JD Fantasy Football 2005

[Scott]

Oh yeah, and Ricky Williams is sucking up the joint - sure we probably knew that was going to happen, but I was hoping he could at least game plus 1 yard for the game.

I think you meant to say "sucking on a joint"

[Dressel Rebel]

[Ryan]

I had both Portis and Jordan in my other league, both of them were sitting on the bench today....

[Dressel Rebel]

My favorite part about yesterday is how Clinton Portis has done nothing for 2 years, had not been in the end zone yet this year, then scored 3 times against me.  On the average Sunday, it would be nice to see one of the game's premiere running backs get back on track.

I liked some other stuff too, but I think that was my favorite.

[juanelopezrosario]

Hey FAMINE what target did you acquire..it kind of slip there... celebrated to early... this year no lead is safe... and this is the beauty of head to head fantassy play..anyways good luck and i cant wait to play against you in the future...Dr. Lopez 1 the Famine 0

[Dressel Rebel]

Hey FAMINE what target did you acquire..it kind of slip there celebrated to early this year no lead is safe and this is the beuty of head to head fantassy play..anyways good luck and i canta wait to play against you in the future...Dr. Lopez 1 the Famine 0

Juan used to go the entire day 6 AM to 5 PM without brushing his teeth.  He has zero credibility, Kevin.

[juanelopezrosario]

With my brushing tachnique i have not developed any major dental problems..now in your case.... i will not share only because it is illegal to do so

[Famine]

100% cavity free to this day. Save a broken tooth, I've had no dental problems ever. Knock on wood.

Kevin

[Dressel Rebel]

Juan also does not have bowel movements.

[Rob]

Oooh, are we sharing our dental histories?

Well, I had one of my front teeth broken in half by a baseball when I was 12 and I got a fake bottom half for it.

Then 8 years later I had an abscess above the tooth in question - it had died.  A root canal, a round of bleaching, and a crown later I was all fixed up. 

Other than that, I wore braces for 4 years and had two wisdom teeth pulled.

But no cavities to this day.

[juanelopezrosario]

its good to know that we have good oral health in our football league it makes me feel all warm inside

[Rob]

I love it, I listen to a bunch of reports that say that Fred Taylor probably won't play...

Then, he runs for 114 yards and a TD - in the FIRST QUARTER.

Argh.

[Ryan]

I'm glad Clinton Portis could have a repeat this week. 4 carries for 9 yards. Outstanding.

[Dressel Rebel]

At the conclusion of most 1 PM EST games, and most 4 PM EST games just beginning:


Minnesota Muskies 32.83   (Corey Dillon, Hines Ward left to play)
Dressel's Vengeance 21.81   (Chris Chambers, Joe Horn, LaDainian Tomlinson, LJ Smith, Ryan Lindell, Eagles DEF left to play)

SGC Airmen 47.55   (Mark Pittman, Heath Miller, Denver DEF left to play)
The Mathematicians 21.04   (Gus Frerotte, Ashley Lelie, Cadillac Williams, Antonio Gates, Mike Anderson, Jason Elam left to play)

Nerfherders 16.20   (Tom Brady, Tatum Bell, Willie Parker, Todd Heap left to play)
The Famine 45.50   (Donovan McNabb, Larry Johnson, Adam Vinatieri, Pittsburgh DEF left to play)

THE CUSPIDS 46.15   (Ben Roethlisberger, Jeff Reed left to play)
The Zods 28.81   (Drew Brees, Joey Galloway, Brian Westbrook, Ricky Williams, Jamal Lewis left to play)

The Golden Girls 30.95   (Antawn Randle El, Willis McGahee, Ronnie Brown, Tampa Bay DEF left to play)
Canuckleheads 17.95   (Kelly Holcomb, Eric Moulds, Deion Branch, Priest Holmes, Tony Gonzalez left to play)

Capital Land Kats 11.80   (Jake Plummer, Derrick Mason, Terrell Owens, Frank Gore, Keenan McCardell, Lawrence Tynes left to play)
The Nameless 58.73   (Aaron Smith, Randy McMichael left to play)

[Ryan]

Is there an update?