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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1860 on: October 11, 2005, 02:11 AM »
It's like watching porn on the Food Network.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1861 on: October 11, 2005, 10:17 AM »
Oh yes...she's a hottie. 

Food Network is definitely aware that the men are tuning in too.  She's almost always wearing something either very tight or very lowcut.  I actually saw Rachel Ray showing some pretty good cleavage last night on her show.

The only thing I don't like about Laurentis is the way that she insists on pronouncing spaghetti with the Italian inflection.  If everything else in your speech is an American accent, pronouncing that one word with an Italian accent just comes across a wee petentious.

Er. . .I mean. . she's hot.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1862 on: October 11, 2005, 11:49 AM »
The "U" in Beauchamp?

It stands for undercleavage.






I removed the links to the larger pic's, a tad too revealing in some areas. Sorry.

Well can you PM the link??  :(
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1863 on: October 11, 2005, 07:45 PM »
Well can you PM the link??  :(

I'm sure you can find it on the net, that's why they invented G :o :o gle.  ;)

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1864 on: October 15, 2005, 12:38 AM »
The problem with America is stupidity I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1865 on: October 15, 2005, 02:10 AM »
Caption for above:

"OoooooOoooohhhh... butt floss feels SoooooOoooo Goooooood."
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1866 on: October 15, 2005, 03:08 AM »
Very hot, and very airbrushed.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1867 on: October 15, 2005, 03:10 AM »
"This is the way."

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1868 on: October 15, 2005, 10:32 AM »
Mmmm, could you get me the jelly roll pan on that lowest shelf please?
Thanks.
Thanks VERY VERY much.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1869 on: October 16, 2005, 12:11 PM »
Vanessa Minnillo

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1870 on: October 16, 2005, 05:46 PM »
What do you do when you find an attractive woman really really annoying?

Case in point: Rachel Ray from Food Network


Annoying or not, I know that I rather fancy her.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1871 on: October 18, 2005, 01:54 AM »
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1872 on: October 18, 2005, 01:55 AM »
Mmmm, Contessa, could you get me the jelly roll pan on that lowest shelf please?
Thanks.
Thanks VERY VERY much.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1873 on: October 18, 2005, 02:17 AM »
"This is the way."

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1874 on: October 20, 2005, 03:05 AM »


The problem with America is stupidity I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself