JD Fantasy Football 2005

[Famine]

Sr. was just out making a toy run. He snagged me some goods, or so he said on the phone. Rambling about digging a hole in his driveway?


Old timer, get your love letter and money yet?

Kevin

[Morgbug]

Nope, not yet, but I was out on the road today.  Will check tomorrow.  Love letter?  I'm giddy with anticipation.

[Famine]

I think D-Reb is down for the count tonight.

Kevin

[Morgbug]

That's not good, malloc's expecting/hoping to pick tonight.   

[Famine]

I checked my PM box, and he didn't send any to me. Zod? Anyone?

I'll download porn while I wait.

Kevin

[malloc]

i'm goin to bed in an hour, if hes not back by then I can send my picks to some one if anyone wants

[Morgbug]

I'll take care of it if you want.  If you can be online in the morning then no need at all.  I'm sure Dressel Sr. will be online fairly early if he doesn't head back in tonight.  He may though, he's been on much later than this during the draft.

[Rob]

I have no picks from anyone this evening.

[Morgbug]

Nor do I, we're done until tomorrow. 

[Dressel Rebel]

Dammit...I was laying on the couch watching the first quarter of the Saints/Patriots preseason game...and that was the last thing I remember.  I was out like a light, sorry about the holdup, apparently I was laying there about 3+ hours 

Lemme get my little list out here, pick coming in a couple minutes...

[Dressel Rebel]

I think D-Reb is down for the count tonight.

Kevin

You should have just called me back on my cell jackass.

Donte Stallworth, WR

[Dressel Rebel]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 1
1. Capital Land Kats (malloc) -  Shaun Alexander, RB
2. Dressel's Rebellion (Dressel Rebel) - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
3. The Mathematicians (matt carroll) - Peyton Manning, QB
4. Canuckleheads (Morgbug) - Priest Holmes, RB
5. SGC Airmen (Sith Lord Chaos) - Clinton Portis, RB
6. The Cuspids (juanelopezrosario) - Daunte Culpepper, QB
7. Minnesota Muskies (scott) - Edgerrin James, RB
8. The Famine (Dressel Jr.) - Donovan McNabb, QB
9. The Golden Girls (littlesips) - Willis McGahee, RB
10. The Nameless (chuckles) - Deuce McAllister, RB
11. Nerfherders (mosnab) - Ahman Green, RB
12. The Problem Children (Kneel Before Zod) - Jamal Lewis, RB
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 2
13. The Problem Children - Randy Moss, WR
14. Nerfherders - Marvin Harrison, WR
15. The Nameless - Julius Jones, RB
16. The Golden Girls - Torry Holt, WR
17. The Famine - Tiki Barber, RB
18. Minnesota Muskies - Corey Dillon, RB
19. The Cuspids - Curtis Martin, RB
20. SGC Airmen - Chad Johnson, WR
21. Canuckleheads - Tony Gonzalez, TE
22. The Mathematicians - Rudi Johnson, RB
23. Dressel's Rebellion - Domanick Davis, RB
24. Capital Land Kats - Terrell Owens, WR
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 3
25. Capital Land Kats - Kevin Jones, RB
26. Dressel's Rebellion - Joe Horn, WR
27. The Mathematicians - Antonio Gates, TE
28. Canuckleheads - Andre Johnson, WR
29. SGC Airmen - Michael Vick, QB
30. The Cuspids - Reggie Wayne, WR
31. Minnesota Muskies - LaMont Jordan, RB
32. The Famine - Jason Whitten, TE
33. The Golden Girls - Brett Favre, QB
34. The Nameless - Steve Smith, WR
35. Nerfherders - Tatum Bell, RB
36. The Problem Children - Javon Walker, WR
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 4
37. The Problem Children - Brian Westbrook, RB
38. Nerfherders - Tom Brady, QB
39. The Nameless - Drew Bennett, WR
40. The Golden Girls - Ravens, DEF
41. The Famine - Steelers, DEF
42. Minnesota Muskies - Trent Green, QB
43. The Cuspids - Steven Jackson, RB
44. SGC Airmen - Broncos, DEF
45. Canuckleheads - Marc Bulger, QB
46. The Mathematicians - Cadillac Williams, RB
47. Dressel's Rebellion - Darrell Jackson, WR
48. Capital Land Kats - Michael Clayton, WR
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 5
49. Capital Land Kats - Nate Burelson, WR
50. Dressel's Rebellion - Matt Hasselbeck, QB
51. The Mathematicians- - Ashley Lelie, WR
52. Canuckleheads - Warrick Dunn, RB
53. SGC Airmen - Rod Smith, WR
54. The Cuspids - Laveranues Coles, WR
55. Minnesota Muskies - Hines Ward, WR
56. The Famine - Jimmy Smith, WR
57. The Golden Girls - Alge Crumpler, TE
58. The Nameless - Anquan Boldin, WR
59. Nerfherders - Donald Driver, WR
60. The Problem Children - Drew Brees, QB
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 6
61. The Problem Children - Jeremy Shockey, TE
62. Nerfherders - J.J. Arrington, RB
63. The Nameless - Randy McMichael, TE
64. The Golden Girls - Ronnie Brown, RB
65. The Famine - Carson Palmer, QB
66. Minnesota Muskies - Roy Williams, WR
67. The Cuspids - Dallas Clark, TE
68. SGC Airmen - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
69. Canuckleheads - Eric Moulds, WR
70. The Mathematicians - Jerome Bettis, RB
71. Dressel's Rebellion - Chris Chambers, WR
72. Capital Land Kats - Derrick Mason, WR
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 7
73. Capital Land Kats - Jake Plummer, QB
74. Dressel's Rebellion - Travis Henry, RB
75. The Mathematicians- Jerry Porter, WR
76. Canuckleheads -  DeShaun Foster, RB
77. SGC Airmen - Bubba Franks, TE
78. The Cuspids - Muhsin Muhammad, WR
79. Minnesota Muskies - Michael Bennett, RB
80. The Famine - Adam Vinatieri, K
81. The Golden Girls - Isaac Bruce, WR
82. The Nameless - Kevan Barlow, RB
83. Dressel's Rebellion - Acquired From Nerfherders - Chris Brown, RB
84. The Problem Children - David Akers, K
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 8
85. The Problem Children - Patriots, DEF
86. Nerfherders - Todd Heap, TE
87. The Nameless - Kerry Collins, QB
88. The Golden Girls - Mike Vanderjagt, K
89. The Famine - TJ Houshmandzadeh, WR
90. Minnesota Muskies - Cedric Benson, RB
91. The Cuspids - Thomas Jones, RB
92. SGC Airmen - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
93. Canuckleheads - "Not so neon" Deion Branch, WR
94. The Mathematicians - Jason Elam, K
95. Nerfherders - Acquired From Dressel's Rebellion - Jeff Wilkins, K
96. Capital Land Kats - Lee Suggs, RB
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 9
97. Capital Land Kats - Jake Delhomme, QB
98. Dressel's Rebellion - L.J. Smith, TE
99. The Mathematicians - Mike Anderson, RB
100. Canuckleheads - Buffalo Bills, DEF
101. SGC Airmen - T.J. Duckett, RB
102. The Cuspids - Brandon Stokley, WR
103. Minnesota Muskies - Lee Evans, WR
104. The Famine - Larry Johnson, RB
105. The Golden Girls - Plaxico Burress, WR
106. The Nameless -  Eddie Kennison, WR
107. Nerfherders -  Charles Rogers, WR
108. The Problem Childen - Joey Galloway, WR
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 10
109. The Problem Children - Fred Taylor, RB
110. Nerfherders -  Darius Watts, WR
111. The Nameless - Mewelde Moore, RB
112. The Golden Girls -  Mike Williams, WR
113. The Famine - Amani Toomer, WR
114. Minnesota Muskies - Aaron Brooks, QB
115. The Cuspids - David Carr, QB
116. SGC Airmen - Ryan Longwell, K
117. Canuckleheads - Greg Lewis, WR
118. The Mathematicians - Ronald Curry, WR
119. Nerfherders - Acquired From Dressel's Rebellion - Rueben Droughns, RB
120. Capital Land Kats - Jermaine Wiggins, TE
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 11
121. Capital Land Kats - Duce Staley, RB
122. Dressel's Rebellion - Chad Pennington, QB
123. The Mathematicians - Marcus Robinson, WR
124. Canuckleheads - Brian Griese, QB
125. SGC Airmen - Keyshawn Johnson, WR
126. The Cuspids - Peerless Price, WR
127. Minnesota Muskies - Panthers, DEF
128. The Famine - Jesse Chatman, WR
129. The Golden Girls - Antwan Randle El, WR
130. The Nameless -  Joey Harrington, QB
131. Nerfherders - Seahawks, DEF
132. Problem Children - Steve McNair, QB
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 12
133. The Problem Children - Ricky Williams, RB
134. Nerfherders - Byron Leftwich, QB
135. The Nameless - Santana Moss, WR
136. The Golden Girls -  Kurt Warner, QB
137. The Famine - Arnaz Battle, WR
138. Minnesota Muskies - Sebastian Janikowski, K
139. The Cuspids - Chris Cooley, TE
140. SGC Airmen - Michael Pittman, RB
141. Canuckleheads - Derrick Blaylock, RB
142. The Mathematicians - Keary Colbert, WR
143. Dressel's Rebellion - Donte' Stallworth, WR
144. Capital Land Kats -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 13
145. Capital Land Kats -
146. Dressel's Rebellion -
147. The Mathematicians -
148. Canuckleheads -
149. SGC Airmen -
150. The Cuspids -
151. Minnesota Muskies -
152. The Famine -
153. The Golden Girls -
154. The Nameless -
155. Nerfherders -
156. Problem Children -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 14
157. The Problem Children -
158. Nerfherders -
159. The Nameless -
160. The Golden Girls - 
161. The Famine -
162. Minnesota Muskies -
163. The Cuspids -
164. SGC Airmen -
165. Canuckleheads -
166. The Mathematicians -
167. Dressel's Rebellion -
168. Capital Land Kats -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 15
169. Capital Land Kats -
170. Dressel's Rebellion -
171. The Mathematicians -
172. Canuckleheads -
173. SGC Airmen -
174. The Cuspids -
175. Minnesota Muskies -
176. The Famine -
177. The Golden Girls -
178. The Nameless -
179. Nerfherders -
180. Problem Children -
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 16
181. The Problem Children -
182. Nerfherders -
183. The Nameless -
184. The Golden Girls - 
185. The Famine -
186. Minnesota Muskies -
187. The Cuspids -
188. SGC Airmen -
189. Canuckleheads -
190. The Mathematicians -
191. Dressel's Rebellion -
192. Capital Land Kats -
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND: 17 FINAL ROUND
193. Capital Land Kats -
194. Dressel's Rebellion -
195. The Mathematicians -
196. Canuckleheads -
197. SGC Airmen -
198. The Cuspids -
199. Minnesota Muskies -
200. The Famine -
201. The Golden Girls -
202. The Nameless -
203. Dressel's Rebellion - Acquired from Nerfherders
204. Problem Children -




Capital Land Kats:  Malloc
01 - Shaun Alexander, RB
02 - Terrell Owens, WR
03 - Kevin Jones, RB
04 - Michael Clayton, WR
05 - Nate Burleson, WR
06 - Derrick Mason, WR
07 - Jake Plummer, QB
08 - Lee Suggs, RB
09 - Jake Delhomme, QB
10 - Jermaine Wiggins, TE
11 - Duce Staley, RB
12 -
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17 -


Dressel's Rebellion: Dressel Rebel
01 - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
02 - Domanick Davis, RB
03 - Joe Horn, WR
04 - Darrell Jackson, WR
05 - Matt Hasselbeck, QB
06 - Chris Chambers, WR
07a - Travis Henry, RB
07b - Chris Brown, RB - Pick Acquired From Nerfherders
08 - Traded to Mosnab
09 - L.J. Smith, TE
10 - Pick Traded to Mosnab
11 - Chad Pennington, QB
12 - Donte' Stallworth, WR
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17a -
17b - Acquired from Nerfherders


The Mathematicians: Matt Carroll
01 - Peyton Manning, QB
02 - Rudi Johnson, RB
03 - Antonio Gates, TE
04 - Cadillac Williams, RB
05 - Ashley Lelie, WR
06 - Jerome Bettis, RB
07 - Jerry Porter, WR
08 - Jason Elam, K
09 - Mike Anderson, RB
10 - Ronald Curry, WR
11 - Marcus Robinson, WR
12 - Keary Colbert, WR
13 -
14 -
15 -
16
17 -


Canuckleheads: Morgbug
01 - Priest Holmes, RB
02 - Tony Gonzalez, TE
03 - Andre Johnson, WR
04 - Marc Bulger, QB
05 - Warrick Dunn, RB
06 - Eric Moulds, WR
07 - DeShaun Foster, RB
08 - Deion Branch, WR
09 - Buffalo Bills, DEF
10 - Greg Lewis, WR
11 - Brian Griese, QB
12 - Derrick Blaylock, RB
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17 -


SGC Airmen: Sith Lord Chaos
01 - Clinton Portis, RB
02 - Chad Johnson, WR
03 - Michael Vick, QB
04 - Broncos, DEF
05 - Rod Smith, WR
06 - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
07 - Bubba Franks, TE
08 - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
09 - T.J. Duckett, RB
10 - Ryan Longwell, K
11 - Keyshawn Johnson, WR
12 - Michael Pittman, RB
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17 -


The Cuspids: Juanelopezrosario
01 - Daunte Culpepper, QB
02 - Curtis Martin, RB
03 - Reggie Wayne, WR
04 - Steven Jackson, RB
05 - Laveranues Coles, WR
06 - Dallas Clark, TE
07 - Muhsin Muhammad, WR
08 - Thomas Jones, RB
09 - Brandon Stokley, WR
10 - David Carr, QB
11 - Peerless Price, WR
12 - Chris Cooley, TE
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17 -


Minnesota Muskies: Scott
01 - Edgerrin James, RB
02 - Corey Dillon, RB
03 - Lamont Jordan, RB
04 - Trent Green, QB
05 - Hines Ward, WR
06 - Roy Williams, WR
07 - Michael Bennett, RB
08 - Cedric Benson, RB
09 - Lee Evans, WR
10 - Aaron Brooks, QB
11 - Panthers, DEF
12 - Sebastian Janikowski, K
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17 -


The Famine: Famine
01 - Donovan McNabb, QB
02 - Tiki Barber, RB
03 - Jason Witten, TE
04 - Steelers, DEF
05 - Jimmy Smith, WR
06 - Carson Palmer, QB
07 - Adam Vinatieri, K
08 - TJ Houshmandzadeh, WR
09 - Larry Johnson, RB
10 - Amani Toomer, WR
11 - Jesse Chatman, WR
12 - Arnaz Battle, WR
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17 -


The Golden Girls: Littlesips
01 - Willis McGahee, RB
02 - Tory Holt, WR
03 - Brett Favre, QB
04 - Ravens, DEF
05 - Alge Crumpler, TE
06 - Ronnie Brown, RB
07 - Isaac Bruce, WR
08 - Mike Vanderjagt, K
09 - Plaxico Burress, WR
10 - Mike Williams, WR
11 - Antwan Randle El, WR
12 - Kurt Warner, QB
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17 -


The Nameless: Chuckles
01 - Deuce McAllister, RB
02 - Julius Jones, RB
03 - Steve Smith, WR
04 - Drew Bennett, WR
05 - Anquan Boldin, WR
06 - Randy McMichael, TE
07 - Kevan Barlow, RB
08 - Kerry Collins, QB
09 - Eddie Kennison, WR
10 - Mewelde Moore, RB
11 - Joey Harrington, QB
12 - Santana Moss, WR
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17 -


Nerfherders: Mosnab
01 - Ahman Green, RB
02 - Marvin Harrison, WR
03 - Tatum Bell, RB
04 - Tom Brady, QB
05 - Donald Driver, WR
06 - J.J. Arrington, RB
07 - Traded To Dressel's Rebellion
08a - Todd Heap, TE
08b - Jeff Wilkins, K       - Pick Acquired From Dressel's Rebellion
09 - Charles Rogers, WR
10a - Darius Watts, WR
10b - Rueben Droughns, RB - Pick Acquired From Dressel's Rebellion
11 -  Seahawks, DEF
12 - Byron Leftwich, QB
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17 - Traded to Dressel's Rebellion

The Problem Children: Kneel Before Zod
01 - Jamal Lewis, RB
02 - Randy Moss, WR
03 - Javon Walker, WR
04 - Brian Westbrook, RB
05 - Drew Brees, QB
06 - Jeremy Shockey, TE
07 - David Akers, K
08 - New England Patriots, DEF
09 - Joey Galloway, WR
10 - Fred Taylor, RB
11 - Steve McNair, QB
12 - Ricky Williams, RB
13 -
14 -
15 -
16 -
17 -

Malloc takes a pair...

[malloc]

Frank Gore RB

Keenan McCardell WR

[Dressel Rebel]

Matt Stover, K


Matt Carroll is up...

[Famine]

You said you don't call people past nine, so I didn't want to do it to you.

Kevin