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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #420 on: November 18, 2006, 12:32 AM »


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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #421 on: November 18, 2006, 12:33 AM »
http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=7346&src=mx198

Fairly blasphemous, if you ask me.  Oh sure, if you're pounding Old Milwaukee there's nothing wrong with kicking it in the ass.  But beer is good, why spoil it with something else?

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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #422 on: November 18, 2006, 04:43 AM »
http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=7346&src=mx198

I actually had something new tonight that relates to this. I had a bottle of Guinness Draught and it was suggested to me to get a shot of Dr. McGullicuddy's vanilla. What you do is put a bit of the vanilla in your mouth, don't swallow, then take a pull of Guinness and swish it around in your mouth as if you were tasting wine, then swallow.

It's pretty sweet, but not bad. Nothing I'd do again, though.

Then I saw someone dump the vanilla into the bottle and drink it that way.  I thought it was a waste of Guinness.
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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #423 on: December 22, 2006, 12:16 AM »
Grey Goose on the rocks... for whatever reason I get the longest buzz with this stuff.

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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #424 on: December 22, 2006, 10:18 AM »
I happen to know that there is a 200 ML bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label Scotch under the tree for me.

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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #425 on: December 22, 2006, 12:03 PM »
In keeping with the holiday theme, I fondly remember my mother's homemade egg nog she'd make every year for us (when we were old enough, of course ;)). It was her own recipe, but basically the same as all the others (except it seemed like she added enough bourbon and brandy to choke a rhino), mixing cream, eggs, sugar and liquor into a slurry of holiday heaven. It was the best alcoholic beverage I've ever had. I miss your egg nog, Mom, and miss you even more.

Anyone else dare to make their own nog?
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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #426 on: December 22, 2006, 12:13 PM »
In keeping with the holiday theme, I fondly remember my mother's homemade egg nog she'd make every year for us (when we were old enough, of course ;)). It was her own recipe, but basically the same as all the others (except it seemed like she added enough bourbon and brandy to choke a rhino), mixing cream, eggs, sugar and liquor into a slurry of holiday heaven. It was the best alcoholic beverage I've ever had. I miss your egg nog, Mom, and miss you even more.

Anyone else dare to make their own nog?

Nope, I just bought a bottle at the local store. It tastes really good and slams ya pretty quick. Ahh I love the holidays... :D

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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #427 on: December 22, 2006, 11:21 PM »
Make mine a rum and coke.  Three to be exact! :)
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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #428 on: December 22, 2006, 11:37 PM »
Meh. Jack Daniels, tongt. Side order of sweet tea - makes for an interesting combo.

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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #429 on: December 22, 2006, 11:54 PM »
Make mine a rum and coke.  Three to be exact! :)

Wimp!  Four for me.  :-*  But it was rye.  :P

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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #430 on: December 23, 2006, 04:27 AM »
Not realy sure if I want to drink this. I got this from a friend tonight, he picked it up while in Laos earlier in the year. He called it Fear Factor, aka Lao Rice Wine with a sting!  :o



He told me that this is an aphrodisiac & will give you characteristics of the dead thingamobob when you drink it.

This rice wine also comes with a snake or gecko.  :o

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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #431 on: December 23, 2006, 09:15 AM »
Make mine a rum and coke.  Three to be exact! :)

Wimp!  Four for me.  :-*  But it was rye.  :P

Sorry, I still had to walk the kids home and put them to bed ;)  Drink responsibly, that's what I always say! :-*
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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #432 on: December 23, 2006, 09:20 AM »
He told me that this is an aphrodisiac & will give you characteristics of the dead thingamobob when you drink it.

This rice wine also comes with a snake or gecko:o



In that case, if it acts as an aphrodisiac, I'm going to guess that the ability to lick your own eyballs would be the one most appreciated ....
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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #433 on: December 23, 2006, 09:25 AM »
He told me that this is an aphrodisiac & will give you characteristics of the dead thingamobob when you drink it.


What good is an aphordisiac if it gives you a dead thingamobob? :-X
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Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #434 on: December 23, 2006, 11:34 AM »
aw, dammit.  Tracy found the better joke in that post.....

I concede the victory to you.
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