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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #75 on: May 5, 2005, 08:15 PM »
It's a Golden something (I bet)

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #76 on: September 15, 2005, 04:52 PM »
It's a Boy!

I assume all you SoCal guys will be stopping by UCLA Med Center to drop off your cards and gifts!

I hope for the best for that poor kid...   :-\
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #77 on: September 15, 2005, 05:23 PM »
That poor kid is doomed for a screwed up childhood.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #78 on: September 15, 2005, 06:13 PM »
Screwed up how?

IF you mean screwed up like Paris Hilton, yeah...her kid will probably be screwed up.  Rich, spoiled, covered constantly by paparazzi. Eventually, under the delusion that the world wants to hear him sing, he'll probably put out a record.  We'll probably have to see him act.....or whatever.

But I dont' anymore sorry for this kid than I do any other trust fund baby.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #79 on: September 15, 2005, 10:53 PM »
Oh man the ladies at work were ripping on Britney's birth yesterday.  How the baby is not Kevin's but the first "husband's".  All that BS.  They hate Britney with a passion like many do.  I will never understand the intensity of the attention this girl gets.   

I undestand people not liking her but it seems like a lot of women really, really hate this girl.  She might as well be a serial killer in their eyes.  I have seen this go on for years.  There are a lot more people out there more deserving of people's hatred that Britney Spears.  LOL!  It's kind of weird. 

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #80 on: September 16, 2005, 03:58 PM »
There are a lot more people out there more deserving of people's hatred that Britney Spears.  LOL!  It's kind of weird. 

But there are also a lot more people out there who are more deserving of praise and money than Britney Spears.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #81 on: September 16, 2005, 05:26 PM »
There are a lot more people out there more deserving of people's hatred that Britney Spears.  LOL!  It's kind of weird. 

But there are also a lot more people out there who are more deserving of praise and money than Britney Spears.

True, but unfortunately, pop culture is what makes the world go 'round. 

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #83 on: November 7, 2006, 05:46 PM »
But when she leave yo ass, he gonna leave with half!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #84 on: November 7, 2006, 05:49 PM »
they have an iron clad prenup.   he will get more than he deserves, but not half.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #85 on: November 7, 2006, 07:00 PM »
**** election results, I'm turning on E! to get the latest on this!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #86 on: November 7, 2006, 07:01 PM »
Britney who?  :P

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #87 on: November 7, 2006, 07:02 PM »
So she's back on the market, you say?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #88 on: November 7, 2006, 07:03 PM »
Nate, I was typing that exact thing before you beat me to it.

Maybe she'll lose that trailer trash weight and get back to MILF status.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #89 on: November 7, 2006, 07:27 PM »
Maybe she'll lose that trailer trash weight and get back to MILF status.

I think she already has.  But you guys have got to be fair.  Her baby is only 8 weeks old.  I can't stand the dingwad, but she does look fantastic.

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