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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2003, 09:25 AM »
I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2003, 09:41 AM »
I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)

Ditto, but sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes, skanky is good  ;)
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2003, 09:46 AM »
I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)

Yeah, it depends on what you want I suppose.  If you are in the mood for a nice, healthy looking lady then Britney is for you.  If you want to be as raunchy as possible then it's Christina.  

If I had the choice (LOL!  yeah as if) I'd be taking Britney.  

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2003, 11:52 PM »
I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2003, 11:15 AM »
I'm not a virgin either, but it wasn't on ET.  ::)  I guess there's no press report when you only sleep with your wife... ;D

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2003, 12:44 PM »
Yeah, come to think of it I am not a virgin either.  Why am I not on ET?   I guess it's because Justin Timberlake did not take my virginity.  It was Lori instead and she is not famous.  

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2003, 11:51 PM »
Now see your all missing the biggest part of the story, it not that Britney Spears is no longer a virgin, it's that Justin Timberlake not Gay ;D ;D ;D sorry i can't even type THAT with a stright face ;D ;D ;D
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2003, 11:15 PM »
I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)

So you rather take Britney, whose's chest mysterioly changes from "B" cup to "D" cup back to "C" cup then to "B" cup and then back to "D" cup again, which changes back to "B" cup , then back to "A" cup, then go to "D" cup, which then changes back to "C" cup  and back again to "B" cup  and again to "C" cup?

 Hmmm, I dunno which to choose,  Hot girl with breast's sizes mysteriously changes OR Skanky hot girl?

I'll pick nither.

BTW, about britney not being a Virgin, she also claim that she doesn't smoke, well, she did so.

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Britney Spears Caught in Picture with Cigarette
NEW YORK: May 2, 2002 — Is Britney smoking?
A photographer captured a shot of Britney Spears on a hotel balcony in Australia with a cigarette in her hand.

For years, she's preached against smoking – along with booze and pre-marital sex.

She even told a Knoxville, Tennessee newspaper (the News-Sentinel), "I don't believe in drugs or even smoking. I believe in God."

The New York Post is carrying the photo today – showing the singer, dressed in short-shorts, apparently turning her back to the photographer. The caption reads, "Check out that butt."

The paper quotes the singer's spokeswoman as issuing a "no response" when asked whether Britney's smoking might encourage her young followers to light up.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2003, 03:32 PM »
This was sad, sad news...she was a role model for all of the young girls out there and now look, she is nothing but trash
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2003, 07:25 PM »
When was Britney ever a role model?
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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2003, 11:47 AM »
I saw that last night.  She kissed Britney and then Christina Aguilera too.  And when her and Britney kissed the focused on Justin Timberlakes face.....  I think its all for the press!
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Re: Oh My God
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2003, 12:01 PM »
Yep the queens of the media strike again.  They new the press would love this so here we go again.  Let the "controversy" and "shock" talk begin.  

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« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2003, 12:12 PM »
Random thoughts:

- Isn't Britney a little young for Madonna?

- Isn't Madonna married?

- If I were her husband, I'd be all like, "Hey, why don't you get back in the kitchen, and make me some bacon?!"

- I wonder who's the better kisser, Christina or Britney? (You could probably ask Justin the same question.)

- Was this their first kiss or was there an intense rehearsal session earlier?

- Timberlake drove Britney away from other men for good. Is he that good or that bad?

- Justin's sitting there thinking, "Oh yeah? Well next year I'll be slipping MY idol Michael Jackson the tongue! So THERE!"
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