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Title: The Official David Hasselhoff Appreciation Society
Post by: jokabofe on March 10, 2004, 11:35 PM: apparently, david hasselhoff is pissed off because no one is giving him credit for taking down the berlin wall.... huh?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3465301.stm
Title: Re: did david hasselhoff help end the cold war?
Post by: Scott on March 10, 2004, 11:38 PM: psshaw...

(http://www.lcv.ne.jp/~aiaki/kitt/universal/kitt.jpg)

We all know KITT was the brains behind the whole operation
Title: Re: did david hasselhoff help end the cold war?
Post by: Ben on March 11, 2004, 01:37 AM: Mr. Hasselhoff- NEWS FLASH-- no one has cared about your career since Knight Rider. You really think people watched 'Baywatch' for your boobs?
Title: Re: did david hasselhoff help end the cold war?
Post by: DSJ™ on March 11, 2004, 08:50 AM: Sounds like another publicity stunt! ::)
Title: Re: did david hasselhoff help end the cold war?
Post by: Fettish Sez Thanks on March 11, 2004, 10:28 AM: Quote
not only as an actor, but as a purveyor of soft rock anthems.

Quite a dubious title, I think I'll take up that moniker.
Title: Re: did david hasselhoff help end the cold war?
Post by: jokabofe on March 11, 2004, 10:49 AM: Quote from: Cinemaddiction on March 11, 2004, 10:28 AM
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not only as an actor, but as a purveyor of soft rock anthems.

Quite a dubious title, I think I'll take up that moniker.

lol!
Title: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on June 7, 2004, 03:45 PM: Caught Drunk Driving (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040607/ap_en_tv/people_hasselhoff)

Sooo...you have the world smartest talking car and you decide to give KITT the night off so you can get arrested...nice move

(http://www.prinnt.com/godspeed/best_picture_ever.jpg)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: JediMAC on June 7, 2004, 03:53 PM: Quote
The former "Baywatch" star was arrested late Saturday night on Ventura Boulevard in the Encino section of the San Fernando Valley

That's just 2 minutes up the street from my office!

Guess it'll be time to update the ol' Favorite Mugshot thread soon, eh?! 8)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: SilverZ on June 7, 2004, 03:54 PM: This sounds like the work of KARR. Damn that evil vehicle to hell!

(http://www.ne.jp/asahi/sk/k2000/Yaneura/KnightRider/Img01/K2i0634.jpg)
KITT, get me outta here, buddy!
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on June 7, 2004, 04:13 PM: Perhaps KARR slipped some Roofies in his drink and put some sugar in KITT's gas tank

Matt walk down to the spot where the arrest took place with a Hand Printed Sign...He Used To Drive KITT, So You Must Acquit
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: SilverZ on June 7, 2004, 04:51 PM: Quote from: I Love Kobe Bryant! on June 7, 2004, 04:13 PM
He Used To Drive KITT, So You Must Acquit

Genius. ;D

I believe you'll have no trouble spotting the corner, Matt:
(http://members.aol.com/jaredbrinkley/kitt.jpg)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on June 7, 2004, 05:24 PM: Tydirium coming through with footage of the chase... nice.

I wonder if Germans still love him though?
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Ben on June 7, 2004, 11:00 PM: You can't arrest him.

He ended the freakin' Cold War, after all. >:(
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on June 8, 2004, 03:07 AM: (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Hasselhoff/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://furonfilm.fanspace.com/h/hasselhoff3.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Hasselhoff/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/Seventies7.jpg)

This guy's like internet fly ****. He's everywhere, and the next picture's funnier than the last.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on June 8, 2004, 03:08 AM: BTW the first image borders on beastiality. *shudder* :'(
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on June 8, 2004, 09:15 AM: His alter ego made him do it! :-*

(http://digilander.libero.it/davidhasselhoff/foto/nickfury/fury1.jpg) (http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/nick%20fury/nickfury/SHIELD-NickFury02.gif)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 8, 2004, 09:37 AM: I was kinda hoping this was a typo and I'd be reading about Michael Fright. Nevermind.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on June 8, 2004, 09:44 AM: IT'S HARD TO TELL WHO HAS BETTER HAIR...FRIGHT OR KNIGHT

(http://www.pegwarmer.com/customs/MFWalker11.jpg)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on June 8, 2004, 04:28 PM: Being the photoshop reject I am, anyone else already planning on super imposing Hasselhoff's head on Fright's body, and of course keeping the hair-did?

Just a thought... A funny, funny, laugh till my sides hurt thinking about it, thought.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: jjks on June 8, 2004, 06:26 PM: Quote from: Jesse James on June 8, 2004, 04:28 PM
Being the photoshop reject I am, anyone else already planning on super imposing Hasselhoff's head on Fright's body, and of course keeping the hair-did?

Deanpaul, where are you?
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Deanpaul on June 9, 2004, 01:53 AM: Quote from: jjks on June 8, 2004, 06:26 PM
Quote from: Jesse James on June 8, 2004, 04:28 PM
Being the photoshop reject I am, anyone else already planning on super imposing Hasselhoff's head on Fright's body, and of course keeping the hair-did?

Deanpaul, where are you?

Sorry. I was asleep at the wheel.

So it comes to this? Now I’m the predictable JD photoshop bitch?

I’m ok with that. Here you go:

(http://www.clearthinker.net/imagestopost/dhass.jpg)

Also of interest:

David Hasselhoff moves with the best of them, here (http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300).

And claims to have had a part in the falling of the Berlin Wall (riiiiiiiiiight)Ronnies not even cold yet, David! (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_860540.html?menu=news.quirkies)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on June 9, 2004, 02:08 AM: hahaha, oh hahahahaha

In my mind it was a think of beauty, but in reality it's pure laughter.

Oh Michael... I wonder if he can make his rig jump and talk to it?
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: jjks on June 9, 2004, 02:24 AM: The KITT snowspeeder is priceless! Thanks Photoshop bitch! ;D
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 9, 2004, 03:18 AM: Somehow, Dean, somehow I love you more.

:-*
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: JediMAC on June 9, 2004, 04:44 AM: Quote from: Deanpaul on June 9, 2004, 01:53 AM
...Here you go:

(http://www.clearthinker.net/imagestopost/dhass.jpg)

Perfect. Brilliant work as always Dp. 8)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on June 9, 2004, 05:21 AM: Classic! (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/YaBBImages/grin.gif) Well done Dp. (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/YaBBImages/cool.gif)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on June 9, 2004, 09:28 AM: Deanpaul, you've captured the true spirit of this thread and made everyone who reads it crack a small smile.

Any word on if Michael was actually driving the Darth Hauler when he got arrested...maybe that's how it happened. KITT was in for some detailing work

(http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/attachments/darthhauler.jpg)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Deanpaul on June 9, 2004, 10:22 AM: Glad everyone liked the image. I'm simply a guy with Photoshop and too much time on his hands who is glad to indulge. Do you think I should have made his wife beater pink? Too much? I thought so as well.

What I'd really like to discuss is the movie link. Click the word "here" in the quote below. You'll need to click "play" when the page loads.

Quote
David Hasselhoff moves with the best of them, here (http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300).

There is a fascinating amount of depth to what we're being shown here. That video left me with two questions:

1. Was David Hasslehoff drunk when he made it so many years ago, or did it drive him to drink?

2. Is that the kind of crap they they like over in Germany? Is that why they liked him so much over there?

Please pass the Jerry Lewis.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on June 9, 2004, 10:31 AM: I usually blow off people's links to places because I'm usually a lazy bastard with no real interest in what other people want me to click too But this one...oh man

I do believe he was Drunk

(http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/attachments/isthisreal.jpg)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on June 9, 2004, 10:33 AM: He was hooked on feeling & high on something! (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/smilies/musik/44.gif)

Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka. (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/smilies/musik/26.gif)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on June 9, 2004, 10:34 AM: (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/attachments/isthisreal2.jpg)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on June 9, 2004, 10:55 AM: Too funny! ;D

Dave growing up.

(http://www.knight-foundation.com/images/1hairgrow.gif)

(http://www.knight-foundation.com/images/lowrider-hasselhoff_b.gif)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Deanpaul on June 9, 2004, 11:02 AM: Quote from: I Love Kobe Bryant! on June 9, 2004, 10:34 AM
(http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/attachments/isthisreal2.jpg)

That "Black Leather Flying Vampire Hasslehoff about to bite Safari Hasslehoff" is one of my favorites! Right up there with "Hasslehoff dancing with dachshunds while angels fly in the background" and "Look Ma, no hands Motorcycle Hasslehoff falling".

"Eskimo Surfer Hasslehoff with fish in mouth", "Tribal gotta-go-potty jumping contest Hasslehoff" and "Early 80's video effects box juggling Hasslehoff" are close seconds also not easily forgotten. [shudder]

(http://www.clearthinker.net/imagestopost/hass.gif)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Deanpaul on June 9, 2004, 11:18 AM: Quote from: DSJ™ on June 9, 2004, 10:55 AM
Too funny! ;D

Dale, that Low Rider is awesome! It is soooo well done!
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on June 9, 2004, 11:35 AM: Yeah, its sorta like 3D. 8)

I think I solved the mystery, it was is evil twin Garthe Knight from the episode Goliath, he has an alibi. ;D

(http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/GoliathLongPromo.jpg)

Goliath Preview Clicky (http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/GoliathLongPromo.spl)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on June 9, 2004, 08:17 PM: Wow... Just, wow...

I mean, good god. Looks like someone David knows does his videos with photoshop too. (No offense DP)

Well, proving once again the theory that Germans love David Hasselhoff... no matter what sign of the Apocolypse he brings with him.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Chris on June 9, 2004, 10:28 PM: Quote from: Jesse James on June 8, 2004, 03:07 AM
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Hasselhoff/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://furonfilm.fanspace.com/h/hasselhoff3.jpg)

Why? :'( :-\
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on June 10, 2004, 12:01 AM: I can't even fathom the reasons for that photo myself.

Nude shot, posed, with puppies? WTF?

I don't even like a pet in the room when I'm with a woman, much less laying with animals while I'm not clothed. The whole thing is disturbing.

I blame it on the Germans. It's my only recourse.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on June 14, 2004, 01:07 AM: http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

OK I'm going to start handing out PermaBans unless more people start watching this video. Deanpaul went to all of this trouble to entertain every last one of us and what thanks does he get? Zip, nada, zilch. Throw the man a bone
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on June 14, 2004, 02:03 AM: The answers I seek for the nude/puppies photo are not answerable by his abysmal music video.

Further yet actually, the video only serves to raise more questions for me...

I liked Baywatch though... Am I alone there? The episode with the midget and the kid who was ashamed of his midget father, and then his midget father drowned...

That was AWESOME stuff!
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 14, 2004, 01:03 PM: Drowning midgets?

:D
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on June 14, 2004, 01:08 PM: Did Baywatch ever win and Emmy? Perhaps Michael Knight will win one for Lifetime Career Achievements...Baywatch...Knight Rider...End of the Cold War...Inventing the Internet
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on June 14, 2004, 05:21 PM: Nude shots with puppies deserves something...

An arrest warrant perhaps. I dunno.

And yes, drowning midgets make me smile too... It was a great episode. :D
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: MisterPL on June 14, 2004, 05:40 PM: Uncircumcized. Well I'll be damned.

(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Hasselhoff/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://furonfilm.fanspace.com/h/hasselhoff3.jpg)

I can sleep tonight. (And someone in 8th grade owes me a dollar.)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Deanpaul on June 15, 2004, 01:20 PM: Quote from: I Love Kobe Bryant! on June 14, 2004, 01:07 AM
http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

OK I'm going to start handing out PermaBans unless more people start watching this video. Deanpaul went to all of this trouble to entertain every last one of us and what thanks does he get? Zip, nada, zilch. Throw the man a bone

Thanks for the attention, Scott. I laughed out loud at the idea of permabans. Sounds kind of like "double secret probation" from Animal House. It's interesting to hear that people often don't click-through on links.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jeff on June 15, 2004, 01:48 PM: Quote from: I Love Kobe Bryant! on June 14, 2004, 01:07 AM
http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

OK I'm going to start handing out PermaBans unless more people start watching this video. Deanpaul went to all of this trouble to entertain every last one of us and what thanks does he get? Zip, nada, zilch. Throw the man a bone

More than one person in my office hath now "busted a nut" from laughing so hard.

Creepy, yet Joyous.

I am, quite in-deedely-doodely, Hooked on a Feeling.

Jeff
OOGA CHAKKA
HOOGA HOOGA
OOGA CHAKKA
HOOGA HOOGA
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on June 15, 2004, 01:57 PM: (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/attachments/isthisreal2.jpg)

I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me.
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight,
You let me know,
Everythings alright, ahahah

I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

Lips as sweet as candy.
Their taste stays on my mind.
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine.

I got it bad for you girl,
But I don't need a cure,
I'll just stay addicted, If I can endure
All the good love, when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

I'mmm, I'mmm Hooked on a feeling.
I'm high on believing that your in love with me.
All the good love, when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

Ahaha I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

I say I'm hooked on a feeling,
And I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.
I'm hooked on a feeling.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on June 15, 2004, 02:18 PM: ;D Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka! (http://www.quick-flick.com/cult/noMakeup.jpg) Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka! ;D
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: hansolo_506 on June 15, 2004, 07:34 PM: Quote from: Angry Ewok on June 14, 2004, 01:03 PM
Drowning midgets?

:D

AHEM..they prefer to be known as drowning little people.
thank you.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Ook on June 15, 2004, 08:52 PM: Some guy called up KROQ right after this happened and said he was there when Hasselhof was arrested. Said he saw him in a drive thru bitching about his order. Then he got a burger and licked it, yes, licked it, then passed out.

Good times!
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on June 16, 2004, 02:57 AM: See...

Now this is what I'm talking about. We have a perfectly good nude photo of David Hasselhoff with frumpy looking puppies, and what happens?

Yes, you guessed it. MisterPL comes in and as much as Brad, takes a big piss (no pun intended, what with the subject matter) all over the thread.

Thanks a lot MisterPL. Comparing that puppy to that... You sir should be ashamed. And now I'M unable to sleep...

But that's more because of the $ you're owed honestly. :(

Quote
Uncircumcized. Well I'll be damned.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jeff on October 29, 2004, 11:30 AM: This thread deserves a bump...

Actor David Hasselhoff Ordered to Alcohol Rehab. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=765&ncid=787&e=10&u=/nm/20041028/people_nm/people_hasselhoff_dc)

Hooga Hooga.

Jeff
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on October 29, 2004, 11:36 AM: Damn, the video is now gone. Anyone know where we can find a new copy, because I need to watch it again :'(
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Xander on October 29, 2004, 02:19 PM: Quote from: OCB on June 7, 2004, 04:13 PM
He Used To Drive KITT, So You Must Acquit

This should be appreciated again too.

Also, in the back of my mind, I keep thinking everything involving David takes place in Germany. Like, he became an honorary citizen because of his fame. :-[
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on October 29, 2004, 02:36 PM: Quote from: OCB on October 29, 2004, 11:36 AM
Damn, the video is now gone. Anyone know where we can find a new copy, because I need to watch it again :'(

Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka! :-*

Hooked on a Feeling (http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2433520&htv=12)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on October 29, 2004, 04:10 PM: Update on his drunk driving charge:

David Hasselhoff pleads no contest to DUI charge (http://edition.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/28/hasselhoff.dui.ap/index.html)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jeff on October 29, 2004, 04:18 PM: Quote from: DSJ™ on October 29, 2004, 04:10 PM
Update on his drunk driving charge:

David Hasselhoff pleads no contest to DUI charge (http://edition.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/28/hasselhoff.dui.ap/index.html)

Thanks for reading my post, Dale. ::)

Quote from: Nataku on October 29, 2004, 11:30 AM
This thread deserves a bump...

Actor David Hasselhoff Ordered to Alcohol Rehab. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=765&ncid=787&e=10&u=/nm/20041028/people_nm/people_hasselhoff_dc)

Hooga Hooga.

Jeff
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on October 29, 2004, 04:20 PM: Nice work Dale, Jeff now feels like a Horse's Ass

And where is his Celebrity Mug Shot, that's the tragedy in this whole thread
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on October 29, 2004, 04:29 PM: If you read my link it says...

Quote
Superior Court Judge Elizabeth Lippitt also imposed a $390 fine, and license restrictions.

which was not in yours so an update sort of! :P
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on October 29, 2004, 04:47 PM: Quote from: DSJ™ on October 29, 2004, 04:29 PM
If you read my link it says...

Quote
Superior Court Judge Elizabeth Lippitt also imposed a $390 fine, and license restrictions.

which was not in yours so an update sort of! :P
This seems like a bad episode of Gregg and Durge: Pals Til The End!
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on October 29, 2004, 04:59 PM: Quote from: OCB on October 29, 2004, 04:47 PM
This seems like a bad episode of Gregg and Durge: Pals Til The End!

I have only 1 thing to say about that... (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/schilder/k046.gif)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Deanpaul on November 12, 2004, 02:07 AM: If you only watch one movie this year, watch this one:

7mb of WMV that are worth the wait. (http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/media/video/) Look for "RCCar_video.wmv"

I'm serious.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on November 12, 2004, 02:23 AM: Atleast the camera survived! ;D

Gotta check his other stuff out now. ;)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on November 12, 2004, 09:00 AM: Anyone see that Michael Knight will be in the new Spongebob movie? Oooga
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on November 12, 2004, 09:14 AM: Saw that in the trailer, that 1 scene in the water reminds me of the video! ;D
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on November 19, 2004, 01:20 AM: In honor of his possible feature film debut (is he in anything beyond TV and "theatre" ever?), and brought up by DeanPaul...

(http://www.clearthinker.net/imagestopost/sponge_david.jpg)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on February 15, 2005, 11:33 AM: Still no mugshot of Knight, but I did find this
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on February 15, 2005, 11:58 AM: Gotta love that mug shot, nice hair! :D
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Deanpaul on February 15, 2005, 12:03 PM: I think that shot is for the series - one of the season's had a cliffhanger where Michael's evil twin was the villan - he drove an anti-K.I.T. semi-tractor trailer. I think that shot is from the conclusion where evil Michael was finally sent to the lock up.

I only know this much about Knight Rider from researching images for this thread last year - I found an old commercial from the series that featured this story line. Really.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: DSJ™ on February 15, 2005, 12:38 PM: There were the episode movies.

Goliath:
Wilton Knight's estranged son Garthe returns to the USA from Africa to help a band of mercenaries steal nuclear missiles from a secret government facility. With the aid of his mother Elizabeth, they steal the formula for K.I.T.T.'s Molecular Bonded Shell, then apply it to a fourteen-ton, eighteen-wheeled monster Garthe calls Goliath.

Goliath Returns:
Garthe Knight escapes from prison with the aid of Goliath, rebuilt and now invulnerable thanks to the efforts of Adrianne St. Clair, who has also evaded justice. Together they set about kidnapping a prominent scientist in order to sell him to a foreign power, but not before Garthe has also kidnapped Devon and April to force a final confrontation with Michael and K.I.T.T.

(http://www.hasselhoff.co.uk/i_garthe.jpg)

(http://www.teamknightrider.com/classic/episodes/season2/goliatha.jpg)

(http://www.teamknightrider.com/classic/episodes/season2/goliathd.jpg)

Goliath Trailer (http://www.knightrideronline.com/episodes/index.php?epi=22)

Goliath Returns Trailer (http://www.knightrideronline.com/episodes/index.php?epi=38)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: JesseVader08 on February 16, 2005, 02:06 AM: Ah, the memories. Thanks Dale, now I remember why I loved this show as a kid - clearly it was some quality programming! ;) Nothing beats the classic "evil twin" plotline. ::)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Scott on April 2, 2005, 11:10 PM: Saw this on another site.

(http://members.cox.net/cowicide/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif)
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Jesse James on April 3, 2005, 12:42 AM: Ah... Something to pass along to friends at their offices.
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: Famine on April 3, 2005, 12:45 AM: JJ, it's hypnotizing. I seriously got sucked in there for a second. :-[

Kevin
Title: Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
Post by: hansolo_506 on April 3, 2005, 08:24 PM: Sorry after that Hasselhoff hypnotism, we need a sorbet of KR beauties....

Rebecca Holden:
(http://www.rebeccaholden.com/RH012.jpg)

Ann Turkel:
(http://www.annturkel.com/picimages/ann70.jpg)

Pamela Shoop:
(http://www.pamelasusanshoop.com/KR8-115.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official David Hasselhoff Appreciation Society
Post by: Scott on June 21, 2006, 08:31 PM: Tonight on NBC...Hasselhoff (and iTo Catch A Predator XI (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=12808.0))
Title: Re: The Official David Hasselhoff Appreciation Society
Post by: DSJ™ on July 3, 2006, 01:35 AM: Saw this posted at Snowtroopers.ca

David Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car (http://www.13tongimp.com/index.php/archive/david-hasselhoff-jump-in-my-car/)

Poor KITT! :-\

David, stick with Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka! :D
Title: Re: The Official David Hasselhoff Appreciation Society
Post by: Tracy on July 3, 2006, 08:00 AM: Freak Shaving Accident (http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/30/people.hasselhoff.ap/index.html)
Title: Re: The Official David Hasselhoff Appreciation Society
Post by: DSJ™ on July 29, 2006, 04:15 PM: Hoff: King Of The Internet (http://www.devilducky.com/media/48992/) :D
Title: Re: The Official David Hasselhoff Appreciation Society
Post by: Tracy on July 29, 2006, 09:11 PM: Odds Are He Won't Live to See Tomorrow (http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1672519) 8)