In order-
5. Governments and the despotic screwheads that run them.
4. Apathetic tattooed bastiches who talk the talk but have disappearing wind-up keys when moments arise.
3. Egomaniacal, self-indulgent lemmings who think they are better than me.
2. Ass-kissers (which at the moment completely correlates with No.4)
1.Clothes.
I’m sure given some time I could come up with others, but these are them at the moment.