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For instance...this little Carly Simon Number dedicated to two staffers
Jesse
Oh mother, say a prayer for me
Jesse's back in town, it won't be easy
Don't let him near me
Don't let him touch me
Don't let him please me
[Chorus:]
Jesse, I won't cut fresh flowers for you
Jesse, I won't make the wine cold for you
Jesse, I won't change the sheets for you
I won't put on cologne
I won't sit by the phone for you
Annie, keep reminding me
That he cut out my heart like a paper doll
Sally, tell me once again
How he set me up just to see me fall
[Chorus]
Jesse, quick come here
I won't tell a soul
Not even myself
Jesse, that you've come back to me
My friends will all say "She's gone again'
But how can anyone know what you are to me
That I'm in heave again because you've come back to me - Oh Jessie!
Jesse, I'll always cut fresh flowers for you
Jesse, I'll always make the wine cold for you
Jesse, I can easily change my mind about you
And put on cologne
And sit by the phone for you
Jesse, let's open the wine
And drink to the heart
Which has a will of it's own
My friends, let's comfort them
They're feeling bad
They think I've sunk so low
Jesse, I'll always cut fresh flowers for you
Jesse, I'll always make the wine cold for you
Jesse, I will change the sheets for you
Put on cologne
And I will wait by the phone for you - Oh Jesse!
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Little known OCB fact...I was named after this song (not sure if my parents were high or not at the time)
WATCHING SCOTTY GROW
There he sits with a pen and a yellow pad
He's a handsome lad
That's my boy
B-R-L-F-Q spells Mom and Dad
That ain't too bad
That's my boy
You can have your TV and your nightclubs
You can have your drive-in picture shows
I'll sit here with my little man near, we'll listen to the radio
Bidin' my time and and watching Scotty grow
Makin' castles out of building blocks
And a cardboard box
That's my boy
Mickey Mouse says it's thirteen o'clock
Well, that's quite a shock
But that's my boy
In four short years I've gone from rags to riches
But what I did before that I don't know
Well you can let it rain on my windowpane, I got my own rainbow
And we're just sittin' here shinin' watching Scotty grow
Up on daddy's shoulders and off to bed
Old sleepy head
That's my boy
Got to have a drink of water and a story read
An old teddy bear named Fred
That's my boy
Well, what's that your say Momma, come on and keep your feet warm
Well save me a place, I'll be there in a minute or so
I'll think I'll stay right here and say a little prayer before I go
'Cause me and God are watching Scotty grow
Me and God watching are Scotty grow
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This is the song I have to strut my stuff to everytime I (used to) go to the bar:
(It's too bad Rick Springfield doesn't know how to spell Jesse correctly ::))
Jessie's Girl
Jessie is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
in his arms late,
late at night
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be
a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
but the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her
in his arms late, late at night
Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
[Solo]
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl
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"I'm Chip...
I'm Dale...
We're just a couple of crazy rascals
Out to have some fun.
When Chip and Dale
Start cooking up some trouble
You can bet it gets well done.
Folks all say
We are the cutest two...
To tell the truth
I think so too!
I'm Chip...
I'm Dale..."
:D
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I had to google to find one with my name in it. First one to pop up was Adam Sandler's song, "Steve Polychronopolous." Not a great song... and auto-censored.
I'm a big ******' ****
I'm a pain in your ***
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me
My name's Steve
*************
Polychronopolous
I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw **** at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
******* two guys at a party
'Cause my name's Steve
************* Polychronopolous
I'll piss on your toilet
seat and tell your dad you
got stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and
never think of returning it
Polychronopolous
Pansy
*****
**** for brains
******bag
I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sister's ***
'Cause my name's Steve
************* Polychronopolous
And I don't care
And I don't give a ****
I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're ******* wrong
Everybody knows I'm Steve
*************
Polychronopolous
Deal with it
Ahhh, great lyrics that contain my name! ::) If anyone finds better, please post them.
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Tracy
Tracy, when I'm with you,
Somethin' you do
Bounces me off the ceilin'
Tracy, day after day,
When you're this way,
I get a lovin' feelin'
Come with me
Don't say no
Hold me close
Tracy, never let go
Tracy, you're gonna be
Happy with me
I'll build a world around you
Filled with love everywhere
And when you're there,
You'll be so glad I found you
Come with me
Don't say no
Hold me close
Tracy, never, never, ever let me go
Ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Come with me
Don't say no
Hold me close
Tracy, never, never, ever let me go
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A bit better... but morbid: Alice Cooper.
You've only lived a minute of your life I must be dreaming please stop screaming
I don't like to hear you cry you just don't know how deep that cuts me
So I will cover up my eyes and it will go away
You've only lived a minute of your life I must be dreaming please stop screaming
Steven Steven I hear my name Steven is someone calling me I hear my name
Steven that icy breath it whispers screams of pain
I don't want to feel you die but if that's the way that god has planned you
I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away see
You've only lived a minute of your life I must be dreaming
Steven is someone calling me no Steven I think I hear a voice it's outside the door
Steven I hear my name Steven is someone calling me I hear my name
Steven what do you want Steven what do you want what do you want what do you want
Steven Steven Steven I hear my name
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My personal favorite:
The Trouble With Tracy - The Barenaked Ladies
Tracy doesn't live with her dad and all is well
She's upset and I want to lick the honey from her navel
She's upset and I want to lick the honey
And that's the trouble with Tracy
She never seems to do what she is told
With Tracy
Things aren't always under control
Your breasts are like a pomegranate split open
I said and I knew that I loved you
I said it and I knew that I loved you
And that's the trouble with Tracy
She never seems to do what she is told
With Tracy
Things aren't always under control
Yeah with Tracy
She never seems to do what she is told
With Tracy
Things aren't always under control
Tracy is awake and her face said words
She is in love and admits it heartily
She's in love and admits it heartily to herself
To herself only
And that's the trouble with Tracy
She never seems to do what she is told
With Tracy
Things aren't always under control
Yeah with Tracy
She never seems to do what she is told
With Tracy
Things aren't always under control
That's the trouble with Tracy
She never seems to do what she is told
With Tracy
Things aren't always under control
With Tracy (Yeah with Tracy)
She never seems to do what she is told (Yeah with Tracy)
With Tracy (Yeah with Tracy)
Things aren't alway under control (Yeah with Tracy)
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This is the first thing that came to mind...
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
They say Spain is pretty though I've never been
Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much
Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal
Your eyes have died but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
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Boy: Woof! You sure gotta climb a lot of steps to get to this Capitol Building here in Washington. But I wonder who that sad little scrap of paper is?
I'm just a bill.
Yes, I'm only a bill.
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the capital city.
It's a long, long wait
While I'm sitting in committee,
But I know I'll be a law someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a bill.
Boy: Gee, Bill, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.
Bill: Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn't even a bill, I was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they called their local Congressman and he said, "You're right, there oughta be a law." Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to Congress. And I became a bill, and I'll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.
I'm just a bill
Yes I'm only a bill,
And I got as far as Capitol Hill.
Well, now I'm stuck in committee
And I'll sit here and wait
While a few key Congressmen discuss and debate
Whether they should let me be a law.
How I hope and pray that they will,
But today I am still just a bill.
Boy: Listen to those congressmen arguing! Is all that discussion and debate about you?
Bill: Yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones. Most bills never even get this far. I hope they decide to report on me favourably, otherwise I may die.
Boy: Die?
Bill: Yeah, die in committee. Oooh, but it looks like I'm gonna live! Now I go to the House of Representatives, and they vote on me.
Boy: If they vote yes, what happens?
Bill: Then I go to the Senate and the whole thing starts all over again.
Boy: Oh no!
Bill: Oh yes!
I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill
Well, then I'm off to the White House
Where I'll wait in a line
With a lot of other bills
For the president to sign
And if he signs me, then I'll be a law.
How I hope and pray that he will,
But today I am still just a bill.
Boy: You mean even if the whole Congress says you should be a law, the president can still say no?
Bill: Yes, that's called a veto. If the President vetoes me, I have to go back to Congress and they vote on me again, and by that time you're so old...
Boy: By that time it's very unlikely that you'll become a law. It's not easy to become a law, is it?
Bill: No!
But how I hope and I pray that I will,
But today I am still just a bill.
Congressman: He signed you, Bill! Now you're a law!
Bill: Oh yes!!!
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I'm too lazy to dig up lyrics but I was just listening to "Jesse James" as sung by Bruce Springstein... How 'bout them apples?
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"I'm Chip...
I'm Dale...
We're just a couple of crazy rascals
Out to have some fun.
When Chip and Dale
Start cooking up some trouble
You can bet it gets well done.
Folks all say
We are the cutest two...
To tell the truth
I think so too!
I'm Chip...
I'm Dale..."
:D
Okay........is this the song for Disney's Chip and Dale's that torment poor Pluto?? Even if it isn't, thanks for the laugh - I'm dying over here..... (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c040.gif)
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This from a woman immortalized by Kiss?
Beth, I hear you callin
But I cant come home right now
Me and the boys are playin
And we just cant find the sound
Just a few more hours
And Ill be right home to you
I think I hear them callin
Oh, beth what can I do
Beth what can I do
You say you feel so empty
That our house just aint a home
And Im always somewhere else
And youre always there alone
Just a few more hours
And Ill be right home to you
I think I hear them callin
Oh, beth what can I do
Beth what can I do
Beth, I know youre lonely
And I hope youll be alright
cause me and the boys will be playin
All night
A bit better... but morbid: Alice Cooper.
Morbid yes, but what a fantastic album from the mid-70s. The Welcome to my Nightmare tour was the first time I ever saw Alice Cooper in concert but not the last. Actually got to meet him the last time he came through town.
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Opening musical sequence from the 1959 Wonderful World of Disney broadcast of "The Adventures of Chip 'n' Dale" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWm0EYfKV4g)
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Opening musical sequence from the 1959 Wonderful World of Disney broadcast of "The Adventures of Chip 'n' Dale" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWm0EYfKV4g)
That's great!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
This from a woman immortalized by Kiss?
Yes, can you imagine how many times I've had that sung to me??? At least it's not as bad as 'Mrs. Robinson' :-X
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First of all, if I can comment on the name of this thread...
"Songs With That Contain Your Name?" Scott, you feeling all right?
and next...
(You’re not a kid anymore,
You’re not a kid anymore.)
When people ask of me,
“What would you like to be now that you’re not a kid anymore?”
(You’re not a kid anymore.)
I know just what to say,
I answer right away.
There’s just one thing I’ve been wishing for.
I wanna be Bobby’s girl,
I wanna be Bobby’s girl.
That’s the most important thing to me.
And if I was Bobby’s girl,
If I was Bobby’s girl.
What a faithful, thankful girl I’d be.
Each night I sit at home,
Hoping that he will phone.
But I know Bobby has someone else.
(You’re not a kid anymore.)
Still in my heart I pray,
There soon will come the day,
When I will have him all to myself.
I wanna be Bobby’s girl,
I wanna be Bobby’s girl.
That’s the most important thing to me.
And if I was Bobby’s girl,
If I was Bobby’s girl,
What a faithful, thankful girl I’d be.
What a faithful, thankful girl I’d be.
I wanna be Bobby’s girl,
I wanna be Bobby’s girl,
I wanna be Bobby’s girl. (Fade)
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At least it's not as bad as 'Mrs. Robinson' :-X
Hey! Don't knock it -- my girlfriend's sang it to me when I got married b/c I was marrying a much younger man ;)