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The Official Fast Food Thread!
« on: January 29, 2004, 10:56 PM »
Koo Koo Roo = Poo Poo Doo

Yikes, I decided today to get the "traditional turkey dinner" for lunch at Koo Koo Roo today.   :-\

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 :-[

If you ask me, I've don't traditionally get food poisoning so bad that it makes my ass fall out after eating a turkey dinner. Not so with the fine food from the KKR on Santa Monica/La Cienega in LA today.

Thought I'd share my discomfort.

« Last Edit: May 5, 2004, 01:12 AM by JediMAC »

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Re: Koo Koo Roo = Poo Poo Doo
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2004, 11:03 PM »
People who eat at Koo Koo Roo = Big Doh Doh

Sorry to hear about your ass falling out Jared.  That's gotta hurt...  Hopefully you've learned a valueable lesson though: Never eat fast food that JediMAC won't even eat.

Feel better bud!   :-*

BTW, perhaps this thread may be of use to you at this moment of Hershey despair...
« Last Edit: January 29, 2004, 11:05 PM by JediMAC »

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Re: Koo Koo Roo = Poo Poo Doo
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2004, 11:16 PM »
I had that two weeks ago, I thought it was from some bad meat at Subway...almost blew out an O-Ring :o

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Re: Koo Koo Roo = Poo Poo Doo
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2004, 08:13 AM »
What the hell is Koo Koo Roo?
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Re: Koo Koo Roo = Poo Poo Doo
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2004, 08:32 AM »
What the hell is Koo Koo Roo?

Sounds like food poisoning to me!

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burger king breakfast....real eggs?
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2004, 10:30 AM »
burger king breakfast....real eggs?

I got burger king sausage, egg and cheese sandwhich for breakfast. I took the top of the bread off and noticed the eggs were completely yellow. There were no whites, it looked fake. Does anyone know if it has real eggs in it. It is really good, i am not complaining, just curious
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Re: burger king breakfast....real eggs?
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2004, 10:37 AM »
Mostly it's always those fake eggs you pour out of a carton. They only heat it up in a microwave there after it's been cooked already anyway.
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Re: burger king breakfast....real eggs?
« Reply #7 on: February 29, 2004, 11:12 AM »
Mostly it's always those fake eggs you pour out of a carton. They only heat it up in a microwave there after it's been cooked already anyway.

Oh I think they might not be fake. There known as a "processed egg products".

What Are Egg Products?

When I as a baker back in the late 70's, we always used processed egg products. They come usually frozen, liquid or dried & in bulk for the larger commercial industrys.

I think they used the all yolk version!  ;)

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Re: burger king breakfast....real eggs?
« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2004, 12:30 PM »
I got burger king sausage, egg and cheese sandwhich for breakfast. I took the top of the bread off and noticed the eggs were completely yellow. There were no whites, it looked fake. Does anyone know if it has real eggs in it. It is really good, i am not complaining, just curious

It wouldn't surprise me if they did. When I worked at Mickey D's back in my high school days, we used liquid PWEs (Pasteurized Whole Eggs) for the "folded" egg sandwiches, like the Bacon, Egg and Cheese. We used standard eggs for the McMuffins.
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Re: burger king breakfast....real eggs?
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2004, 07:28 PM »
I took the top of the bread off and noticed the eggs were completely yellow.

i don't know about you, but when i make scrambled eggs at home - and i use real eggs - they usually turn out all yellow  :)

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Re: burger king breakfast....real eggs?
« Reply #10 on: March 1, 2004, 01:19 AM »
I ate one of those breakfast sammiches, and ten minutes later I was on the crapper, going like I'd never gone before. I just thought I'd share that with you all. :o
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Re: burger king breakfast....real eggs?
« Reply #11 on: March 1, 2004, 12:03 PM »
I got burger king sausage, egg and cheese sandwhich for breakfast. I took the top of the bread off and noticed the eggs were completely yellow. There were no whites, it looked fake. Does anyone know if it has real eggs in it. It is really good, i am not complaining, just curious

It wouldn't surprise me if they did. When I worked at Mickey D's back in my high school days, we used liquid PWEs (Pasteurized Whole Eggs) for the "folded" egg sandwiches, like the Bacon, Egg and Cheese. We used standard eggs for the McMuffins.
That mustve been a long time ago because I always used fresh eggs for the folded eggs.

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Re: burger king breakfast....real eggs?
« Reply #12 on: March 1, 2004, 01:05 PM »
That mustve been a long time ago because I always used fresh eggs for the folded eggs.

Yeah, I left there around 7 years ago. Damn, I'm getting old...  :'(
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Re: burger king breakfast....real eggs?
« Reply #13 on: March 1, 2004, 02:01 PM »
Oh man now I FEEL old!
its been 10 years for me- maybe something after I left

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Re: burger king breakfast....real eggs?
« Reply #14 on: March 1, 2004, 10:58 PM »
i agree scrambled eggs are yellow, but nothing like this
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