Actually not much of a long story, but what the hell.
About a week ago me and my mum went to Wal*Mart. I wasn't going to waste a perfectly good store run so I made a beeline to the SW aisle. I'm checking out the usual Wal*Mart pegwarmers (Mothma, Bail, Tarfull,) when a 16-17 year old kid walked in. He pulled down his pants, squatted down, and took a dump. Right. In. The. Store. Needless to say, I qiuckly walked away to my mum. I don't know why he did it, it could have been part of a prank or dare, or he could haven been mentally handicapped, but I still don't know why to this day.