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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2250 on: February 28, 2006, 02:27 AM »
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2251 on: February 28, 2006, 03:14 AM »
Eh, let's try not to ruin everyone's fun.   :-\

Anyway, sure Bob's not going to reverse stereotypes but it's a start...  :)  That and the guy beating up the punk guy while in line to see E3 are two positives in our column.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2252 on: February 28, 2006, 09:11 AM »
That and the guy beating up the punk guy while in line to see E3 are two positives in our column.



Missed that. . .
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2253 on: February 28, 2006, 01:46 PM »
That girl could actually be attractive if she put on 40 or 50 pounds.  :-\

Indeed. She has an attractive face ... if you crop the photo at the neck. :-\
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2254 on: February 28, 2006, 05:34 PM »


I know ... what do you consider skinny, CHEWIE?
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2255 on: February 28, 2006, 05:57 PM »
Mmmmkay ... let's get the party train back on track shall we?

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2256 on: February 28, 2006, 10:29 PM »
Aussie killer Sophie Monk from the craptacular Date Movie


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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2257 on: March 2, 2006, 09:36 AM »
Here are my two Country Music hotties:

LeAnn Rimes





and Shania Twain

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2258 on: March 2, 2006, 10:46 AM »
I think I've posted these before, but if we're talking country music hotties then you're going to have to show a little Faith.







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« Reply #2259 on: March 2, 2006, 08:17 PM »
She could do with a few cheeseburgers but overall shes not bad at all

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2260 on: March 2, 2006, 09:11 PM »
Hmmm, back to the country chicks eh.

Martina McBride, them eyes.  8)


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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2261 on: March 3, 2006, 11:47 AM »
That's your idea of a woman with meat on her bones??

No, just healthy.  I've seen a few girls in there that were way too skinny for my liking that some people really thought were hot - I'd rather a girl be a few pounds overweight than underweight any day.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2262 on: March 4, 2006, 02:25 AM »
Country music? 



Sara Evans.  After 3 kids, she's still unbelievably awesome, killer voice, wicked body, seems like an awesome personality too.  Appears to eat food on occasion as well.  It's all good.  Real good.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2263 on: March 4, 2006, 03:01 AM »
That and the guy beating up the punk guy while in line to see E3 are two positives in our column.



Missed that. . .

I saw it talked about somewhere...  It's in a documentary called, I think, Star Wait...  About people waiting in line to see E3 at Manne's Chinese Theatre or some such.  A punk group that I guess are part of a known band came by and started heckling the line when some big guy got out of line and basically called their bluff...  the punk guys lost miserably. :)

Anyway, that one girl Hemish posted, is that Beth Ostrosky?  If it is (looks a lot like her) you have to keep in mind she ain't short...  She's Howard Stern's Girlfriend (and a lovely Pittsburgh Native), and matches his height quite well when they're pictured together.  Definitely a  hot pocket to me.

This image of her (showed earlier in this thread) has always floored me... 


Oh what it must be to have a ****load of $ and get that.  :)

Some Beth O tidbits...  She lived (and her parents still do) in Fox Chapel, a suburb of Pittsburgh with lots of the wealthy...  I am through that way often actually, it's sorta nice.  Craig Patrick (Penguin's GM), and Bill Cowher (Steelers Head Coach) both live there... 

Beth O's mother was the first to learn who she was dating, but at first only knew it was a celebrity of some kind...  When Beth told her mother it was Howard Stern, her mother hung up on her and didn't speak to her for 3 weeks.

Sorry to get off country chicks...  Did Shania Twain get brought up yet?  If not, she'd be a daisy right now...  I hate her, but she's fun to look at.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2264 on: March 4, 2006, 07:48 PM »
Sorry to get off country chicks...  Did Shania Twain get brought up yet?  If not, she'd be a daisy right now...  I hate her, but she's fun to look at.

She's not even fun to look at.  She just kinda meh to me.