Author Topic: I stole mail! Yay!  (Read 1363 times)

Offline Jeff

  • Administrator
  • Jedi Elder
  • *
  • Posts: 26360
  • Leave me where I lie
    • View Profile
    • www.JediDefender.com
I stole mail! Yay!
« on: August 10, 2004, 05:31 PM »
Ah, public shaming.  What a great punishment.

Court Approves Public Shaming of Mail Thief

Darn mail-stealers!  When will they realize that is isn't a victimless crime...  :'(

Jeff
Editor-in-Chief  - www.JediDefender.com
On Twitter?  Follow JediDefender -> @jedidefender

Offline Jesse James

  • Staff Member
  • Grand Master
  • *
  • Posts: 35448
  • Slippery When Poopy
    • View Profile
    • JediDefender.com
Re: I stole mail! Yay!
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2004, 06:06 PM »
2011 Rebel Fleet Trooper Gets My Seal Of Approval!  But Where's The Friggin' Holster On Him!?
Jedi Defender.com Contributing Editor, Twitter @JediDefender & @Jesse_James77

Offline Ben

  • Jedi Master
  • *
  • Posts: 6577
    • View Profile
    • greatest blog ever written.
Re: I stole mail! Yay!
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2004, 07:23 PM »
Quote
Gementera had argued the signboard served no purpose other than to humiliate him.

Duh, man, that's kinda the point. Dumb bastard.

I saw an article a couple weeks back about a woman who had got the same punishment for stealing $4.62 of gas.
Dumb bitch.






don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

Offline Matt

  • Jedi Master
  • *
  • Posts: 5391
    • View Profile
    • Lobot's Duplex
Re: I stole mail! Yay!
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2004, 07:37 PM »


I STEAL FORKS FROM RESTAURANTS
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."