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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #2205 on: November 13, 2017, 08:48 AM »
Some interesting facts about tigers the writers apparently could not be bothered to look up:

1. A tiger’s legs are so powerful that they can remain standing even when dead

2. They are the largest of all the big cats, weighing up to 300k (700 pounds)

3. Tigers can leap distances of over 6m, and jump up to 5m vertically

4. While tigers prefer to use their massive teeth to crush their victim’s neck, a single strike is enough to do the job. One swipe from a tiger’s front paw is strong enough to smash a bear’s skull and even break its spine.

So congratulations TWD, you have officially JUMPED THE SHARK, er tiger.

Of all the wildly stupid and unbelievable stuff on this show, you finally managed to come up with something so insanely implausible that it simply defies belief. Half a dozen decayed bodies with little to no muscle mass are going to take down an animal that could not only smash them to pieces with just a swipe of his paw but LEAP OVER THEM easily with no effort at all?!?!

And yes, I know this is a show predicated on nonsense science, but you have to at least stay grounded in basic physics and anatomy. COME ON MAN!

Also sick of Saviors who just seem to talk and talk and somehow know all the right psychological buttons to push at any given time. What an annoying douche.

I'm glad Jerry didn't die.

Oh and Matt - the splattery zombies were from the toxic waste barrels that were leaking all over...
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #2206 on: November 13, 2017, 09:33 AM »
I'm bored with this season so far. Too many similar episodes.

But good God, the "the show sucks because of lack of perfect believability" posts are driving me nuts. They killed the tiger. Ok. The bullets are too powerful for whatever people were saying last week. Ok.

Ok, small rant over.

I hope next week is nothing but flashback speeches.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #2207 on: November 13, 2017, 01:21 PM »
Oh and Matt - the splattery zombies were from the toxic waste barrels that were leaking all over...

Yeah, thanks....I picked up on that one.  :D
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #2208 on: November 13, 2017, 09:35 PM »
Ha ha, I was sort of tongue in cheeking my original post, they have done way crazier stuff than that that has inspired less mock outrage....but I do miss that dang tiger.  :D
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #2209 on: November 13, 2017, 10:35 PM »
Tiger dies saving Ezekiel in comics too so they kinda told us it was coming with the story Ezekiel tells about saving her earlier in the show
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #2210 on: November 13, 2017, 10:52 PM »
Well, I for one want 100% realism from a show where the dead reanimate without any explanation.


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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #2211 on: November 14, 2017, 12:10 AM »
What Scockery said on Shiva...  this show makes $ hand over fist and they killed tiger for budgetary bulkshit.  Wanna be mad be mad they took something interesting and fun on the show and **** on it cuz some asswad at amc doesn't let them have a better budget.

If we are talking unrealistic junk though, beyond the usual, it was that whole chase.  From the opening and setting up a .50 a team of 30 couldn't do expeditiously at the building to suddenly one bald dildo can do it alone in a moving truck in a minute, all the way to the .50 hitting the engine and only puncturing the rad.  If you've seen a round to one of those, you'd know it would've stopped Rick's early 90s Wrangler YJ like it hit a brick wall...  not just popped the radiator. ::)

This wasn't this shows finest moment by any stretch.  And I genuinely still enjoy it and overlook the lack of realism sprinkled here and there.  My only major bitch with this whole ep was Shiva.  She was interesting and bold in a show that's on a loop right now, and you can't tell me they offer the tiger with so little use simply for the same reason GoT runs its dragon budget into the ground after like two scenes in a season.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #2212 on: Today at 12:37 AM »
Rick vs. Daryl.  The switch to Eugene playing Atari boxing..black vs. white....the power goes off...darkness...then back to Daryl vs Rick. WOW. Such symbolism. It's a draw, but hey, they lost the dynamite and the .50 caliber because the crashed humvee decided it hated them.  Daryl was probably right at this point, they've lost too much man power to play it nice and win. (They know this thinks to helpful dying henchman trope...reminds me of Naked Gun.)

Negan's pet projects with Rick's people have only had a 1 in 4 success rate so far, but whatever. Gabriel could've killed Negan but wasn't willing to sacrifice himself.  Negan's council of nitwits was moments away from being swarmed by the serfs.

So is Gabriel sweating to death or is he bitten?

Rick hallucinates a helicopter again. Or it's a glitch in the matrix...yeah, this whole world is a simulation.