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Offline Tracy

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1770 on: May 12, 2008, 02:17 PM »
Quote from: Master_Phruby on May 12, 2008, 12:56 PM
Real Haunted Dolls


True or not this story could very well happen to you! So what do you do with a real haunted doll when you can't get rid of it?

Now that would impress the hell out of me -- a story that wasn't true very well happening to me! :P

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1771 on: May 12, 2008, 02:51 PM »
To be honest I think it could happen ... I'm not saying I believe this particular story but I'd say it's possible....
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1772 on: May 12, 2008, 03:11 PM »
Oh I'm not saying whether or not it could happen, just how the phrase "true or not this story could very well happen to you!" struck me as funny.  How can it happen if its not true?  It reminded me of a promo for a bad Vincent Price movie.............. ;)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1773 on: May 12, 2008, 04:45 PM »
Oh I know what you meant. I was just elaborating on a side point. :)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1774 on: May 13, 2008, 12:36 AM »
You and your paranormal stuff paul :P

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1775 on: May 13, 2008, 10:51 AM »
Man Dressed as Darth Vader Spared Jail for Attack on Founder of Britain's Jedi Church


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HOLYHEAD, Wales —  A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."


Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand.

"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1776 on: May 13, 2008, 10:56 AM »
 :D HAHAHAAHAH!
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1777 on: May 15, 2008, 07:48 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1778 on: May 17, 2008, 12:23 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1779 on: May 17, 2008, 12:23 AM »
Crap, meant to edit the above post.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1780 on: June 5, 2008, 01:41 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1781 on: June 8, 2008, 02:04 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1782 on: June 9, 2008, 01:23 PM »
Show Me Your Genitals

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1783 on: June 10, 2008, 04:08 PM »
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« Reply #1784 on: June 17, 2008, 12:55 PM »
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