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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2400 on: April 12, 2006, 07:57 PM »
I'm like John--she's not ugly or anything, but she's not even the hottest Housewife, to me, anyway. 

Who's hotter?  I don't watch the show, but Eva is the only one I've seen in photos that I find attractive at all.  The blonde from that 7-Up commercial isn't bad looking, nor is Terri, but the rest do nothing for me.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2401 on: April 12, 2006, 08:05 PM »
Who's hotter?  To me, it's like this:

1. Teri Hatcher
2. Marcia Cross
3. Eva Longoria



4. Nicollette Sheridan   





5. Felicity Huffman

Like I said, just my tastes. 
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2402 on: April 12, 2006, 08:06 PM »
And Bill, I think your avatar's broken.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2403 on: April 12, 2006, 11:44 PM »
Ugh.  I find Marcia Cross revolting.  Her face looks like clay or something.

And yeah, I'm having a problem with my avatar.  The new IP addresses for all my domains haven't fully propogated, and I still need to upload a few misc. graphics to some of them.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2404 on: April 13, 2006, 02:19 AM »
Ugh.  I find Marcia Cross revolting.  Her face looks like clay or something.

I'm with you on that, I don't like Marcia Cross either.  Smokin' bod but there's something about her face that looks fake...it's odd and rather disturbing.

I think Terri Hatcher is hot but I have to admit that Eva is pretty damn sexy.

Overall though, I get tired of seeing the same people over and over again and the Houswives are getting to that point now.  Let's move on to someone new.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2405 on: April 13, 2006, 04:28 AM »
Ugh.  I find Marcia Cross revolting.  Her face looks like clay or something.

I'm with you on that, I don't like Marcia Cross either.  Smokin' bod but there's something about her face that looks fake...it's odd and rather disturbing.

I think Terri Hatcher is hot but I have to admit that Eva is pretty damn sexy.

Overall though, I get tired of seeing the same people over and over again and the Houswives are getting to that point now.  Let's move on to someone new.

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Now I haven't done the research, but looking at picture, Huffman, Cross, and Sheridan all look pretty damn old to me.

Teri Hatcher I just am not attracted to at all.  And Eva Longoria is kinda sexy, yeah, but I do not think she warrants a fraction of the hype, coverage, or magazine covers that she gets.  It's not like she's Angelina Jolie or anything.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2406 on: April 13, 2006, 04:57 AM »
I think Marcia Cross is hot, but then I'm all about red heads.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2407 on: April 13, 2006, 08:53 AM »
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!  I've had a thing for her ever since this:



But she does have kind of a funky face, I'll give you guys that.

And she's a ginger!
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2408 on: April 13, 2006, 09:16 AM »
I don't think Terri Hatcher is attractive at all.  The same with Felcity Huffman.  Dogs.




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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2409 on: April 13, 2006, 09:26 AM »
Felicity got nominated for playing a transsexual in Transamerica.  PERFECT role for her!  BLEH!

Nicolette just looks too fake.  Her face is stretched too tight.  Marcia also has that perfect face, but does not look as bad as Nicolette.

Teri is starting to show her years, and is so desperate for attention since she became famous again for this role.

That leaves Eva Longoria.  She's perfect, when she's not yelling at SA Police.  She is the only "Housewife" not to do a nude scene......so far.  ;)
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2411 on: April 13, 2006, 01:26 PM »

That leaves Eva Longoria.  She's perfect, when she's not yelling at SA Police.  She is the only "Housewife" not to do a nude scene......so far.  ;)

When was Terri Hatcher Nude?

For that matter, let's get an inventory of nude scenes for all the housewives . . .
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2412 on: April 13, 2006, 02:31 PM »
When was Terri Hatcher Nude?

For that matter, let's get an inventory of nude scenes for all the housewives . . .

She GTO'ed in a forgettable movie calle "The Cool Surface" from 1994.  I've got screen caps of her from that I believe.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2413 on: April 13, 2006, 02:51 PM »
When was Terri Hatcher Nude?

For that matter, let's get an inventory of nude scenes for all the housewives . . .

She GTO'ed in a forgettable movie calle "The Cool Surface" from 1994.  I've got screen caps of her from that I believe.

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Teri Hatcher was also fully nude in an Alec Baldwin movie called "Heaven's Prisoners" or something like that.  Both of these movies came out around the time she was doing "Lois & Clark".

Marcia Cross was nude in a movie called "Female Perversions".  Nicollete in "Raw Nerve".  But I do not recall where Felicity was topless
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2414 on: April 13, 2006, 02:58 PM »
Dude, you're scaring me with your nude DH knowledge.

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