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Re: "Borat" punks Oklahoma City politicians
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2004, 09:37 PM »
"He was coming at me with a...with his..."
"With a knife?"
"No...with his...with a"
"Club?"
"No, how do you say...with his Penis?"

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Re: "Borat" punks Oklahoma City politicians
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2004, 06:28 PM »
My favorite Borat quotes involve him describing someone who has "broken his ah-noose", or when he talks about the time his sister was voted Kazakhstan's "best sex in mouth".

But without a doubt, the best Borat moment so far was "Throw the Jew Down the Well".
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: "Borat" punks Oklahoma City politicians
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2006, 11:42 PM »
Borat Goes to the Beach

WARNING:  VERY, VERY (im)MATURE CONTENT
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Re: "Borat" punks Oklahoma City politicians
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2006, 11:49 PM »
Hah, classic Borat...  :)  I saw that on something else recently that was touting it as the new man-thong...

As Borat would say, "Niiice, Niiice".
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Re: "Borat" punks Oklahoma City politicians
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2006, 06:07 PM »
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: "Borat" punks Oklahoma City politicians
« Reply #20 on: August 5, 2006, 03:56 PM »
Brand new trailer up at Yahoo

Hitting the US and A November 3.
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Re: "Borat" punks Oklahoma City politicians
« Reply #21 on: August 5, 2006, 05:18 PM »
Beautiful.

Thanks for sharing.

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Re: "Borat" punks Oklahoma City politicians
« Reply #22 on: August 5, 2006, 06:09 PM »


Please. You come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

November can't come soon enough. :)
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Re: "Borat" punks Oklahoma City politicians
« Reply #23 on: August 5, 2006, 06:18 PM »
So all of the people in this movie are regular people?  Or is lots of it staged?  Ali G da Movie was a straight up script type thing without him messing with real people... the trailer makes it look like this isn't the case here.

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Re: "Borat" punks Oklahoma City politicians
« Reply #24 on: August 5, 2006, 06:24 PM »
I was trying to figure that out myself. Based off the feminists and the hotel receptionist, that doesn't seem to be the case... but I can't be sure.
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Re: The Borat Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2006, 12:16 PM »
Saw the trailer for this when I went to see Talladega Nights...

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Re: The Borat Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2006, 12:06 PM »
Saw the trailer for this when I went to see Talladega Nights...

Fantastic contribution.

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Be sure to check out his welcome video:

"I also want make-a non-homosexual male friends for make-a chit-chat about popular music, space rockets, and-a new ways of trap gypsies."

Sounds like he could fit in pretty well around here, too.

Welcome to my Top Eight, Borat.

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Re: The Borat Thread
« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2006, 01:16 AM »
Uh-oh:

Kazakhstan fights back ahead of Borat film release

 Dan Glaister in Los Angeles
Thursday September 28, 2006
The Guardian

Kazakhstan: land of superstition, religious intolerance, political suppression and goats. Wrong. Kazakhstan is actually a country of metals and machinery, an outward-looking, modern nation with a stable economy that attracts foreign investors to its cosmopolitan capital.

The Kazakh government took the unusual step yesterday of publishing a four-page colour supplement in the New York Times in what appeared to be in part an attempt to head off the fallout from a satirical film due out in November. Borat: Cultural Leanings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is the latest work from Ali G creator Sacha Baron Cohen. The film lampoons the central Asian nation through Borat Sagdiyev, a Kazakh journalist who travels to the US to report on local customs.

Before leaving he introduces the audience to his sister, "number four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan", and shows the village tradition of "the running of the Jew", a variation on Pamplona's bull running. Once in the US he releases chickens on the New York subway, mangles the Star Spangled Banner before a rodeo audience and abandons his pursuit of local tradition for a quest to meet Pamela Anderson.

Festival audiences have found the film hilarious, raising expectations that it will be a hit. But the Kazakh government is not amused. Since the Borat character first appeared it has protested and threatened legal action against the depiction of Kazakhstan as a backward haven for anti-Semites. To counter the image of its country in the film - which was shot in the US and Romania - the government has funded a $50m tribal epic called Nomad.

The Kazakh president, Nursultan Nazarbayev, was due to arrive in the US yesterday for a trip that will include a meeting with President George Bush.

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Re: The Borat Thread
« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2006, 01:56 AM »
I saw the trailer for this movie at Jackass Number Two, and I have to say, it has me hooked in. I'm looking forward to seeing this Borat in action.

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Re: The Borat Thread
« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2006, 02:52 AM »
I'm just dying that Kazakhstan is 'fighting' back.  That's hilarious!

If they want to reach Americans they should buy an add on a show like Lost instead of an ad spread in a newspaper.
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