It's St. Patrick's Day, so what better way to celebrate the life and death of the patron saint of Ireland than by drinking a ****load of beer?
I'm headed to an Irish beer-tasting event here at 1 PM, followed by a gathering of family members, most of whom are of Irish descent. We're going to sit around a long table and make fun of each other, again while drinking. After that, it will likely be a smaller gathering of people, staying up until 2 AM drinking some Guinness Extra Stout, since that's what everyone is supposed to bring to this thing.
You know it's going to be a good holiday when you don't know where you're going to sleep for the night.