Chris: So, now that we have him cornered, what do we do with him?
Matt: I don't know. How 'bout givin' him a wedgie and sending him home drunk to get him kicked out of his mom's house?
Philip: He he he, (in his best John Cleese french accent) now go away before I ban you for a second time.
Or:
Philip: You will kneel before me and beg to be reinstated.
Chris: Um, that only works on the weak minded.