together a starting line up.

Well either you jettison guys you don't want to, or accept the loss as it is.  Piss poor drafting I say.   

I think I'm heading towards Scott's year from last year. 

[Rob]

I knew week ten would be a problem, but Yahoo said I'd be 9-0 going in and it would be okay.

[Morgbug]

Yeah.  Yahoo.  Hot tip. 

This week's hot tip for me is the following:

Jeremy Hill has averaged 11.25 targets plus carries per game. The NFL average for RB's is 21.08 targets plus carries.

Last week they told me not to play Hill as well.  Were Bernard healthy and playing, I'd probably listen.      

[Morgbug]

Ooh, another precision insight appeared midway through today's games.

Carson Palmer is listed as out for this week but you currently have him in your starting lineup. It is highly recommended you bench him. Consider adding Michael Vick, who is the best projected QB this week that is still available in your league.

Um yeah, my league is really super strict and the commissioner is a total dick, so he won't let us change quarterbacks halfway through the game.   

[Diddly]

I have Palmer in another Yahoo league and I got the same notification sent to my phone. It advised me to pick up Nick Foles... ya know the same Nick Foles who is currently out indefinitely with a broken collarbone.

[Morgbug]

Y'know what I love about fantasy football?  Luck. 

This week and last week I put up the second and third highest scores of the week.  Averaging 102+ points per week.  I love both head to head match-ups. 

#fantasyfootballisallaboutwhatyouknow
#nolucknecessary

My average is down around 98 points over the last three weeks, so clearly I under-performed this week and am deserving of the loss, what with the third highest point total. 

#Ihatefantasyfootball

[JediJman]

Man, you had me right up until those garbage TDs for Kelvin Benjamin.  At least you still have a teeny tiny shot at the playoffs.   

[Morgbug]

Due apologies Rob.  I know how it feels to score that well and still lose. 

[Diddly]

The results of this week pretty much lock up the final two playoff spots for Brent and OCB, no?

[JediJman]

The results of this week pretty much lock up the final two playoff spots for Brent and OCB, no?

Looks that way.  I got shafted with a 57.21 to 57.53 loss last week, but I guess I was due to lose a close one. 

[Morgbug]

The results of this week pretty much lock up the final two playoff spots for Brent and OCB, no?

Looks that way.  I got shafted with a 57.21 to 57.53 loss last week, but I guess I was due to lose a close one.

Ooh, you put up a whopping 57 points and got shafted?   

[Rob]

Due apologies Rob.  I know how it feels to score that well and still lose.

I got shafted!

[Diddly]

Thrilling stuff this week! Cory was 5 points away from taking that last playoff spot.

[Scott]

I kept watching the point total tick up and up and up and I thought I was done...I guess call this Karma for losing a game by 0.2 points

I just read my recap and I'd be 8-3 if I played the GG's schedule and she would be 5-6 #luck

[Rob]

I just read my recap and I'd be 8-3 if I played the GG's schedule and she would be 5-6 #luck

She's been pretty baffled by the winning streak.  She'll be the first to tell you that there's nothing all that amazing about her roster outside of Rodgers...