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Re: Anyone See This?
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2004, 12:35 AM »
I loved it, I think she put on a great show, although I do not like how she mixed some of her old songs.  That was little disapointing!  But overall I give that show a 8 out of 10!
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Re: Anyone See This?
« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2004, 01:07 AM »
Britney Spears is the greatest musical artist of all time.
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Re: Anyone See This?
« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2004, 01:19 AM »
Britney Spears is the greatest musical artist of all time.
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« Reply #63 on: March 31, 2004, 08:31 AM »
Britney Spears is the greatest musical artist of all time.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #64 on: May 30, 2004, 11:21 PM »
I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)

So you rather take Britney, whose's chest mysterioly changes from "B" cup to "D" cup back to "C" cup then to "B" cup and then back to "D" cup again, which changes back to "B" cup , then back to "A" cup, then go to "D" cup, which then changes back to "C" cup  and back again to "B" cup  and again to "C" cup?

 Hmmm, I dunno which to choose,  Hot girl with breast's sizes mysteriously changes OR Skanky hot girl?

I'll pick nither.

BTW, about britney not being a Virgin, she also claim that she doesn't smoke, well, she did so.

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Britney Spears Caught in Picture with Cigarette
NEW YORK: May 2, 2002 — Is Britney smoking?
A photographer captured a shot of Britney Spears on a hotel balcony in Australia with a cigarette in her hand.

For years, she's preached against smoking – along with booze and pre-marital sex.

She even told a Knoxville, Tennessee newspaper (the News-Sentinel), "I don't believe in drugs or even smoking. I believe in God."

The New York Post is carrying the photo today – showing the singer, dressed in short-shorts, apparently turning her back to the photographer. The caption reads, "Check out that butt."

The paper quotes the singer's spokeswoman as issuing a "no response" when asked whether Britney's smoking might encourage her young followers to light up.

Copyright 2002 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.




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Hmmm, I dunno which to choose,  Hot girl with breast's sizes mysteriously changes OR Skanky hot girl?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #65 on: May 31, 2004, 01:26 AM »
In one of the recent Laker playoff game telecasts, one of the announcers mentioned something to the effect that Britney Spears supposedly has a big crush on the Laker's rookie Luke Walton (Bill Walton's son).  Interesting...  If I were him, I'd hit that just for the hell of it.   8)

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #66 on: April 13, 2005, 05:38 PM »
Uh... Bump?


Scary.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #67 on: April 13, 2005, 07:03 PM »
Am I the only one here who hopes her career still fails while she is still somewhat young.  Hopefully she can still drop her laundry in Playboy before she hits 30.  ;D

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #68 on: April 13, 2005, 07:14 PM »
I'm glad. Pregnant Britney. <3

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #69 on: April 14, 2005, 12:14 AM »
OK, how long will it be till Federline dumps her ass? He did it to the previous ho he was with, so I guess within three months he'll bolt.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #70 on: April 14, 2005, 12:55 PM »
I give it another year at least.  Britney is much wealthier than the previous gal.  I can't believe she even marry someone let alone this guy.  I am jealous. 

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #71 on: April 14, 2005, 02:15 PM »
Agreed. He's got a pretty sweet deal and he'd be pretty stupid to dump her.  He gets to lie around in her mansion, driving the cars she buys him, banging the nanny she'll hire to take care of his kid while she's out on tour.....

Yeah, I think I'd totally play Mr. Mom for that sugar-mama.  ;D
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #72 on: April 14, 2005, 02:18 PM »
Wait a minute, I thought I replaced Rebelscum in my "Favorites?"    :P

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Casino buys Britney Spears' alleged Pregnancy Test
« Reply #73 on: May 5, 2005, 07:10 PM »
Who in the hell buys this crap?

Casino buys Britney Spears' alleged Pregnancy Test

Man...I guess some people like pee, and being ripped off.

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Re: Casino buys Britney Spears' alleged Pregnancy Test
« Reply #74 on: May 5, 2005, 07:21 PM »
Another Golden Palace purchase.   Very classy.   ::)