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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2004, 01:40 PM »
Any updates Princess Loofah???

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Don't talk that way. You have a power I--I don't understand and could never have.

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Yes. It's you Loofah.

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2004, 02:14 PM »
I think he ran away with that puffy soap thingy!  ;D

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2004, 09:42 PM »
Update : I'm okay now.

Apparently it wasn't 'just me', because my girlfriend got sick a few seconds after laughing at me.  >:( I wish the squirts on all of you who laugh at me!

And the damn puffy thingy isn't mine!

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2004, 02:53 AM »
I wish the squirts on all of you who laugh at me!

I have never been more happy to have the squirts than I was this morning, since I didn't go during my 3+ days in the hospital.   :o  It was the most relieving, beautiful, and painless thing I've ever experienced!  'Cause let me tell you - taking a real crap (or coughing, sneezing, laughing, etc.) right after an appendectomy hurts like a freakin' beeotch!  Thank God for the squirts.  And a whole lotta them, at that.   8)

If your wishing them on me is to blame, then I profusely thank you Brad.  You may have just saved my life bud...   :-*

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2004, 08:45 AM »
Glad everything came out OK for ya Matt!  ;D

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2004, 03:46 PM »
Brad...

We all appreciate your hard work as the JD Graphics dude and so the guys and me all chipped in some money to get you a present to reward your dedication to the site

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2004, 06:29 PM »
Brad...

We all appreciate your hard work as the JD Graphics dude and so the guys and me all chipped in some money to get you a present to reward your dedication to the site

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"Fizz" being the operative word there, right Scott?

Brad, please read the instructions and remember that "Cotton Candy Fizz" is for external use only. I don't want to read something from you about a "mishap" with this product that will return to my memory the next time I'm at the ballpark and someone yells "cotton candy heeeeeee-aaaaah".
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2004, 07:13 PM »
Fizz, his "own" puffy soap thingy, cotton candy.  It's just the gift that keeps on giving

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2004, 10:18 AM »
Brad...

We all appreciate your hard work as the JD Graphics dude and so the guys and me all chipped in some money to get you a present to reward your dedication to the site

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I didn't even get a Thank You :'(

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2004, 06:22 PM »
I didn't even get a Thank You :'(


He's ungreatful. >:(

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2004, 06:24 PM »
I didn't even get a Thank You :'(


He's ungreatful. >:(

Kevin

Maybe he's "occupied".

Brad? How you doin' bro?
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2004, 10:33 PM »
Is loofah-ing a verb?  Just wondering.   :-*
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2004, 02:35 PM »
I've decided to cross Brad off of my Christmas list, he's an ungrateful bitch :'(

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2004, 03:19 PM »
You know, I visit this site every once in awhile, and from time to time I've seen this thread. I don't know why, but I've never read it until today.

This is just a lot more information about crapping and crap in general than I thought I might ever need.

Since I don't feel like discussing my own doody habits online just now, I think I'll contribute to this thread by announcing that I too am under the impression that it is indeed: "Sh!t Break" or "Breaks" in American Pie.

I heard "Sh!t Brick" the first time too, but upon watching the movie a few more times on cable, I discovered that Stiffler was indeed referring to the fact that he has to go home and take a break to do that......and that his ultimate revenge involves denying him the time to take that break.

"Brick" just didn't make sense after that.
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2004, 04:04 PM »
I've decided to cross Brad off of my Christmas list, he's an ungrateful ***** :'(

Ooops. Sorry guys, after posting about my situation I wasn't able to get online for the week, I was helping my girlfriend move out of her appartment and didn't have time to come back online to update yall.

My stomache was pretty bad for that entire day, but after taking a lot of Imodium (can't spell today) my upset stomache died down a bit. The funny thing is that the room mate never said anything about her puffy thing being used - I guess it dried off before she took a shower.  :-\

Anywho, glad you finally read this thread, Josh - it's very important that we unite here...

Scott - Please un-scratch me from your Christmas list.  :'(