Gotta love my 2B Clint Barmes who was silently the best second basemen in fantasy falling down the stairs with a bag of deer meat and breaking his clavicle, then my backup Bret Boone getting benched for sucking so bad. That little steroid monkey hasn't done crap since he stopped juicing.
Gotta love my 2nd pick of the draft Todd Helton doing absolutely not a ******* thing all season long. This guy has been like sunrise and sunset for 10 seasons, and now he forgot how to hit. Those naughty career .335 hitters.
Gotta love 4 of my 6 starting pitchers being out or compromised. Kerry Wood, my first pitcher taken, hasn't pitched since April.
Gotta love Scott Rolen being the most fragile 6' 4" 240 lb horse I've ever seen in this game.
Scott's team is just on a temporary high, he doesn't have the talent to maintain this. Of all you suckas I'm most afraid of Zod right now after Manny Ramirez, Jim Thome, Mark Prior and Tim Hudson start contributing on a regular basis.
Okay, off to begin fixing this issue...