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Community => Watto's Junk Yard => Topic started by: Mikey D on July 9, 2003, 02:07 PM
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http://www.msnbc.com/news/936208.asp?0si=-&cp1=1
All I have to say is I'm shocked :o. This comes as a complete and utter surprise. What a whore ;) :-*
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Son of a Gun, she might have just moved up a few spots on the hotty list :-*
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Get out your duck tape and gas masks!!!!
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LOL! I saw that on ET the other night. Man this little lady can sure get the media attention can't she? She has literally done nothing for the past 6-12 it seems like but she still grabs the headlines.
So, do you believe her when she says she has only had it with Timberlake and nobody else? I don't buy it.
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“Seriously, I haven’t had a boy in a really long time, and I’m really craving ... just a kiss, man. Just a kiss would be nice.”
Someone give her my address.
;)
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Random thoughts:
- Britney who?
- Justin will be so upset. He'll kill Carson.
- I swear I had nothing to do with it.
- "Breaking" news, indeed.
- You've been Punk'd!
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Random thoughts:
- You've been Punk'd!
That was a great episode she was on. One helluva rapper she is - puts Missy Elliot and L'il Kim to shame! Especially in that skimpy little top that she was completely spilling out of... :-*
So, who do you think Justin thought was better - Britney or Christina? 'Cause you just know he hit Aquilera as well, now that they're touring together. Bet he did it just to stick the nail in Britney's coffin! :P
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As much as I think Britney Spears is a hottie, who the hell cares if she lost her virginity? Too bad she didn't get pregnant from it though. :P
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Britney loses her virginity, and still the world turns.
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Heaven forbid! Oh well, now that that's said, I need to get back to something important. Like cleaning the toejam out from between my toes.
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I need to get back to something important. Like cleaning the toejam out from between my toes.
What a pretty picture that must be. :P
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This deserves a big DUH!
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So, who do you think Justin thought was better - Britney or Christina? 'Cause you just know he hit Aquilera as well, now that they're touring together. Bet he did it just to stick the nail in Britney's coffin! :P
I'd give it to Christina. She is alot more experience and has been around the block alot more than a few times :-*
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I need to get back to something important. Like cleaning the toejam out from between my toes.
What a pretty picture that must be. :P
It just struck me as something more imperative to me than finding out that Britney isn't a virgin. ;)
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sarcasm
\Sar"casm\, n. [F. sarcasme, L. sarcasmus, Gr. sarkasmo`s, from sarka`zein to tear flesh like dogs, to bite the lips in rage, to speak bitterly, to sneer, fr. sa`rx, sa`rkos, flesh.] A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.
:-* :-*
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I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)
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I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)
Ditto, but sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes, skanky is good ;)
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I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)
Yeah, it depends on what you want I suppose. If you are in the mood for a nice, healthy looking lady then Britney is for you. If you want to be as raunchy as possible then it's Christina.
If I had the choice (LOL! yeah as if) I'd be taking Britney.
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I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)
If you want a good chuckle, watch the Mulan DVD and look at the extra features. Check out the big song from the movie sung by the female lead. You won't recognize her.
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I'm not a virgin either, but it wasn't on ET. ::) I guess there's no press report when you only sleep with your wife... ;D
Lemon-Viper
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Yeah, come to think of it I am not a virgin either. Why am I not on ET? I guess it's because Justin Timberlake did not take my virginity. It was Lori instead and she is not famous.
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(http://www.cnnsi.com/football/nfl/2001/playoffs/news/2001/01/28/superbowl_halftimeshow_ap/lg_britney_all-01.jpg)
Swoon
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Now see your all missing the biggest part of the story, it not that Britney Spears is no longer a virgin, it's that Justin Timberlake not Gay ;D ;D ;D sorry i can't even type THAT with a stright face ;D ;D ;D
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I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)
So you rather take Britney, whose's chest mysterioly changes from "B" cup to "D" cup back to "C" cup then to "B" cup and then back to "D" cup again, which changes back to "B" cup , then back to "A" cup, then go to "D" cup, which then changes back to "C" cup and back again to "B" cup and again to "C" cup?
Hmmm, I dunno which to choose, Hot girl with breast's sizes mysteriously changes OR Skanky hot girl?
I'll pick nither.
BTW, about britney not being a Virgin, she also claim that she doesn't smoke, well, she did so.
Britney Spears Caught in Picture with Cigarette
NEW YORK: May 2, 2002 — Is Britney smoking?
A photographer captured a shot of Britney Spears on a hotel balcony in Australia with a cigarette in her hand.
For years, she's preached against smoking – along with booze and pre-marital sex.
She even told a Knoxville, Tennessee newspaper (the News-Sentinel), "I don't believe in drugs or even smoking. I believe in God."
The New York Post is carrying the photo today – showing the singer, dressed in short-shorts, apparently turning her back to the photographer. The caption reads, "Check out that butt."
The paper quotes the singer's spokeswoman as issuing a "no response" when asked whether Britney's smoking might encourage her young followers to light up.
Copyright 2002 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.
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This was sad, sad news...she was a role model for all of the young girls out there and now look, she is nothing but trash
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When was Britney ever a role model?
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(http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030829/s/1062119508.4161011827.jpg)
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I saw that last night. She kissed Britney and then Christina Aguilera too. And when her and Britney kissed the focused on Justin Timberlakes face..... I think its all for the press!
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Yep the queens of the media strike again. They new the press would love this so here we go again. Let the "controversy" and "shock" talk begin.
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Random thoughts:
- Isn't Britney a little young for Madonna?
- Isn't Madonna married?
- If I were her husband, I'd be all like, "Hey, why don't you get back in the kitchen, and make me some bacon?!"
- I wonder who's the better kisser, Christina or Britney? (You could probably ask Justin the same question.)
- Was this their first kiss or was there an intense rehearsal session earlier?
- Timberlake drove Britney away from other men for good. Is he that good or that bad?
- Justin's sitting there thinking, "Oh yeah? Well next year I'll be slipping MY idol Michael Jackson the tongue! So THERE!"
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(http://www.angelfire.com/tv/buffyandcoolstuff/b1.gif)
Booiinnggg!!!!
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I am guessing that Britney will be the "evil" one in all of this. I can hear it now "Oh my God! I can't believe that skank kissed Madonna like that on stage. I thought she was such a goody-goody. Now she's a lesbo to. That dirty, dirty lil whore lady! Wasn't Madonna great?!"
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First she claims she's not a virgin, then she almost bares all in an European magazine and now this. Doesn't everyone see the progression? She's one step closer to baring all for Playboy ;D
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Pretty effective way to change your image, doncha think? From Disney princess to skanky singer. And she can blame it on Madonna's influence.
Funniest part of it all is that of the three of them, Madonna clearly looked the best. So much for younger is better. :P
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Madonna is the best!
Britney is trying to hard and Christina doesn't know what she wants to look like!
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New desktop wallpaper!!!
Is that some tongue action??
Scott ;D
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First she claims she's not a virgin, then she almost bares all in an European magazine and now this. Doesn't everyone see the progression? She's one step closer to baring all for Playboy ;D
I was thinking more like doing movies with Pamela Anderson! :o
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Alrighty then! :o
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Publicity stunt IMO. ::)
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Britney hasn't had a hit in awhile. Madonna's new album isn't doing so hot (for her) and Christina is suffering from the sophomore slump.
BIG publicity stunt, and that was just fine with me.
:)
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I saw a repeat of this today and it was also the first time seeing this in full motion. I think it actually sucked. It was just a simple little pick on the lips, and here I was thinking it was going to be a long, wet make out session. Damn! :-*
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Who really gives a ****?
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Who really gives a ****?
yeah really! this would only have been cool if britney and christina had kissed! :-* comeon madonna is a washed up skag, we need them young lovelies to get with the motions, though christina looks overly skanky half the time, she needs to go back to the more cleancut innocent look ;D
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...this would only have been cool if britney and christina had kissed! :-* comeon madonna is a washed up skag, we need them young lovelies to get with the motions, though christina looks overly skanky half the time, she needs to go back to the more cleancut innocent look ;D
Exactly Jason! But I'm diggin' watching Britney get down with Madonna none the less... Total publicity stunt of course, but still entertaining! 8)
CNN's running a story on the smooch heard 'round the world:
Britney + Madonna = True Love (http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/03/britney.spears/index.html)
Britney claims it's the first time she's ever kissed a girl, and says it'll be the last time too, unless it's Madonna again... :P
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Who really gives a ****?
yeah really! this would only have been cool if britney and christina had kissed! :-* comeon madonna is a washed up skag, we need them young lovelies to get with the motions, though christina looks overly skanky half the time, she needs to go back to the more cleancut innocent look ;D
Yeah, it would have been more entertaining, but have you seen the clip? If anybody looks like crap, it's Britney and Christina. Holy crap, do some more drugs, look more strung out and burn yourself to a crisp before you reach 25. Sorry but Madonna looked way better than those two, they're just starting to hit the age where they can't do everything they want with no repercussions on their bodies. Oops, everyone grows old :P Some of us do it better than others :-*
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Whenever I see guys on the internet talking about how "ugly" celebrities like Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera are.....
I always have a good chuckle.
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Methinks they doth protest too much, hey JoshEEE? I know I'd have trouble pushing any one of those ladies out of my bed. ;D
It's interesting that so much attention is put on the Britney/Madonna kiss. I've yet to see a single image or footage of Madonna's smooch with Christina. It seems almost expected that Christina kiss a woman, but when Britney does it, look out!
She's just losing her virginity all OVER the place. What's next, a llama? :o
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Methinks they doth protest too much, hey JoshEEE? I know I'd have trouble pushing any one of those ladies out of my bed.
Exactly. It's like when you go to Fark.com and see 100 replies to a post about a picture of some girl with a bunch of guys saying "Ewwwww", or "Her nose is too big".
These are the same guys that if they ever happened to be at a bar (Say...on a drink break on D&D night), and the same girl walked in, you'd need 4 janitors to sweep their chins off the floor. You certainly wouldn't hear any complaints that day. :)
Of course, that's what the internet is for....and I suppose I thought Britney was a LOT hotter with long hair. What is she doing with shorter hair, that old HAG!
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Whenever I see guys on the internet talking about how "ugly" celebrities like Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera are.....
I always have a good chuckle.
I can say that I think Ms. Aguilera is a skank and I for one wouldn't push her out my bed... because she wouldn't be allowed in it in the first place.
Ms. Spears is cute... but nothing more than that for me. She does have quite a body... but nothing that anyone w/ her money couldn't obtain. Also take into account she's in her early 20's I'd hope she still has herself a tight little body...
Madonna? 100% skank IMHO. I think I stated how I felt about her though in my GAP commercial post.
Totally publicity stunt and a lame a** one of you ask me.
Madonna needs to check her birth certificate and then realize she has some kids that need tending to...
As for the...
These are the same guys that if they ever happened to be at a bar (Say...on a drink break on D&D night), and the same girl walked in, you'd need 4 janitors to sweep their chins off the floor. You certainly wouldn't hear any complaints that day.
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Well I never once played a game of "D&D" in my life and feel as I do on these "women". Britney and Christina are no more "HOT" than someone living a few blocks from you. I mean they are both blonde blue eyed "HOTTIES"... umm... yeah... that's tough to find in the nearest mall.
Never been a big fan of blondes in general though... IMHO many look all the same to me.
I think it's fairly easy to say they aren't "HOT" as some out there think... because well some have a bit higher standard. Then again it might just be the huge "D&D" triflin', no *** getting geek in me :-*
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Actually, Christina used to look more attractive. The dark hair, IMO, does not suit her and frankly from what I saw on that show, without the airbrushing she really doesn't look that hot to me. Yes, she's attractive, yes she has a wicked body. BUT, like the other old man said, not anything I can't find (without airbrushing) right where I live. Hell, come to the gym with me and try picking up your jaw.
Similar comments can be applied to Ms. Spears. Airbrushing helps, the makeup she had on was gaudy (perhaps suited to the role) but she looked rough, for who she is and how hot she's supposed to be.
Madonna, some 20 or more years older than those two looked better, physically and facially (same thing, I know). Skanky indeed.
Talk to me about them in 10 years if they haven't completely ravaged their looks with their seemingly new found lifestyle. Being older than most, I have way more respect for someone that takes care of themselves than exploits their natural assets. I ain't saying I don't enjoy it, just appreciating the effort it takes after age starts fighting you rather than helping you. Your time will come ;D :P
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Publicity stunt IMO. ::)
DING DING DING! The fact that so many people are talking about it is the proof that is was a BIGTIME publicity stunt, and it worked! It was kinda hot, too. ;D
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Being older than most, I have way more respect for someone that takes care of themselves than exploits their natural assets. I ain't saying I don't enjoy it, just appreciating the effort it takes after age starts fighting you rather than helping you.
I agree "old man" ;)
I much more respect an older woman that hold herself high and makes sure she doesn't just it all fall out like many do. There is something far sexier to me in any woman 30+ that looks "HOT" than any 23 yr old...
At 23 most women should still be in tip top shape w/ the flat as board stomachs. Many have not gone through child birth at that point along w/ the many other parts of life that can take a toll on your body quickly.
I think Demi Moore is incredibly gorgeous for her age. Yes she also has had her surgey and has enough money to look as she does... but she also could skank it out like mommy Madonna... Demi just opts for the less skankier look... IMHO
I think what's funny about most men is that they MANY do not realize the amount of makeup, air brushing, etc, etc that goes into these "HOT" women.
Do you think Ms. Skan-err I mean Aguilera is going to be all that "beautiful" when you roll over in the morning?
Uhhh... yeah...
If some bitty walked by you on the street w/ skirt as short as Christina's you'd be much more likey to call her some skanky ho... but she does it and it's all good... ::)
I just appreciate women that hold themselves to a higher level. Skank is easy... and seems to be "in style" ::)
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I think it's fairly easy to say they aren't "HOT" as some out there think... because well some have a bit higher standard. Then again it might just be the huge "D&D" triflin', no *** getting geek in me
Ok, I'll grant that. They aren't "Godesses" or anything. In fact, to tell you the truth, personally, neither one of them is on or anywhere near the top of the "hottest girl I've ever seen" list.
But still, I'd hardly call them ugly, or say it's all airbrushing that makes them as attractive as they are. There are plenty of attractive girls at my gym, or at the mall, or wherever too....but that doesn't make Madonna, Britney or Christina any LESS attractive. They're all good looking women, skanky or not. I mean....ugly may define whatever dress or makeup they have on at one point or another...but these just aren't "Ugly" people to me.
While it's true beauty is in the eye of the beholder, all I was getting at is people seem to be VERY criticial online of people's looks, and act as though they have some really super-high standards.
Yet, I'm sure if we took a look at pictures of most of their wives, ex-girflriends, whatever......we wouldn't see too any pictures of women that were better looking than these girls they think are so "average looking".....so it ends up being some sort of weird hypocrisy.
That's all I was getting at. People are just a little harsher online than I'd imagine them being in their personal lives when it comes to judging women.
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People are just a little harsher online than I'd imagine them being in their personal lives when it comes to judging women.
Agreed, although I wouldn't stop there. From armchair quarterbacks to internet beauty pageant judges, people are generally more critical at a distance than not. Or maybe they're just more politically correct face to face than not.
But does that make the internet a more honest medium of communication than most others? Or just a safer place to pass judgment?
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But does that make the internet a more honest medium of communication than most others? Or just a safer place to pass judgment?
I think it depends. I think people are likely to say a lot of things they might too afraid to say in person on the internet. Opinions they have that they wouldn't want their co-workers or friends to know perhaps?
A very basic example of this is I know how much a lot of you guys covet your Star Wars figures (and vice versa), but I'll bet dollars to donuts that a lot of our co-workers have no idea. I know outside my circle of friends, there are a lot of people in my group at work that have no idea what a nut I am.
Then we have the trashing of women, or celebrities in general. "Britney looks skanky" or..."I hate Kobe Bryant, and if I ever saw him I'd spit in his face".
But how HONEST are these people? Who knows? The same guy saying Christina Aguilera looks trashy may be the one who watched that particular part of the MTV awards over and over on MTV with his Tivo.
The guy who hates Kobe Bryant would probably jump at the chance for a free autographed basketball.
I suppose there's no way to tell what people really mean, but when they say things that I find blatantly silly like that....I always notice.
As trashy or ugly as some people here might have said Madonna, Britney, or Christina are....I'll bet you they're better looking than just about every girl you've ever been with. Of course, if you have comparison pictures, you are WELCOME to post them. I doubt we'll be seeing many. :)
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A very basic example of this is I know how much a lot of you guys covet your Star Wars figures (and vice versa), but I'll bet dollars to donuts that a lot of our co-workers have no idea. I know outside my circle of friends, there are a lot of people in my group at work that have no idea what a nut I am.
Well, since I used to get all my trades delivered to work, pretty much everyone knows about that :P
Your points are well taken. The only parting comment I have is that I'm much more blunt and direct in person than I am on the net. Also much more contentious. Unless it puts my job at risk. I did not say I'm stupid ;)
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Your points are well taken. The only parting comment I have is that I'm much more blunt and direct in person than I am on the net. Also much more contentious. Unless it puts my job at risk. I did not say I'm stupid
I am too in some ways, but not in others. Like...at work I could never say some of the stuff I like to talk about on various web boards. I'd get in trouble with HR. Hell..this conversation alone about girl on girl smooching would probably be good enough for a talking-to if it were heard by the wrong people in the hallways.
Stupid politically correct rules.....someday this is all going to burst and we'll take a hard look at how anal a world we've become.
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Yup, that's exactly what I'm talking about too. Losing job = bad. No money for toys.
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I watched this last night for the first time and was shocked that she could put on such a good show, I really enjoyed, if any of you all have seen it can you tell me what you think?
(http://www.britneyspears.org/images/top/hoteltop.jpg)
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I watched about five minutes of this show. :o
I swear some of it was nothing short of a porn-o. A bit too far for little Britney. She is a ****! :)
I could not believe some of the things she had on stage. Little kids were watching for crying out loud. No wonder America is corrupt. It is things like this that get embedded into people's minds.
Overall though I can say the stage design was outstanding but the show was a bit to adult. I guess that is why it was on cable. I guess I cannot really complain too much. I just do not like Britney.
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I loved it, I think she put on a great show, although I do not like how she mixed some of her old songs. That was little disapointing! But overall I give that show a 8 out of 10!
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Britney Spears is the greatest musical artist of all time.
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Britney Spears is the greatest musical artist of all time.
I miss you :-\
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Britney Spears is the greatest musical artist of all time.
Dale spews out his morning/evening beer through his nose! ;D
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I'd take Britney any day of the week over Christina, she is Skanky with a capital S... ::)
So you rather take Britney, whose's chest mysterioly changes from "B" cup to "D" cup back to "C" cup then to "B" cup and then back to "D" cup again, which changes back to "B" cup , then back to "A" cup, then go to "D" cup, which then changes back to "C" cup and back again to "B" cup and again to "C" cup?
Hmmm, I dunno which to choose, Hot girl with breast's sizes mysteriously changes OR Skanky hot girl?
I'll pick nither.
BTW, about britney not being a Virgin, she also claim that she doesn't smoke, well, she did so.
Britney Spears Caught in Picture with Cigarette
NEW YORK: May 2, 2002 — Is Britney smoking?
A photographer captured a shot of Britney Spears on a hotel balcony in Australia with a cigarette in her hand.
For years, she's preached against smoking – along with booze and pre-marital sex.
She even told a Knoxville, Tennessee newspaper (the News-Sentinel), "I don't believe in drugs or even smoking. I believe in God."
The New York Post is carrying the photo today – showing the singer, dressed in short-shorts, apparently turning her back to the photographer. The caption reads, "Check out that butt."
The paper quotes the singer's spokeswoman as issuing a "no response" when asked whether Britney's smoking might encourage her young followers to light up.
Copyright 2002 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.
MC's Birthday today...Hapy Burthday!
Hmmm, I dunno which to choose, Hot girl with breast's sizes mysteriously changes OR Skanky hot girl?
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In one of the recent Laker playoff game telecasts, one of the announcers mentioned something to the effect that Britney Spears supposedly has a big crush on the Laker's rookie Luke Walton (Bill Walton's son). Interesting... If I were him, I'd hit that just for the hell of it. 8)
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Uh... Bump? (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/12/spears.pregnant.reut/index.html)
Scary.
Poor kid...
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Am I the only one here who hopes her career still fails while she is still somewhat young. Hopefully she can still drop her laundry in Playboy before she hits 30. ;D
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I'm glad. Pregnant Britney. <3
Kevin
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OK, how long will it be till Federline dumps her ass? He did it to the previous ho he was with, so I guess within three months he'll bolt.
We should start a pool.
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I give it another year at least. Britney is much wealthier than the previous gal. I can't believe she even marry someone let alone this guy. I am jealous.
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Agreed. He's got a pretty sweet deal and he'd be pretty stupid to dump her. He gets to lie around in her mansion, driving the cars she buys him, banging the nanny she'll hire to take care of his kid while she's out on tour.....
Yeah, I think I'd totally play Mr. Mom for that sugar-mama. ;D
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Wait a minute, I thought I replaced Rebelscum in my "Favorites?" :P
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Who in the hell buys this crap?
Casino buys Britney Spears' alleged Pregnancy Test (http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=190244>1=6542)
Man...I guess some people like pee, and being ripped off.
Kevin
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Another Golden Palace purchase. Very classy. ::)
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It's a Golden something (I bet)
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It's a Boy! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050915/ap_en_mu/people_spears_baby;_ylt=AkkT60JxsCWwiaHmBHzZjmdxFb8C;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl)
I assume all you SoCal guys will be stopping by UCLA Med Center to drop off your cards and gifts!
I hope for the best for that poor kid... :-\
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That poor kid is doomed for a screwed up childhood.
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Screwed up how?
IF you mean screwed up like Paris Hilton, yeah...her kid will probably be screwed up. Rich, spoiled, covered constantly by paparazzi. Eventually, under the delusion that the world wants to hear him sing, he'll probably put out a record. We'll probably have to see him act.....or whatever.
But I dont' anymore sorry for this kid than I do any other trust fund baby.
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Oh man the ladies at work were ripping on Britney's birth yesterday. How the baby is not Kevin's but the first "husband's". All that BS. They hate Britney with a passion like many do. I will never understand the intensity of the attention this girl gets.
I undestand people not liking her but it seems like a lot of women really, really hate this girl. She might as well be a serial killer in their eyes. I have seen this go on for years. There are a lot more people out there more deserving of people's hatred that Britney Spears. LOL! It's kind of weird.
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There are a lot more people out there more deserving of people's hatred that Britney Spears. LOL! It's kind of weird.
But there are also a lot more people out there who are more deserving of praise and money than Britney Spears.
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There are a lot more people out there more deserving of people's hatred that Britney Spears. LOL! It's kind of weird.
But there are also a lot more people out there who are more deserving of praise and money than Britney Spears.
True, but unfortunately, pop culture is what makes the world go 'round.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061107/ap_on_en_mu/spears_divorce
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But when she leave yo ass, he gonna leave with half!
;D
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they have an iron clad prenup. he will get more than he deserves, but not half.
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**** election results, I'm turning on E! to get the latest on this!
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Britney who? :P
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So she's back on the market, you say? (http://cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a014.gif)
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Nate, I was typing that exact thing before you beat me to it.
Maybe she'll lose that trailer trash weight and get back to MILF status.
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Maybe she'll lose that trailer trash weight and get back to MILF status.
I think she already has. But you guys have got to be fair. Her baby is only 8 weeks old. I can't stand the dingwad, but she does look fantastic.
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b140/tamidala/britney_spears.jpg)
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Snorting blow can do that **** to you. Wait till she tries to clean up and gains 20 pounds in a week.
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I'd hit it.
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk//i/pix/2006/11/kev2_228x196.jpg)
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K-Fed or Britney? ;D
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Both of the K-Feds, then Britney.
Gotta taste the bitter to know the sweet.
Seriously, she looks pretty damn hot, considering the fat, frumpy trailer trash that Matt Lauer interviewed a couple of months ago.
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Yep, she's a real doll alright! (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/e026.gif)
(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9084/britneyspearscleavage01io8.th.jpg) (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=britneyspearscleavage01io8.jpg)
(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Darth%20Vader/britney.jpg)
You're plastic booby is slipping dear!
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the boobies are nice and all, but that yellow haircut looks like a corner hooker's wig.
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(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Darth%20Vader/britney.jpg)
You're plastic booby is slipping dear!
Almost there..... almost there ;)
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Thats what her belly button is saying to the nipple , almost there !!
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So with the loss of Anna Nicole and the crazy hi-jinks of the weekend, is Britney now officially the new national train-wreck?
I bet her first move after rehab (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/20/britneyspears.rehab.ap/index.html) is to marry an 85yr old man and then relocate to the Bahamas... :-X
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So with the loss of Anna Nicole and the crazy hi-jinks of the weekend, is Britney now officially the new national train-wreck?
I'm not sure if it's her, or Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. Um, or Nicole Richie.
I do know that the media and paparazzi can't wait for these idiots to have their next **** up so they can make more money off of it.
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Who cares?
Kevin
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Who cares?
Kevin
Apparently lots of people, otherwise they wouldn't be gracing the covers and front pages of 20 or more magazines and newspapers per week and dominating 24/7 cable news networks.
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That's because they shove it down your throat whether you like it or not. >:( :P I could care less.
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So with the loss of Anna Nicole and the crazy hi-jinks of the weekend, is Britney now officially the new national train-wreck?
I'm not sure if it's her, or Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. Um, or Nicole Richie.
I'm gonna say it's Britney. At least she used to be somebody before it all went downhill. She was huge back in the day. Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie were never famous for anything other than being absurdly rich, anorexic attention whores. And Lindsay Lohan never really made it past B-list fame as far as I'm concerned.
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Can you imagine what would happen to these 'celebs' if they had to deal with 'real world' problems? You know the ones that involve working full time, cleaning your own house, trying to make ends meet....
>:(
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Can you imagine what would happen to these 'celebs' if they had to deal with 'real world' problems? You know the ones that involve working full time, cleaning your own house, trying to make ends meet....
>:(
Taking care of your kids yourself........
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Without dropping them or improperly securing them to a carseat... ;)
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It's too bad there's not more of this sentiment to go around:
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Craig Ferguson decided not to poke fun at Britney Spears for at least one night.
The host of CBS'"The Late Late Show" told viewers Monday that after seeing photos of the 25-year-old pop star's shaved head, he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
Spears made headlines over the weekend when she shaved her head at a Los Angeles hair salon and then went to a tattoo parlor where she had a pair of lips put on her wrist. Spears shaved her head Friday, the same day as reports on TV and Web sites that she had briefly checked into a rehabilitation center.
"For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it," Ferguson said. "It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable."
Ferguson recalled his battle with alcoholism and said he worries Spears may be having troubles of her own.
"Now I'm not saying Britney is alcoholic, I don't know what she is - alcoholic or not - but she clearly needs help," he said.
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I have sympathy for people who are struggling with problems in their life. What I don't have sympathy for are people who should know better then whine about it after the fact. She knows that when she's out and about clubbing that every thing she does will be fodder, i.e., stepping out of a car in a miniskirt while going commando. She knew exactly what she was doing.
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Britney 'attempted rehab suicide' (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html)
From correspondents in London
March 05, 2007 01:00am
Article from: The Daily Telegraph
BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.
She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.
Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.
The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.
Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.
The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"
"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.
The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.
This is nothing new. Music fans have known that she was the anti-Christ for years.
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HA! That chick gets more nutty everyday. I've been saying for years that she's just not right in the head but no one believed me. I really wouldn't be suprised if she's dead by year's end...
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I feel bad for her kids. Having a psycho for a mother and a ******bag for a father has to be tough.
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I feel bad for her kids. Having a psycho for a mother and a ******bag for a father has to be tough.
Suprisingly though, he's actually looking like not so bad of a guy now. At first, I thought he was a tool and only wanted the kids just to be a dick but now seeing her like this you know he had an clue that she is one nugget short of a happy meal. He seems concerned for his kid's safety and I can respect that...
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I'll wait til I hear it from a domestic news source - you know something that's trustworthy, like CNN...
;)
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Murphy's Law...Britney's finally whacko enough to let me sleep with her, but she looks like ****.
Gyp.
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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You must be really ****** up if K-Fed gets custody instead of you... (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21087621/from/RS.2/)
Ouch. I think Federline's a ******bag, but at least he's trying to be the better parent here.
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He played his cards right. Kept his nose clean and now he should get some kind of alimony.
Smart cookie and I commend him.
Though I think it's ridiculous how much press these guys get - I got a Breaking News email from CNN stating Britney had lost custody of her kids....
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*Crieing* Leave Britney alooooone!
:P
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from x17.
drug results came in, and she is negative.
yay. ;)
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He's only in there for the cash, I heard she gets like $800000 a month and Kfed was only getting like 20,000 a month of that for a couple years, this will up the bank balance.
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I dunno... Like was said, he's proven he's more fit to do the job of parenting than she is, so he does deserve the children, as well as financial support... They're his kids, so I can't really say with certainty he's "only in it for the money". I'm sure that's a nice side benefit of getting custody, but many fathers actually enjoy their kids and would like to see them more than they do so maybe he's just a decent parent. That's equally plausible to me regardless of how douchey his persona is.
And since it would work just that way if roles were reversed, he's every bit entitled to the money AND the children.
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Good lord! Is anyone in the Spears family sane?
Britney's 16 year old sister has been sperminated (http://news.aol.com/entertainment/television/tv-news-story/ar/_a/jamie-lynn-spears-says-shes-pregnant/20071218211109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001)
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That's fricken crazy.
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"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."
I'm certain you were in shock, but unexpected? Duh, wake up moron, especially considering your sister has proven her fertility. Clearly any hope that the little sister is smarter than the big sister has gone out the window. Here's hoping she's a better parent which is a little doubtful considering the age. On the plus side, apparently she has her driver's license.
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Son of a Gun, she might have just moved up a few spots on the hotty list :-*
Good old 2003 when Spears was still hot & not insane.
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"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."
I'm certain you were in shock, but unexpected? Duh, wake up moron, especially considering your sister has proven her fertility.
I'm with you, Brent. Maybe this belongs in the Pet Peeves Thread, but I'm so tired of people saying "Oh my! I was sooooo shocked and surprised to find out I was preggers after doing the deed a ****load of times" ::)
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Man, who needs Hollywood writers? This **** writes itself! ::)
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Looks like they should have been doing Zoey-69 instead of Zoey-Missionary.
I'm speculating here, but I wonder if little sister was jealous of all the preggo press Brit was getting, and wanted in on the spotlight.
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Here's hoping she's a better parent which is a little doubtful considering the age.
I'm going to bet against you, and say this is 50/50... I think Britney's proven, if nothing else, that anyone on Earth may have a higher maturity level than she does... I really think this one's a toss-up.
Though her quotes from the story don't really bode well. :(
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What shocks me about this whole fiasco is how many people are quick to call her a whore, and all kids of names because she got knocked up. Because nobody ever had sex while they were a high schooler?
Don't get it twisted, the thought that another Spears is having a kid frightens me a lot, seeing what the previous 4 kids went through.
Time will tell where this one goes.
Kevin
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Looks like they should have been doing Zoey-69 instead of Zoey-Missionary.
I'm speculating here, but I wonder if little sister was jealous of all the preggo press Brit was getting, and wanted in on the spotlight.
See, Bill, they only teach missionary in Zoey 101.
You have to take the prerequisites and get into Zoey 310 which teaches the advanced positions like the “69,” “Reverse Cowboy” and the “Plow.”
Although, they should have at least taught how to pull out in 101.
E...
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Although, they should have at least taught how to pull out in 101.
That might well have been the technique they employed and it's far from 100% effective. It only takes one little swimmer, it ain't a volume thing.
And she's far from a whore based on this, but I'll not forgive the stupidity of being surprised at the "unexpectedness" of it. I'm wondering if her sex ed was basically abstain and we don't talk about the rest. Maybe she really didn't know? I can't imagine she's that dumb or naive, but I guess it's possible.
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Another thrilling chapter.
link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,320111,00.html)
How the mighty have fallen.
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Another thrilling chapter.
Entitled, "Oops, I did it again, part 506!"
I just can't believe that the police took that much back-up for that. It doesn't seem like she had a weapon or anything, but you would think so with this quote"It is total craziness here; we don't know what is going on inside but it cannot be good," an eyewitness said at 11:15 p.m. on Thursday.
I suppose it was being considered a "hostage" situation since she wasn't giving up the kids.
As for lil' sister, I don't think she's a whore and I haven't heard people saying that, but I agree with those who say it's dumb to be "shocked and awed" by the news. If you're doing the deed without any contraception, it's like the old saying, "If you play with fire, one day you're gonna get burned." Hope this child has a better, stable life than his or her cousins.
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Hope this child has a better, stable life than his or her cousins.
Yeah the kid's gonna be off to a fantastic start, with it's 16 year old Mom, and father who undoubtedly will jump ship inside 2 years.
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It's called a psychiatric ward Bitch!
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02/britshearsdoll_450x629.jpg) (http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/uploads2/britdoll3_thumb.JPG)
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That'll happen any day now.
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Hitting the news scene.
Britney's suicide note: 'It would be better if I was dead' (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23432372-details/Britney's+suicide+note:+'It+would+be+better+if+I+was+dead'/article.do)
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anyone want to start a JD dead pool?
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anyone want to start a JD dead pool?
I would mop the floor in this one...
(http://www.newsfromme.com/images3/berry.jpg)
(http://www.nickfruhling.com/blog/uploaded_images/redwingsguys/RedWings_JoeyGladstone.jpg)
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(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/rip.gif) Dave Coulier. :-\
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Can someone commit this girl?
Photos Appear to Show Britney Spears Shopping for Pregnancy Test (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323271,00.html)
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She can't take care of the two she already has(d). Maybe she figures the third times the charm?? :-\ Some ladies need to have their tubes tied and knees sown together. Same goes for some men... snip, snip!
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Britney's suicide note: 'It would be better if I was dead' (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23432372-details/Britney's+suicide+note:+'It+would+be+better+if+I+was+dead'/article.do)
Guess she's not so crazy after all.
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Ouch! :-X
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Britney's suicide note: 'It would be better if I was dead'
Agreed.