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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #255 on: November 13, 2003, 09:17 PM »
Well, if you do ever meet her tell her I said "hi"

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #256 on: November 16, 2003, 12:52 PM »

I don't know who this is, and I don't really care.  Doesn't matter--it's still hyp-no-tiz-ing. . .
« Last Edit: November 16, 2003, 02:54 PM by Virex »
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #257 on: November 16, 2003, 01:35 PM »
That is...intoxicating.


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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #258 on: November 16, 2003, 02:55 PM »
I made it better!
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #259 on: November 16, 2003, 04:08 PM »
yes you did....

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #260 on: November 17, 2003, 04:05 AM »
I don't know who this is, and I don't really care.  Doesn't matter--it's still hyp-no-tiz-ing. . .

Where's the mechanical bull and the burger though...?  (one of my alltime favorite commercials)

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #261 on: November 17, 2003, 04:36 AM »
Where's the mechanical bull and the burger though...?  (one of my alltime favorite commercials)

Ugh.  I hate watching people eat--even if they are mechanical bull-ridin' hotties.

A much better commercial, however, is the one that Carl's Jr. ripped off--featuring Kylie Minogue riding a mechanical bull while wearing some sexy lingerie.  Believe it aired only in the UK, so you'll have to download it to see it.

Or so I heard.  ;)
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #262 on: November 17, 2003, 05:12 AM »
The Greatest Post of All-Time:

« Last Edit: November 17, 2003, 05:13 AM by Virex »
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #263 on: November 17, 2003, 05:26 AM »
The Greatest Post of All-Time:

That's sick Matt.  Just sick!  (but funny...)   :P

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #264 on: November 17, 2003, 08:53 AM »
This is for 2 posts up!

As for who she is, Jacotè Alizée, 19 yrs old.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #265 on: November 17, 2003, 08:59 AM »
Carrot Top is about as hot as Antarctica :'(

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #266 on: November 25, 2003, 10:57 AM »
My whole approach to this thread has been "put up pics of girls that haven't been posted yet", and since I've gotten tired of digging through ten or twelve or fifteen pages of pics (as tired as a man can get of that), here's a list of everybody that's been posted to this thread so far  (I decided to leave out Carrie's wrestlin' baldies, and Scott's G-stringed John Madden, among others):

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Shania Twain
3. Natalie Portman
4. Angie Harmon
5. Anna Nicole Smith (old school)
6. Milla Jovavich
7. Kathleen Robertson
8. Catherine Zeta Jones
9. Kelly Preston
10. Liv Tyler
11. Kirsten Dunst
12. Julianne Moore
13. Terry Farrell
14. Gina Gershon
15. Elizabeth Berkley
16. Ali Larter
17. Angelina Jolie
18. Lisa Marie Scott
19. Victoria Silvstedt
20. Denise Richards
21. Jennifer Connelly
22. Winona Ryder
23. Cate Blanchette
24. Elizabeth Taylor
25. Sofia Loren
26. Marilyn Monroe
27. Debra Messing
28. Audrey Hepburn
29. Jenna Survivor
30. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss
31. Natalie Merchant
32. Diane Lane
33. Kristin Kreuk
34. Gillian Anderson
35. Jennifer Garner
36. Rachel Weisz
37. Laetitia Casta
38. Sarah Michelle Gellar
39. Charisma Carpenter
40. Eliza Dushku
41. Kate Winslet
42. Lea Thompson
43. Famke Janssen
44. Jorja Fox
45. Melissa Stark
46. Demi Moore
47. Catherine Bell
48. Bonnie Berstein
49. Jillian Barberie
50. Brenda Warner
51. Pam Oliver
52. Lisa Guerrero
53. Rebecca Grant
54. Julie Bowen
55. Alyssa Milano
56. Jessica Alba
57. Mila Kunis
58. Laura Prepon
59. Victoria Beckham
60. Joan Severance
61. Nicole Kidman
62. Faith Hill
63. Ashley Judd
64. Charlize Theron
65. Miranda Otto
66. Alyson Hannigan
67. Jolene Blalock
68. Lauren Holly
69. Monica Belluci
70. Candace Cameron
71. Audrey Tautou
72. Drea de Matteo
73. Kylie Minogue
74. Kristy Wright
75. Julie Condra
76. Beyonce Knowles
77. Rose McGowan
78. Gwen Stefani
79. Linda Carter
80. Lara Flynn Boyle
81. Mandy Moore
82. Lucy Liu
83. Drew Barrymore
84. Roselyn Sanchez
85. Linda Cardellini
86. Anna Kournikova
87. Petra Verkaik
88. Rachael Ray
89. Halle Berry
90. Tyra Banks
91. Veronica Zemanova
92. Liz Phair
93. Sarah McLachlan
94. Parker Posey
95. Raquel Welch
96. Angie Everhart
97. Marg Helgenberger
98. Rachel Bislon
99. Claudia Black
100. Keira Knightley
101. Jacote Alizee

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Carrot Top
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #267 on: November 25, 2003, 09:11 PM »
#80 should not count

Put Carrot Top in her place

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #268 on: November 25, 2003, 09:19 PM »
#80 should not count

Put Carrot Top in her place

Hey, man, you put Miss Skin-and-bones up there--don't come complaining to me about it after the fact.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #269 on: November 25, 2003, 09:32 PM »
Are there any pictures of her from, oh, say five years ago when she weighed 80 or more pounds?  She is attractive, but the fact my 3 year old weighs roughly 50% of what she does is disturbing.  
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