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The Worst Movie Ever
« on: January 4, 2004, 07:18 AM »
What movie do you feel was the worst creation to ever leave Hollywood? I know the last two Matrix were pretty bad, but I don't think either qualify.

My vote goes to the 1980's version of Flash Gordon or maybe Never Ending Story II.
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #1 on: January 4, 2004, 09:48 AM »
Flash?  No way.  That thing comes on Starz or Encore and I watch it everytime.

I'll fight the urge to say the Phantom Menace.

The other problem is that this I assume it has to be based on movies we've actually seen, and I usually skip the true STINKER movies (which end up being the Critically Acclaimed and much lauded ones too.)

But the WORST all time that I have seen:

The Quick and Dead with Sharon Stone.
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #2 on: January 4, 2004, 11:15 AM »
Recently, I think Jeepers Creepers 2 has become the most intolerable motion picture ever created.

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #3 on: January 4, 2004, 01:50 PM »
Batman and Robin, I almost left the theater it was that bad.  Luckily the popcorn was good and it was the $2 theater

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #4 on: January 4, 2004, 01:53 PM »
The Thin Red Line, it was the most excruciating movie my friend & I sat through!

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #5 on: January 4, 2004, 04:29 PM »
Maximum Overdrive
Batman & Robin
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #6 on: January 4, 2004, 06:20 PM »
I hate 'Rat Race'. It's so stupid, I can't sit through it.
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #7 on: January 4, 2004, 07:30 PM »
28 Days Later.

The movie was so retarded, and in the end, they had an alternate ending that made no sense to me either.

I sat through it again, and I hated it even more. The opening scenes were good though.


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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #8 on: January 4, 2004, 07:50 PM »
Famine, I agree with you about 28 Days. It started off great and then turn into a what the $%$@@!^* fest.
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #9 on: January 4, 2004, 09:43 PM »
I'd have to say the worst movie I ever paid to see in the theatre was "Tombstone".
DSJ:  I bet there's a really good director's cut of "Thin Red Line" somewhere.  If you've read the book (which is great BTW) you realize how much had to be cut out to make the movie 2 hours long.  Thus, characters appear out of nowhere, disappear again, and very little makes sense.  If Malick filmed the entire book it would have been a kick-ass 4 hour flick  8)

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #10 on: January 5, 2004, 07:18 AM »
Dude, Where's My Car?  I'm usually a fan  of stupid humor, but this was a complete waste of time.  
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #11 on: January 5, 2004, 11:54 PM »
Queen Of The Damned.  Others that come to mind are:

- Pi
- Unbreakable
- The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #12 on: January 6, 2004, 02:40 AM »
Lets not forget SpiceWorld!!

BTW....Hi everbody!  Im new here.

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #13 on: January 6, 2004, 02:51 AM »
BTW....Hi everbody!  Im new here.

Hey J!  Welcome to JD!  Best not to start with even mentioning that you've seen SpiceWorld though...   ;)

Two of the worst movies I remember ever seeing were The Money Pit (Tom Hanks/Shelley Long), and Hope Floats (Sandra Bullock/Harry Connick Jr.).  I blame the wife and a former girlfriend for making me watch those two abominations...   >:(

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #14 on: January 6, 2004, 03:04 AM »
- Unbreakable

I kinda liked that one, heh.

I'm gonna add another one to the list, here, despite my loyalties :

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