Last Time You Threw Up

[Mister Skeezler]

...I was on the crapper suffering through explosive diarrhea when, I kid you not, I erupted in vomitousness.

WTF are you gonna do when you're actively crapping and can't help but puke?

There's no escape. Since I couldn't quite reach the trash can, I had to retch all over the floor, my feet and my clothes while still exploding assward.

I can feel your pain Derek, as I had a similar experience about 15 years ago in the U.C. Santa Barbara dorms my freshman year in college.  Only I brought my disgusting experience on myself, after a rather LONG night out on the town.  But you're right, what the hell do you do when you're blowing chunks in two opposite directions?!  You did the same thing as I did - you've gotta stay seated on the can, so the yakking portion of it's just gotta hit the stall wall and floor (in my case).  Not one of my most favorite life experiences...  But certainly one of my most memorable.  

Folks around here call that the "Flyin' Hawaiian".

[Famine]

...I was on the crapper suffering through explosive diarrhea when, I kid you not, I erupted in vomitousness.

WTF are you gonna do when you're actively crapping and can't help but puke?

There's no escape. Since I couldn't quite reach the trash can, I had to retch all over the floor, my feet and my clothes while still exploding assward.

You sir, are my hero.

Kevin
I can feel your pain Derek, as I had a similar experience about 15 years ago in the U.C. Santa Barbara dorms my freshman year in college.  Only I brought my disgusting experience on myself, after a rather LONG night out on the town.  But you're right, what the hell do you do when you're blowing chunks in two opposite directions?!  You did the same thing as I did - you've gotta stay seated on the can, so the yakking portion of it's just gotta hit the stall wall and floor (in my case).  Not one of my most favorite life experiences...  But certainly one of my most memorable.  

[Scott]

Just curious if anyone has Yakked their brains out lately

[jjks]

Just curious if anyone has Yakked their brains out lately

I haven't, but I do believe I know someone who has!

Perhaps this will jog someone's memory:



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[Scott]

While mowing the lawn you got sick while thinking of how horrible Coyote Ugly was???

[Vator]

Yesterday, at around 6:30 in the morning, I had taken my Acne pill without eating something earlier. Not fun!

[JediMAC]

Perhaps this will jog someone's memory:

John Deere

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Coyote Ugly

Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.  Don't listen to Jamie, guys.  He's talking crazy...

I also didn't call Virex twice last night either!

Oh, wait.  Nobody asked that, did they?


I do have a strange urge to go buy a tractor though...

[Bob Crane]

I usually throw up every morning- this foamy, white, acrid stuff… think I’m gonna die soon.

[Scott]

Perhaps this will jog someone's memory:

John Deere

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Coyote Ugly

Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.  Don't listen to Jamie, guys.  He's talking crazy...

I also didn't call Virex twice last night either!

Oh, wait.  Nobody asked that, did they?


I do have a strange urge to go buy a tractor though...

Goes to show California boys can't hold their liquor...IF I show up at C3 you'll be under the table in a matter of a few hours.  The real challenge would be to outdrink a Canuckian

[jjks]

Goes to show California boys can't hold their liquor

Hey now! I'm a transplanted California boy and I didn't have any trouble holding mine down! I do also have an urge to run out and buy a Deere though. Mmmmm green shirt...

[Scott]

Well, my sickness streak is over...since my wife is pregnant I haven't really been drinking too heavily the past few months

We were in Washington DC last weekend and Saturday we stopped at Pizzaria Uno for some Pizza Pie

Well Sunday morning I woke up and said, man I do not feel so good.  I took a shower since we were going to Mount Vernon home of George Washington that morning.  We went down stairs where we waiting for the bus to pick us up.  I then ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out.  I think I almost separated my shoulder it was so violent because my shoulder is still sore.  We still went on the tour and I almost lost it on the bus and once inside the Mansion itself.  Luckily I made the bathroom both times.  But it was not a fun day at all.  Sort of ruined the last day of our vacation.

The streak is over

And good news vomit fans, I have my brother's bachelor party this weekend, stay tuned!

1 Year and Counting of No Vomiting!  GO ME!

[C]

1 Year and Counting of No Vomiting!  GO ME!

your digestive system totally rules, dude.

[Scott]

1 Year and Counting of No Vomiting!  GO ME!

your digestive system totally rules, dude.

I guess that depends on how you look at it, in this time span my Appendix decided to almost explode (as has JediMAC and Chewbacca the _____'s) so while the upper part has been golden, the lower part, not so good

[Morgbug]

Weren't you having problems with spicy food too? 

Sorry, but it's one of the joys of aging.  My gut is cast iron.  Except for one thing.  If I drink Coke on an empty stomach, I might as well just head off straight away, cuz I'm in for a good cleansing.  If I manage to get some food in there first, just something to absorb it, I'm ok.  It started in grad school.  The doc basically attributed it to rather substantial consumption of cola and a developed sensitivity to caffeine. Never have been into coffee, so that helps. 

I plan on next throwing up at C3, perhaps on a Californian.   

[Scott]

Yeah that's under control though,



Its been a miracle, it wasn't spicy food it was meat, stringy type stuff (spaghetti) or dry food (bread).  Caused by Acid Reflux which was diagnosed soon after my Appendectomy