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Offline jokabofe

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a christmas fable
« on: December 6, 2003, 11:57 PM »
A CHRISTMAS FABLE

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but
there were problems everywhere...four of his elves got sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.  Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mom was coming to visit, this stressed Santa even more.  

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out Heaven knows where... more stress!  Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.  Totally frustrated, Santa went to the house for a cup of coffee with a shot of whiskey.  When he opened the cupboard, he discovered the elves had hit the liquor and there was nothing left to drink!  In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.  Just then, the doorbell rang.  Santa opened the door and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.  The angel asked, "Where would you like to put this tree fat man"?

...and that my friends is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree!

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Re: a christmas fable
« Reply #1 on: December 8, 2003, 05:41 PM »
 :P


We have a star on top of our tree, but I'm sure my mother will demand that it be changed to an angel when she shows up...  :-X