I want a new button on the toolbar of my email program:
"Kill Sender".
It would work just like "Reply", except when you click it, you get to choose from many horrible types of death on a nifty drop down menu and then click send.
The sender then receives this sort of death. I'm not sure how that part of the feature would work yet, but....I'm sure they could figure it out at Microsoft.
I see it primarily being used as a spam filter. It's sort of a permanent way to remove yourself from a spammer's list.
It would also work for those chain letters I keep getting.
I bet they could bundle this in with the next version of MSN and make millions.
Sure, there'd probably be another trial (this time murder instead of antitrust) but I think they could find their way around that little issue.
After all, could the prosecution find a jury that would convict anyone for using my new feature?
What do you guys think?