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1. The Jaws - Kevin Garnett, PF
2. Mos Eisley Mynocks - Tim Duncan, PF/C
3. Canuckleheads - Kobe Bryant, SG
4. Not a Contender - Andrei Kirilenko, SF
5. Thug Squad Ballers - Tracy McGrady, SG
6. Dressel's Rebels - Shaquille O'Neal, C
7. Minnesota Muskies - Dirk Nowitzki, PF/C
8. The Famine - Allen Iverson, SG
9. The Zods - Yao Ming, C
10. Dunking Wookiees - Jermaine O'Neal, PF
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11. Dunking Wookiees - Ray Allen, SG
12. The Zods - Elton Brand, PF
13. The Famine - LeBron James, G
14. Minnesota Muskies - Peja Stojakovic, SF
15. Dressel's Rebels - Paul Pierce, SG
16. Thug Squad Ballers - Sam Cassell, PG
17. Not a Contender - Baron Davis, PG
18. Canuckleheads - Shawn Marion, SF
19. Mos Eisley Mynocks - Mike Bibby, PG
20. The Jaws - Ben Wallace, PF
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21. The Jaws - Stephon Marbury, PG
22. Mos Eisley Mynocks - Brad Miller, C
23. Canuckleheads - Amare Stoudemire, PF
24. Not a Contender - Zydrunas Ilgauskas, C
25. Thug Squad Ballers - Steve Francis, PG
26. Dressel's Rebels - Vince Carter, SF/SG
27. Minnesota Muskies - Steve Nash, PG
28. The Famine - Chris Webber, PF
29. The Zods - Gilbert Arenas, PG
30. Dunking Wookiees - Dwyane Wade, PG
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31. Dunking Wookiees - Corey Maggette, SF
32. The Zods - Michael Finley, SG
33. The Famine - Austin Croshere, PF
34. Minnesota Muskies - Zach Randolph, PF
35. Dressel's Rebels - Antoine Walker, PF
36. Thug Squad Ballers - Carmelo Anthony, SF
37. Not a Contender - Pau Gasol, PF
38. Canuckleheads - Jamaal Magloire, C
39. Mos Eisley Mynocks - Rashard Lewis, SF
40. The Jaws - Ron Artest, SF
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41. The Jaws - Erick Dampier, C
42. Mos Eisley Mynocks - Eddie Jones, SG
43. Canuckleheads - Chauncey Billups, PG
44. Not A Contender- Michael Redd, SG
45. Thug Squad Ballers - Carlos Boozer, PF
46. Dressel's Rebels - Richard Jefferson, SF
47. Minnesota Muskies - Jason Terry, PG
48. The Famine - Eddy Curry, C
49. The Zods - Rasheed Wallace, PF
50. Dunking Wookiees - Kenyon Martin, PF
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51. Dunking Wookiees - Emeka Okafor, C
52. The Zods - Lamar Odom, PF
53. The Famine - Latrell Sprewell, SG
54. Minnesota Muskies - Donyell Marshall, SF
55. Dressel's Rebels - Andre Miller, PG
56. Thug Squad Ballers - Marcus Camby, C
57. Not a Contender - Kirk Hinrich, PG
58. Canuckleheads - Cuttino Mobley, SG
59. Mos Eisley Mynocks - Damon Stoudamire, PG
60. The Jaws - Antawn Jamison, F
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61. The Jaws - Manu Ginobili, SG
62. Mos Eisley Mynocks - Shareef Abdur-Rahim, PF
63. Canuckleheads - Drew Gooden, F
64. Not A Contender- Stephen Jackson, G/F
65. Thug Squad Ballers - Jason Kidd, PG
66. Dressel's Rebels - Jason Richardson, SG
67. Minnesota Muskies - Richard Hamilton, SG
68. The Famine - Calbert Cheaney, SG
69. The Zods - Keith Van Horn, SF
70. Dunking Wookiees - Desmond Mason, G/F
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71. Dunking Wookiees - Matt Harpring, SF
72. The Zods - Jerry Stackhouse, G
73. The Famine - Bonzi Wells, G
74. Minnesota Muskies - Samuel Dalembert, FC
75. Dressel's Rebels - Al Harrington, SF
76. Thug Squad Ballers - Gary Payton, PG
77. Not a Contender - James Posey, GF
78. Canuckleheads - Kenny Thomas, PF
79. Mos Eisley Mynocks - J Crawford, SG
80. The Jaws - Ricki Davis, SG
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81. The Jaws - Mike Dunleavy - F
82. Mos Eisley Mynocks - Jim Jackson, GF
83. Canuckleheads - Tim Thomas, F
84. Not A Contender- Theo Ratliff, FC
85. Thug Squad Ballers - Chris Bosh, FC
86. Dressel's Rebels - Marquis Daniels, SG
87. Minnesota Muskies - Ben Gordon, PG
88. The Famine - Greg Ostertag, C
89. The Zods - Juwan Howard, F
90. Dunking Wookiees- Joe Johnson, GF
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91. Dunking Wookiees - Stromile Swift, FC
92. The Zods - Glenn Robinson, SF
93. The Famine - DerMarr Johnson, G
94. Minnesota Muskies - Doug Christie, SG
95. Dressel's Rebels - Jason Williams (Grizzlies), PG
96. Thug Squad Ballers - Grant Hill, SF
97. Not a Contender - Brent Barry, SG
98. Canuckleheads - Mark Blount, C
99. Mos Eisley Mynocks - W. Szczerbaik, SF
100. The Jaws - Tony Parker, PG
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101. The Jaws - Adonal Foyle, C
102. Mos Eisley Mynocks - R. Alston, PG
103. Canuckleheads - Quentin Richardson, G
104. Not A Contender- Jamaal Tinsley, PG
105. Thug Squad Ballers - Carlos Arroyo, PG
106. Dressel's Rebels - Mehmet Okur, FC
107. Minnesota Muskies - Eric Snow, PG
108. The Famine - Antonio Davis, FC
109. The Zods - Allan Houston, SG
110. Dunking Wookiees- Larry Hughes, SG
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111. Dunking Wookiees - Tayshaun Prince, F
112. The Zods - Nick Van Exel, G
113. The Famine - Dale Davis, C
114. Minnesota Muskies - Kerry Kittles
115. Dressel's Rebels - Gerald Wallace, SF
116. Thug Squad Ballers - Tyson Chandler, PF
117. Not a Contender -
118. Canuckleheads -
119. Mos Eisley Mynocks -
120. The Jaws -
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