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OK Who Had September 14th?
« on: September 14, 2003, 03:21 PM »
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2003, 03:24 PM »
The link doesn't work, but I read this already.

Looks like Affleck came to his senses. About time.
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2003, 03:29 PM »
Click here to read the story.
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2003, 03:45 PM »
Damn.  I missed by only 4 months.  I had May 17th.  Looks like that brilliant flick Gigli's theatrical release eventually led to their downfall.   8)

Bennifer has left the building.  So terribly sad...   :P

So, who's up next?  Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake, right?!   ;)
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2003, 10:02 PM »
I'd like to congratulate Ben Affleck for acquiring carnal knowledge of Ms. Lopez without having to ruin his own marital track record by actually marrying that husband collector. She'll be married to someone else within the year anyway.

Good Luck, Ben! (I hear Jennifer Garner's divorced now. She should fit into your divorcee collection nicely!)
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2003, 03:23 AM »
Finally. Now maybe we'll stop hearing about these two idiots.

After the two months of publicity that will ensue if they actually are broken up of course.

I hope to God they are. I'm sure marrying J-ho would be like slow suicide. Let her go back to Puff Diddy Widdy and bother him for awhile.
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2003, 03:06 PM »
I think this was all a big hoax and they did get married.  Slap that Booty Benny!
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2003, 12:37 PM »
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2003, 12:44 PM »
I wouldn't doubt it if they got married after making the "break up" statement to the press.
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2003, 01:29 PM »
I STILL don't care.  :)
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2004, 08:33 PM »
And...  Down for the count!!!   8)



Quote from: JoshEEE on September 23, 2003, 01:29 PM
I STILL don't care.  :)

You're lying Josh!  I know you care...   :-*
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2004, 09:02 PM »
Lookin' forward to Jersey Girl!

Poor Ben [lucky SOB]. He must be devastated [relieved]. I only hope he can find someone to mend his heart [stroke his Little Ben] as special [Latina hottie] as Ms. Lopez [used goods].

Is Carmen Elektra divorced yet?
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2004, 09:04 PM »
Well these two charmers are back on the chopping block huh?

I wonder what painfully obviously unwilling to "settle down", superstar, ultra famous/rich, dashingly good looking man will be the next unwitting victim of J-Lo and her desire to have a baby, and a husband she should never be dellusional enough into thinking she can "tame".

I predict more turmoil in J-Lo's future as she makes a play for the shooting (literally) star, 50 cent.  
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Re: OK Who Had June 12th?
« Reply #13 on: June 7, 2004, 04:50 PM »
Ben Affleck is crushed :'(

HOW could you do this to him J.Lo???? >:(
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #14 on: June 7, 2004, 05:25 PM »
*cough********cough*   :-X
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