JD Fantasy Football 2005

[Rob]

Larry Johnson would never have made it to your next pick Zod. That's who I was wanting to take with my next selection. Now it's back to the drawing board. 

No harm - I'm sure you'll pick the next guy on my list...

[Dressel Rebel]

Didn't Blaylock leave the Chiefs?

EDIT: Yes, he's a Jet now.

[Famine]

Playboy doesn't count Kev.

It does too!

Kevin

[Matt Carroll]

All righty, so I should have taken Johnson instead of Anderson with that last pick of mine. I was hoping he'd last 1 more round and thought he had a better chance than Anderson of being around. Very nice selection Kevin.

[Dressel Rebel]

For Johnson to have that year again you need to have Holmes and Blaylock injured, otherwise if only Holmes is injured Blaylock and Johnson will split the carries.  

The only person Blaylock is splitting carries with is Curtis Martin dude.  That Canadian ESPN is whack.

[Morgbug]

Didn't Blaylock leave the Chiefs?

EDIT: Yes, he's a Jet now.

I'll concede that then, my bad.  Still, having your second RB of the entire draft being a backup to a guy you hope gets injured?  What if Holmes lasts 10 games this year (gee, I guess he'll then outscore everyone including Tomlinson )?

And Kev, yes, Playboy does count.  It just may not be the best for fantasy football.

[Dressel Rebel]

[Famine]

And Kev, yes, Playboy does count.  It just may not be the best for fantasy football.

Premire Issue of ESPN Fantasy

It's been my bible for this season.

You gots ta keep up on this stuff.

Kevin

[Dressel Rebel]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 1
1. Capital Land Kats (malloc) -  Shaun Alexander, RB
2. Dressel's Rebellion (Dressel Rebel) - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
3. The Mathematicians (matt carroll) - Peyton Manning, QB
4. Canuckleheads (Morgbug) - Priest Holmes, RB
5. SGC Airmen (Sith Lord Chaos) - Clinton Portis, RB
6. The Cuspids (juanelopezrosario) - Daunte Culpepper, QB
7. Minnesota Muskies (scott) - Edgerrin James, RB
8. The Famine (Dressel Jr.) - Donovan McNabb, QB
9. The Golden Girls (littlesips) - Willis McGahee, RB
10. The Nameless (chuckles) - Deuce McAllister, RB
11. Nerfherders (mosnab) - Ahman Green, RB
12. The Problem Children (Kneel Before Zod) - Jamal Lewis, RB
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 2
13. The Problem Children - Randy Moss, WR
14. Nerfherders - Marvin Harrison, WR
15. The Nameless - Julius Jones, RB
16. The Golden Girls - Torry Holt, WR
17. The Famine - Tiki Barber, RB
18. Minnesota Muskies - Corey Dillon, RB
19. The Cuspids - Curtis Martin, RB
20. SGC Airmen - Chad Johnson, WR
21. Canuckleheads - Tony Gonzalez, TE
22. The Mathematicians - Rudi Johnson, RB
23. Dressel's Rebellion - Domanick Davis, RB
24. Capital Land Kats - Terrell Owens, WR
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 3
25. Capital Land Kats - Kevin Jones, RB
26. Dressel's Rebellion - Joe Horn, WR
27. The Mathematicians - Antonio Gates, TE
28. Canuckleheads - Andre Johnson, WR
29. SGC Airmen - Michael Vick, QB
30. The Cuspids - Reggie Wayne, WR
31. Minnesota Muskies - LaMont Jordan, RB
32. The Famine - Jason Whitten, TE
33. The Golden Girls - Brett Favre, QB
34. The Nameless - Steve Smith, WR
35. Nerfherders - Tatum Bell, RB
36. The Problem Children - Javon Walker, WR
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 4
37. The Problem Children - Brian Westbrook, RB
38. Nerfherders - Tom Brady, QB
39. The Nameless - Drew Bennett, WR
40. The Golden Girls - Ravens, DEF
41. The Famine - Steelers, DEF
42. Minnesota Muskies - Trent Green, QB
43. The Cuspids - Steven Jackson, RB
44. SGC Airmen - Broncos, DEF
45. Canuckleheads - Marc Bulger, QB
46. The Mathematicians - Cadillac Williams, RB
47. Dressel's Rebellion - Darrell Jackson, WR
48. Capital Land Kats - Michael Clayton, WR
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 5
49. Capital Land Kats - Nate Burelson, WR
50. Dressel's Rebellion - Matt Hasselbeck, QB
51. The Mathematicians- - Ashley Lelie, WR
52. Canuckleheads - Warrick Dunn, RB
53. SGC Airmen - Rod Smith, WR
54. The Cuspids - Laveranues Coles, WR
55. Minnesota Muskies - Hines Ward, WR
56. The Famine - Jimmy Smith, WR
57. The Golden Girls - Alge Crumpler, TE
58. The Nameless - Anquan Boldin, WR
59. Nerfherders - Donald Driver, WR
60. The Problem Children - Drew Brees, QB
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 6
61. The Problem Children - Jeremy Shockey, TE
62. Nerfherders - J.J. Arrington, RB
63. The Nameless - Randy McMichael, TE
64. The Golden Girls - Ronnie Brown, RB
65. The Famine - Carson Palmer, QB
66. Minnesota Muskies - Roy Williams, WR
67. The Cuspids - Dallas Clark, TE
68. SGC Airmen - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
69. Canuckleheads - Eric Moulds, WR
70. The Mathematicians - Jerome Bettis, RB
71. Dressel's Rebellion - Chris Chambers, WR
72. Capital Land Kats - Derrick Mason, WR
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 7
73. Capital Land Kats - Jake Plummer, QB
74. Dressel's Rebellion - Travis Henry, RB
75. The Mathematicians- Jerry Porter, WR
76. Canuckleheads -  DeShaun Foster, RB
77. SGC Airmen - Bubba Franks, TE
78. The Cuspids - Muhsin Muhammad, WR
79. Minnesota Muskies - Michael Bennett, RB
80. The Famine - Adam Vinatieri, K
81. The Golden Girls - Isaac Bruce, WR
82. The Nameless - Kevan Barlow, RB
83. Dressel's Rebellion - Acquired From Nerfherders - Chris Brown, RB
84. The Problem Children - David Akers, K
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 8
85. The Problem Children - Patriots, DEF
86. Nerfherders - Todd Heap, TE
87. The Nameless - Kerry Collins, QB
88. The Golden Girls - Mike Vanderjagt, K
89. The Famine - TJ Houshmandzadeh, WR
90. Minnesota Muskies - Cedric Benson, RB
91. The Cuspids - Thomas Jones, RB
92. SGC Airmen - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
93. Canuckleheads - "Not so neon" Deion Branch, WR
94. The Mathematicians - Jason Elam, K
95. Nerfherders - Acquired From Dressel's Rebellion - Jeff Wilkins, K
96. Capital Land Kats - Lee Suggs, RB
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 9
97. Capital Land Kats - Jake Delhomme, QB
98. Dressel's Rebellion - L.J. Smith, TE
99. The Mathematicians - Mike Anderson, RB
100. Canuckleheads - Buffalo Bills, DEF
101. SGC Airmen - T.J. Duckett, RB
102. The Cuspids - Brandon Stokley, WR
103. Minnesota Muskies - Lee Evans, WR
104. The Famine - Larry Johnson, RB
105. The Golden Girls - Plaxico Burress, WR
106. The Nameless -
107. Nerfherders -
108. The Problem Childen -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 10
109. The Problem Children -
110. Nerfherders -
111. The Nameless -
112. The Golden Girls - 
113. The Famine -
114. Minnesota Muskies -
115. The Cuspids -
116. SGC Airmen -
117. Canuckleheads -
118. The Mathematicians -
119. Nerfherders - Acquired From Dressel's Rebellion
120. Capital Land Kats -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 11
121. Capital Land Kats -
122. Dressel's Rebellion -
123. The Mathematicians -
124. Canuckleheads -
125. SGC Airmen -
126. The Cuspids -
127. Minnesota Muskies -
128. The Famine -
129. The Golden Girls -
130. The Nameless -
131. Nerfherders -
132. Problem Children -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 12
133. The Problem Children -
134. Nerfherders -
135. The Nameless -
136. The Golden Girls - 
137. The Famine -
138. Minnesota Muskies -
139. The Cuspids -
140. SGC Airmen -
141. Canuckleheads -
142. The Mathematicians -
143. Dressel's Rebellion -
144. Capital Land Kats -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 13
145. Capital Land Kats -
146. Dressel's Rebellion -
147. The Mathematicians -
148. Canuckleheads -
149. SGC Airmen -
150. The Cuspids -
151. Minnesota Muskies -
152. The Famine -
153. The Golden Girls -
154. The Nameless -
155. Nerfherders -
156. Problem Children -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 14
157. The Problem Children -
158. Nerfherders -
159. The Nameless -
160. The Golden Girls - 
161. The Famine -
162. Minnesota Muskies -
163. The Cuspids -
164. SGC Airmen -
165. Canuckleheads -
166. The Mathematicians -
167. Dressel's Rebellion -
168. Capital Land Kats -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 15
169. Capital Land Kats -
170. Dressel's Rebellion -
171. The Mathematicians -
172. Canuckleheads -
173. SGC Airmen -
174. The Cuspids -
175. Minnesota Muskies -
176. The Famine -
177. The Golden Girls -
178. The Nameless -
179. Nerfherders -
180. Problem Children -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 16
181. The Problem Children -
182. Nerfherders -
183. The Nameless -
184. The Golden Girls - 
185. The Famine -
186. Minnesota Muskies -
187. The Cuspids -
188. SGC Airmen -
189. Canuckleheads -
190. The Mathematicians -
191. Dressel's Rebellion -
192. Capital Land Kats -
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND: 17 FINAL ROUND
193. Capital Land Kats -
194. Dressel's Rebellion -
195. The Mathematicians -
196. Canuckleheads -
197. SGC Airmen -
198. The Cuspids -
199. Minnesota Muskies -
200. The Famine -
201. The Golden Girls -
202. The Nameless -
203. Dressel's Rebellion - Acquired from Nerfherders
204. Problem Children -




Capital Land Kats:  Malloc
01 - Shaun Alexander, RB
02 - Terrell Owens, WR
03 - Kevin Jones, RB
04 - Michael Clayton, WR
05 - Nate Burleson, WR
06 - Derrick Mason, WR
07 - Jake Plummer, QB
08 - Lee Suggs, RB
09 - Jake Delhomme, QB
10 -
11 -

Dressel's Rebellion: Dressel Rebel
01 - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
02 - Domanick Davis, RB
03 - Joe Horn, WR
04 - Darrell Jackson, WR
05 - Matt Hasselbeck, QB
06 - Chris Chambers, WR
07a - Travis Henry, RB
07b - Chris Brown, RB - Pick Acquired From Nerfherders
08 - Traded to Mosnab
09 - L.J. Smith, TE
10 - Traded to Mosnab
11 -


The Mathematicians: Matt Carroll
01 - Peyton Manning, QB
02 - Rudi Johnson, RB
03 - Antonio Gates, TE
04 - Cadillac Williams, RB
05 - Ashley Lelie, WR
06 - Jerome Bettis, RB
07 - Jerry Porter, WR
08 - Jason Elam, K
09 - Mike Anderson, RB
10 -
11 -

Canuckleheads: Morgbug
01 - Priest Holmes, RB
02 - Tony Gonzalez, TE
03 - Andre Johnson, WR
04 - Marc Bulger, QB
05 - Warrick Dunn, RB
06 - Eric Moulds, WR
07 - DeShaun Foster, RB
08 - Deion Branch, WR
09 - Buffalo Bills, DEF
10 -
11 -

SGC Airmen: Sith Lord Chaos
01 - Clinton Portis, RB
02 - Chad Johnson, WR
03 - Michael Vick, QB
04 - Broncos, DEF
05 - Rod Smith, WR
06 - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
07 - Bubba Franks, TE
08 - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
09 - T.J. Duckett, RB
10 -
11 -

The Cuspids: Juanelopezrosario
01 - Daunte Culpepper, QB
02 - Curtis Martin, RB
03 - Reggie Wayne, WR
04 - Steven Jackson, RB
05 - Laveranues Coles, WR
06 - Dallas Clark, TE
07 - Muhsin Muhammad, WR
08 - Thomas Jones, RB
09 - Brandon Stokley, WR
10 -
11 -

Minnesota Muskies: Scott
01 - Edgerrin James, RB
02 - Corey Dillon, RB
03 - Lamont Jordan, RB
04 - Trent Green, QB
05 - Hines Ward, WR
06 - Roy Williams, WR
07 - Michael Bennett, RB
08 - Cedric Benson, RB
09 - Lee Evans, WR
10 -
11 -

The Famine: Famine
01 - Donovan McNabb, QB
02 - Tiki Barber, RB
03 - Jason Witten, TE
04 - Steelers, DEF
05 - Jimmy Smith, WR
06 - Carson Palmer, QB
07 - Adam Vinatieri, K
08 - TJ Houshmandzadeh, WR
09 - Larry Johnson, RB
10 -
11 -

The Golden Girls: Littlesips
01 - Willis McGahee, RB
02 - Tory Holt, WR
03 - Brett Favre, QB
04 - Ravens, DEF
05 - Alge Crumpler, TE
06 - Ronnie Brown, RB
07 - Isaac Bruce, WR
08 - Mike Vanderjagt, K
09 - Plaxico Burress, WR
10 -
11 -

The Nameless: Chuckles
01 - Deuce McAllister, RB
02 - Julius Jones, RB
03 - Steve Smith, WR
04 - Drew Bennett, WR
05 - Anquan Boldin, WR
06 - Randy McMichael, TE
07 - Kevan Barlow, RB
08 - Kerry Collins, QB
09 -
10 -
11 -

Nerfherders: Mosnab
01 - Ahman Green, RB
02 - Marvin Harrison, WR
03 - Tatum Bell, RB
04 - Tom Brady, QB
05 - Donald Driver, WR
06 - J.J. Arrington, RB
07 - Traded To Dressel's Rebellion
08a - Todd Heap, TE
08b - Jeff Wilkins, K - Pick Acquired From Dressel's Rebellion
09 -
10a -
10b -                        - Pick Acquired From Dressel's Rebellion
11 -


The Problem Children: Kneel Before Zod
01 - Jamal Lewis, RB
02 - Randy Moss, WR
03 - Javon Walker, WR
04 - Brian Westbrook, RB
05 - Drew Brees, QB
06 - Jeremy Shockey, TE
07 - David Akers, K
08 - New England Patriots, DEF
09 -
10 -
11 -

chuckles on the clock...

[Dressel Rebel]

And Kev, yes, Playboy does count.  It just may not be the best for fantasy football.

At the very least they've been handy for killing time while we wait on Scott's picks.  I mean...they would come in handy if I had some.

[Morgbug]

At the very least they've been handy for killing time while we wait on Scott's picks.  I mean...they would come in handy if I had some.

There's a certain amount of irony in that statement.  There was a time, waaaaaaaaaay back when that dentist's offices used to have Playboy as one of the magazine's that was in the waiting room.  It was at a time when my parents used to still take me to the dentist rather than letting me go alone, so I never was able to pick one up and look at it, but it was there just the same.  Taunting me.  Wanting me. 

[Dressel Rebel]

Now they save all porn-related activities until after they knock you out for the procedure.

[Rob]

Golden Girls take:

Plaxico Burress, WR

[chuckles]

Eddie Kennison - WR

[Brian]

Charles Rogers, WR