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Offline Jesse James

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #75 on: December 5, 2012, 04:31 PM »
All my female relative love that song... and I love to get them all riled up by explaining to them how it wasn't some act of kindness, it was totally a guy getting scammed by a kid.  The little kid probably went right back in the store, returned the shoes and hit the corner to buy a dimebag.  The little kid might as well have told that sucker that he was a Nigerian prince who would help the guy get half his fortune while he was at it...

So yeah, next time that song comes on, try imagining that the little kid is totally a scam artist or pickpocket who's working the singer like a rube for a $20 to buy weed.  You'll totally gain a new appreciation for the song...

I lol'd.

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #76 on: December 6, 2012, 07:49 AM »
Oh, and the kid getting his mother shoes so she can die.

Your Mom is dying at Christmas?!?! And why is the kid described as "dirty"? Like poor people can't afford soap and water? That's a slap in the face right there.

All my female relative love that song... and I love to get them all riled up by explaining to them how it wasn't some act of kindness, it was totally a guy getting scammed by a kid.  The little kid probably went right back in the store, returned the shoes and hit the corner to buy a dimebag.  The little kid might as well have told that sucker that he was a Nigerian prince who would help the guy get half his fortune while he was at it...

So yeah, next time that song comes on, try imagining that the little kid is totally a scam artist or pickpocket who's working the singer like a rube for a $20 to buy weed.  You'll totally gain a new appreciation for the song...


I pointed out in the car the other night that if she is dead it wouldn't matter if they "fit just fine".  Best 3 hours of silence that didn't involve sitting in a movie. 

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #77 on: December 6, 2012, 09:20 AM »
And who lets their kid walk around a crowded department store at Christmastime all by themselves anyway?

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #78 on: December 6, 2012, 09:55 PM »
And who lets their kid walk around a crowded department store at Christmastime all by themselves

According to the song, a dead lady I guess.


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