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Offline Nicklab

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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #60 on: December 23, 2014, 03:08 PM »
Gotta limber up a little bit for tonight's Feats of Strength.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #61 on: December 23, 2014, 03:28 PM »
I'm starting to wonder if the doll that Frank reached for was a Black Series Prototype Boba Fett at Walgreens?
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #62 on: December 23, 2014, 05:47 PM »
Every time December 23 rolls by, I wonder how much gas is left in the Festivus tank.

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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #63 on: December 23, 2014, 07:41 PM »
AHHHH!  The Festivus episode is on TBS right now!!!!!!!!!
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #64 on: December 23, 2015, 01:09 AM »
Welp.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #65 on: December 23, 2015, 01:31 AM »
Airing of the grievances this year COULD be pretty epic.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #66 on: December 23, 2015, 09:09 AM »
The 90's called. They want their holiday back.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #68 on: December 23, 2015, 10:00 AM »
Airing of the grievances this year COULD be pretty epic.

New 3.75" TFA Figures!  Sweet!  Wait...
- They're 5POA?  Ugh, that sucks.
- They cost $8 each?  Man, that sucks!
- The pack-in build-a-weapons are a useless suck-fest.
- I can't find any of the figures I've spent weeks hating on at the stores - you suck, Hasblo!!!
- I finally found some figures... god the paint apps suck.
- I finally saw the movie - Zuvio sucks, he's not Boba Fett and he's not even in the movie for more than 1.5 seconds!
- I finally saw the movie - Goss Toowers sucks, he's not even in the movie for more than 1.5 seconds!
- Hasbro should just go back to making OT Cantina Aliens who were only in the movie for 1.5 seconds, that's what fans want!
- Ugh, my Targets are loaded with nothing but Wave 2 pegwarmers!
- Ugh, my local Walmarts are utterly devoid of any new Star Wars toys for kids (and by "toys for kids", I mean 3.75" stuff I want (but still hate), not the rest of the aisle jammed packed with Mashers, Micro Machines, Vehicles, Role Play and all the rest of that stuff kids might like).

I think that's about all for the 3.75" TFA stuff.... now where did I put my list for the 3.75" Black Series stuff (Walmart! $13 each! Wave 1! Paint Apps! HATE!)

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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2015, 05:56 PM »
Yeah that about sums it up. :)

But hey, it's a hobby so it's fun.  Everyone's JUST having a good time, right?

Oh and you forgot "I also don't like the movie, but also don't like that I can't buy the toys I hate, to the movie I dislike".

That last one was a doozy.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2015, 10:15 PM »
I wished the dude at the liquor store tonight a Happy Festivus...a whilst wearing my new sweatshirt

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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #71 on: December 24, 2015, 08:28 AM »
I was happy to have caught the episode last night. The "raining blows" line always cracks me up.  :D
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #72 on: December 23, 2017, 08:33 AM »
(Are we still doing this?)
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #73 on: December 23, 2017, 12:34 PM »
God, I hope so. There is so much stupid nonsense going on right now to ridicule.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #74 on: December 23, 2017, 01:15 PM »
I'm heading off to a party in a little while.  Grievances will be aired!
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