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Customs Community and Group Projects / Re: Official Custom Parts Needs List
« on: May 28, 2006, 06:04 AM »
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Star Wars Action Figures / Re: Phoenix's customs
« on: May 24, 2006, 12:16 PM »
Thanks Findswoman! 
I gotta say that I like those ordinary people quite a lot.
Yes, Jack has some silver hair. It's trying to represent grey hair that older people usually have, since Jack's getting older. But if I only could get a new ROTS #28 Anakin head, then I would probably be able to complete WIP Jack. But he'll have a totally new body then.
But onto customs:
Henry Phoenix - the main hero of the "Henry Phoenix" saga
Of course it would be fitting to give our hero at least a second outfit (what's he going to wear when he needs to wash the another outfit?), since photonovel heroes usually have quite a lot of outfits (Rykrof, anyone?
).
Recipe:
Head: 2002 Saga Deluxe Dooku
Torso: EP I Darth Maul
Arms&cape: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Hands: Saga 2002 Chancellor Palpatine
Legs: EP I Qui-Gon Jinn (Naboo Swamp)
Xentor Helros - a Falleen scientist/researcher in the Order
I just finished him today since I got some green paint. His recipe is quite simple, but a lot of painting was involved. I personally think that this is one of my most succesful custom figures ever.
Recipe:
Head: SOTE/POTF2 Prince Xizor
The rest: EP I Palpatine
(And when someone thinks that these figures are bizarre/weird/stupid/etc. I would like to hear what in them makes them so weird. Thanks. ^^)
I gotta say that I like those ordinary people quite a lot.
Yes, Jack has some silver hair. It's trying to represent grey hair that older people usually have, since Jack's getting older. But if I only could get a new ROTS #28 Anakin head, then I would probably be able to complete WIP Jack. But he'll have a totally new body then.
But onto customs:
Henry Phoenix - the main hero of the "Henry Phoenix" saga
Of course it would be fitting to give our hero at least a second outfit (what's he going to wear when he needs to wash the another outfit?), since photonovel heroes usually have quite a lot of outfits (Rykrof, anyone?
).Recipe:
Head: 2002 Saga Deluxe Dooku
Torso: EP I Darth Maul
Arms&cape: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Hands: Saga 2002 Chancellor Palpatine
Legs: EP I Qui-Gon Jinn (Naboo Swamp)
Xentor Helros - a Falleen scientist/researcher in the Order
I just finished him today since I got some green paint. His recipe is quite simple, but a lot of painting was involved. I personally think that this is one of my most succesful custom figures ever.
Recipe:
Head: SOTE/POTF2 Prince Xizor
The rest: EP I Palpatine
(And when someone thinks that these figures are bizarre/weird/stupid/etc. I would like to hear what in them makes them so weird. Thanks. ^^)
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Customs Community and Group Projects / Re: Official Custom Parts Needs List
« on: May 23, 2006, 09:17 AM »
A small update:
I'm in a need of ROTS #28 Anakin Skywalker NORMAL head, not the "Sith eyes" variant!
Please PM me if you have one for trade.
Thanks!
I'm in a need of ROTS #28 Anakin Skywalker NORMAL head, not the "Sith eyes" variant!
Please PM me if you have one for trade.
Thanks!
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Star Wars Action Figures / Re: Phoenix's customs
« on: May 22, 2006, 05:25 AM »
I still haven't got those knives I ordered from a internet store, so Red and Jack are headless...
But I wanted to make some customs and the results are here:
Galen Nire is a old Jedi master in the Order. Nothing too special.
Recipe:
Head: EP I Palpatine
Lightsaber: ROTS #28 Anakin Skywalker
The rest: EP I soft goods Obi-Wan Kenobi
And this is one of my personal favorites: captain Gregor McRae. The name and the look comes from the Gregor in "Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines" computer game. I really like that guy's voice and look and I thought the he'd make a good custom.
But the neckpost...argh, I need to find a better neckpost, really.
Head: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Helmet: EP I Anakin Skywalker/Ric Olié
The rest: EP I Ric Olié
Fitch is just another Jedi in the Order. Finally I found a good use for the ROTS #27 Obi-Wan.
Recipe:
Head: EP I Ric Olié
The rest: ROTS #27 Obi-Wan Kenobi
And the Guardian is here. He's like a bodyguard for Jack. Too bad that the helmet is not fitting to Obi's head like it was fitting for Luke's head.
Recipe:
Head: EP I soft good Obi-Wan Kenobi
Blaster: Saga 2002 Luke Skywalker Bespin Duel
The rest: POFT2/SOTE Luke Skywalker in Imperial Guard Disguise
But I wanted to make some customs and the results are here:
Galen Nire is a old Jedi master in the Order. Nothing too special.
Recipe:
Head: EP I Palpatine
Lightsaber: ROTS #28 Anakin Skywalker
The rest: EP I soft goods Obi-Wan Kenobi
And this is one of my personal favorites: captain Gregor McRae. The name and the look comes from the Gregor in "Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines" computer game. I really like that guy's voice and look and I thought the he'd make a good custom.
But the neckpost...argh, I need to find a better neckpost, really.
Head: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Helmet: EP I Anakin Skywalker/Ric Olié
The rest: EP I Ric Olié
Fitch is just another Jedi in the Order. Finally I found a good use for the ROTS #27 Obi-Wan.
Recipe:
Head: EP I Ric Olié
The rest: ROTS #27 Obi-Wan Kenobi
And the Guardian is here. He's like a bodyguard for Jack. Too bad that the helmet is not fitting to Obi's head like it was fitting for Luke's head.
Recipe:
Head: EP I soft good Obi-Wan Kenobi
Blaster: Saga 2002 Luke Skywalker Bespin Duel
The rest: POFT2/SOTE Luke Skywalker in Imperial Guard Disguise
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Photonovels and Movies / CTU: The Lost Years
« on: May 21, 2006, 02:00 PM »
It's been some time since I last posted a CTU photonovel (on Rebelscum, that is), so here one!
Darth Vader: Come on. You'll meet up with Veridovich and his partner-in-crime.
AT-AT Driver: Yes, my lord.
Darth Vader: Commander Veridovich, it has been some time.
Commander Veridovich: Yes, my lord. You are correct.
Darth Vader: I want you to take this AT-AT Driver with you on your mission to kill Jack Phoenix and Joseph Auda.
Cmdr. Veridovich: B-but...!
Darth Vader: No "but"s, Commander! It's an direct order!
Darth Vader: I trust you will not fail me this time...commander.
Shadow Pilot: So, we have a new member in our team.
Cmdr. Veridovich: ...Well, let's get going.
Soon after on planet Geonosis:
Joseph Auda: Jack, we've got some troubles...coming right to here!
Jack Phoenix: Veridovich...
Cmdr. Veridovich: Jack, you dirty traitor of the Empire! Come out there or I will have to get my men to break these doors!
Joseph: Jack...
Jack: Listen, Joseph. They're clones, programmed to kill us. We beat them ten years ago on CTU HQ and they want revenge. So, get your gun ready or you'll be dead meat!
Everyone: Stop it right there!
SLAM!
Joseph: Hey, that was good!
Jack: Yeah, I know.
Cmdr. Veridovich: Oww....my head...
Darth Vader: You really can't trust a clone, or at least it seems so since you two are alive still!
Jack: Darth Vader. You filthy stinkin' little no-good Jedi mass murderer...It's your time to go!
BANG!
Darth Vader: You fool!
Cmdr. Veridovich: Stop it right there!
Shadow Pilot: Yeah, do what he said.
Darth Vader: Well well, commander...
And this is my dog, Roosa. She's a shiba inu. And while you're looking at her...
Darth Vader: Good job, commander.
Cmdr. Veridovich: Thank you, my lord.
Darth Vader: Kill them.
AT-AT Driver: Of course, my lord.
Cmdr. Veridovich: What?!
Shadow Pilot: Oh no!
Darth Vader: Good job. Let's go away from this sandy dump.
AT-AT Driver: Okay then.
Joseph: Phew...I thought he would never leave.
Joseph: Poor old Jack...I better get going now...
Meanwhile on Coruscant:
Felon Yorker: Ah, yes, this will be a perfect place for the Bureau.
Felon: A little messy, but I can always put some stormies to clean those.
Dealer: ...and here's a lovely red fireplace.
Mysterious Man: Looks good.
Dealer: Can you see all the little detailing?
Mysterious Man: Yes, looks very fine.
Dealer: And here's my favorite part of this house: the bar!
Mysterious Man: A bar in my home? Awesome!
Dealer: And then there's some of the old war propaganda posters hanging on the walls.
Dealer: So, what do you say, partner? Have we got a deal here?
Mysterious Man: Yes, we have got a deal. You can have the speeder and the money inside it.
Joseph: Firstly, I'lll rip these awful posters off!
Joseph: "Remember the Separatists are listening!" and bah! It should be more like "Remember Emperor Palpatine is listening!"
Joseph: And now I'm testing is this fireplace actually so goos as the seller claimed...
Joseph: Cheers!
Several years later:
Darth Vader: Joseph Auda, we meet at last.
Joseph: Vader...
Joseph: I'm not going down!
Darth Vader: We'll see about that, old man!
SLASH!
Joseph: And I'm not even sorry for this!
Darth Vader: Yeooowww...
Joseph: It's your time to die, Vader. For the Republic!
Darth Vader: Noooooo...
Joseph: Burn in the fires of hell, you monster!
Darth Vader: I...I'm on fire....
Darth Vader: REVENGE!
Joseph: No! It's impossible!
Darth Vader: I told the Emperor that I would kill you...and I can't betray my master!
Joseph: You monster...
Darth Vader: Rest in pieces, Auda!
Comments and feedback are always more than welcome!
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Customs Community and Group Projects / Re: Official Custom Parts Needs List
« on: May 20, 2006, 09:54 AM »
I'm currently looking for:
VOTC Luke Skywalker without accessories&head, as long as the body is fine.
Emperor Palpatine's Throne from POTF 2 Final Jedi Duel cinema scene **HIGHEST PRIORITY**
Here's my customs fodder haves:
Guns&other stuff (HUGE picture)
Guns&other stuff (small picture)
Heads, hands, etc. (HUGE picture)
Heads, hands etc. (small picture)
Here's my loose action figure haves:
POTJ:
Darth Maul (Final Duel)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Jedi)
Saga: (2002)
Anakin Skywalker (Peasant Disguise)
Padme Amidala (Arena Escape) [NFT]
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Coruscant Chase)
Geonosian Warrior
Dexter Jettster
Massiff with Geonosian Warrior
Chewbacca (Cloud City) [NFT]
Lott Dod (Neimoidian Senator) [NFT]
Tusken Raider with Massiff
ROTS
Sneak Preview Grievous
Obi-Wan Kenobi (#1)
Anakin Skywalker (#2)
Yoda (#3) [NFT]
Super Battle Droid (#4)
Grievous' Bodyguard (#8)
Darth Vader (#11)
Plo Koon (saber broken...#16)
Palpatine (#35)
The Saga Collection:
Boba Fett (#006)
AT-AT Driver (#009)
[NFT]=Not For Trade (or sale)
VOTC Luke Skywalker without accessories&head, as long as the body is fine.
Emperor Palpatine's Throne from POTF 2 Final Jedi Duel cinema scene **HIGHEST PRIORITY**
Here's my customs fodder haves:
Guns&other stuff (HUGE picture)
Guns&other stuff (small picture)
Heads, hands, etc. (HUGE picture)
Heads, hands etc. (small picture)
Here's my loose action figure haves:
POTJ:
Darth Maul (Final Duel)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Jedi)
Saga: (2002)
Anakin Skywalker (Peasant Disguise)
Padme Amidala (Arena Escape) [NFT]
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Coruscant Chase)
Geonosian Warrior
Dexter Jettster
Massiff with Geonosian Warrior
Chewbacca (Cloud City) [NFT]
Lott Dod (Neimoidian Senator) [NFT]
Tusken Raider with Massiff
ROTS
Sneak Preview Grievous
Obi-Wan Kenobi (#1)
Anakin Skywalker (#2)
Yoda (#3) [NFT]
Super Battle Droid (#4)
Grievous' Bodyguard (#8)
Darth Vader (#11)
Plo Koon (saber broken...#16)
Palpatine (#35)
The Saga Collection:
Boba Fett (#006)
AT-AT Driver (#009)
[NFT]=Not For Trade (or sale)
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Star Wars Action Figures / Re: Phoenix's customs
« on: May 15, 2006, 08:28 AM »
Outrider&Master_Phruby: Well, maybe some paint schemes (sp?) (*cough*Henry*cough*) are a little bit weird and not fitting to the SW world.
Gregorbian: Yes, Order of the Phoenix is a reference to Harry Potter.
CHEWIE: Yep, these character will appear in "Henry Phoenix" stories and those stories are like "life after CTU" etc. because Palpatine destroyed the original CTU. But before I'm starting Henry Phoenix stories, I need to post fourth CTU novel to here and to Scum too.
And a bit comment about some customs:
Rash Skyhek's head has been repainted. He no longer has those "blood stains" as in the pictures and his hair...well, when you see him, you're gonna ask:"Did he paint his hair or WTH?"
Red's head is Cantina Han with hair repainted red. And that it.
Gregorbian: Yes, Order of the Phoenix is a reference to Harry Potter.
CHEWIE: Yep, these character will appear in "Henry Phoenix" stories and those stories are like "life after CTU" etc. because Palpatine destroyed the original CTU. But before I'm starting Henry Phoenix stories, I need to post fourth CTU novel to here and to Scum too.
And a bit comment about some customs:
Rash Skyhek's head has been repainted. He no longer has those "blood stains" as in the pictures and his hair...well, when you see him, you're gonna ask:"Did he paint his hair or WTH?"
Red's head is Cantina Han with hair repainted red. And that it.
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Star Wars Action Figures / Phoenix's customs - UPDATED 6/12/06!
« on: May 14, 2006, 11:18 AM »
And to celebrate the start of my custom topic, I present you the members of the Order!
No, not the Jedi Order, but the Order of the Phoenix, which will appear eventually in the Henry Phoenix saga.
(almost) All members:
President of the Order:
The President is a simple non-permanent custom.
Recipe:
Head: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Right Hand: ROTS #02/TSC Anakin Skywalker
Body&left hand: ROTS #35 Palpatine
Curtis Manning is nothing special.
Recipe:
Head: ROTS Mace Windu
Tie: hand-made
Rest: Saga 2004 Admiral Ozzel
Jack Phoenix, the Order's Grand Master has gotten a bit older, but he's still powerful. The figure is WIP because I need to drill the head so that it can be used in a ball-joint head.
Recipe:
Head: ROTS #28 Anakin Skywalker (normal version)
Body: ROTS Mace Windu
Right Hand: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Left Hand: ROTS #28 Anakin Skywalker
Cape: TSC/500th Vader
Lightsaber hilt: Saga 2002 Deluxe Mace Windu
Lightsaber tip: Saga 2002 Bespin Duel Darth Vader
Rash Skyhek is just a random background character. Made from my old "Blue" custom figure&some leftover parts.
Recipe:
Body: POTF 2 Buff Han Solo
Left Hand: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Right Hand: some random hand from my fodder box
Head: Saga 2002 Bespin Duel Luke Skywalker
Blaster: Saga 2004 Admiral Ozzel
Red. You've seen his head before on Rebelscum. I changed totally Red's story and made him a member of the Order so I needed to change his outfit, too. He's a WIP too like Jack: I need to drill his head.
Recipe:
Body: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Arms&right hand: 500th/TSC Hoth wave Vader
Left Hand: Saga 2002 Bespin Duel Darth Vader
Lightsaber: Saga 2002 Pilot Obi-Wan
No, not the Jedi Order, but the Order of the Phoenix, which will appear eventually in the Henry Phoenix saga.
(almost) All members:
President of the Order:
The President is a simple non-permanent custom.
Recipe:
Head: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Right Hand: ROTS #02/TSC Anakin Skywalker
Body&left hand: ROTS #35 Palpatine
Curtis Manning is nothing special.
Recipe:
Head: ROTS Mace Windu
Tie: hand-made
Rest: Saga 2004 Admiral Ozzel
Jack Phoenix, the Order's Grand Master has gotten a bit older, but he's still powerful. The figure is WIP because I need to drill the head so that it can be used in a ball-joint head.
Recipe:
Head: ROTS #28 Anakin Skywalker (normal version)
Body: ROTS Mace Windu
Right Hand: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Left Hand: ROTS #28 Anakin Skywalker
Cape: TSC/500th Vader
Lightsaber hilt: Saga 2002 Deluxe Mace Windu
Lightsaber tip: Saga 2002 Bespin Duel Darth Vader
Rash Skyhek is just a random background character. Made from my old "Blue" custom figure&some leftover parts.
Recipe:
Body: POTF 2 Buff Han Solo
Left Hand: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Right Hand: some random hand from my fodder box
Head: Saga 2002 Bespin Duel Luke Skywalker
Blaster: Saga 2004 Admiral Ozzel
Red. You've seen his head before on Rebelscum. I changed totally Red's story and made him a member of the Order so I needed to change his outfit, too. He's a WIP too like Jack: I need to drill his head.
Recipe:
Body: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Arms&right hand: 500th/TSC Hoth wave Vader
Left Hand: Saga 2002 Bespin Duel Darth Vader
Lightsaber: Saga 2002 Pilot Obi-Wan
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Star Wars Action Figures / Re: CHEWIE's CUSTOMS - updated Sunday 4.30.06
« on: May 1, 2006, 03:19 AM »
I'm back to comment a few masterpieces from CHEWIE. Let's start, then!
AC-AC: Wow! Vechile customs are often impressive, but this...most impressive. I think that there's something non-SW-ish at the front panel, but that's nothing.
Rykrof Enloe: Waaah! You killed Cody! Well, just kidding. Rykrof looks good in any clone armor, I tell you.
Jedi Master Dooku: My favorite of these new customs. Dooku looks really great and I think that he's perfect. Nothing more I can say. ^^
Imperial Fire Trooper: I certainly would not want to meet this guy on a dark alley...he looks mean. But as some people have said, he could use a CHEWIE drybrush.
Philes Gannor: Simple but effective custom. That's a good combination of parts.
General Snodd: Nice to see him getting an armor. If good ol' Hasblow would ever make figures like this (and ship them to Europe!), I would buy them.
Those Djas arms match very well with the original Neimoidian Commander.
Now, all we want is RE #1's Special Special Edition relased...
AC-AC: Wow! Vechile customs are often impressive, but this...most impressive. I think that there's something non-SW-ish at the front panel, but that's nothing.
Rykrof Enloe: Waaah! You killed Cody! Well, just kidding. Rykrof looks good in any clone armor, I tell you.
Jedi Master Dooku: My favorite of these new customs. Dooku looks really great and I think that he's perfect. Nothing more I can say. ^^
Imperial Fire Trooper: I certainly would not want to meet this guy on a dark alley...he looks mean. But as some people have said, he could use a CHEWIE drybrush.
Philes Gannor: Simple but effective custom. That's a good combination of parts.
General Snodd: Nice to see him getting an armor. If good ol' Hasblow would ever make figures like this (and ship them to Europe!), I would buy them.
Those Djas arms match very well with the original Neimoidian Commander.
Now, all we want is RE #1's Special Special Edition relased...
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Customs Community and Group Projects / Re: Official Custom Parts Needs List
« on: April 28, 2006, 09:57 AM »
I'm currently looking for VOTC Luke Skywalker without accessories&head, as long as the body is fine.
Here's my customs fodder haves:
Guns&other stuff (HUGE picture)
Guns&other stuff (small picture)
Heads, hands, etc. (HUGE picture)
Heads, hands etc. (small picture)
Here's my loose action figure haves:
POTJ:
Darth Maul (Final Duel)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Jedi)
Saga: (2002)
Anakin Skywalker (Peasant Disguise)
Padme Amidala (Arena Escape) [NFT]
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Coruscant Chase)
Geonosian Warrior
Dexter Jettster
Massiff with Geonosian Warrior
Chewbacca (Cloud City) [NFT]
Lott Dod (Neimoidian Senator) [NFT]
Tusken Raider with Massiff
ROTS
Sneak Preview Grievous
Obi-Wan Kenobi (#1)
Anakin Skywalker (#2)
Yoda (#3) [NFT]
Super Battle Droid (#4)
Grievous' Bodyguard (#8)
Darth Vader (#11)
Plo Koon (saber broken...#16)
Palpatine (#35)
The Saga Collection:
Boba Fett (#006)
AT-AT Driver (#009)
[NFT]=Not For Trade (or sale)
Here's my customs fodder haves:
Guns&other stuff (HUGE picture)
Guns&other stuff (small picture)
Heads, hands, etc. (HUGE picture)
Heads, hands etc. (small picture)
Here's my loose action figure haves:
POTJ:
Darth Maul (Final Duel)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Jedi)
Saga: (2002)
Anakin Skywalker (Peasant Disguise)
Padme Amidala (Arena Escape) [NFT]
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Coruscant Chase)
Geonosian Warrior
Dexter Jettster
Massiff with Geonosian Warrior
Chewbacca (Cloud City) [NFT]
Lott Dod (Neimoidian Senator) [NFT]
Tusken Raider with Massiff
ROTS
Sneak Preview Grievous
Obi-Wan Kenobi (#1)
Anakin Skywalker (#2)
Yoda (#3) [NFT]
Super Battle Droid (#4)
Grievous' Bodyguard (#8)
Darth Vader (#11)
Plo Koon (saber broken...#16)
Palpatine (#35)
The Saga Collection:
Boba Fett (#006)
AT-AT Driver (#009)
[NFT]=Not For Trade (or sale)
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Star Wars Action Figures / Re: CHEWIE's CUSTOMS - updated Wednesday 4.19.06
« on: April 20, 2006, 01:52 PM »
CHEWIE, your Qui-Gon Jinn is awesome! It's one of those figures that I would buy without hesitation if Hasbro would made it! Way to go, CHEWIE! 
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Photonovels and Movies / Friday Night Out - The (really) EU version!
« on: April 20, 2006, 01:48 PM »
Firstly, let me say that I can completely understand if you want to throw those rotten tomatoes at me after reading this novel...please go ahead and throw them. :P
Friday Night Out - The (really) EU version!
Dexter: Uhh...guys...could you move a bit?
Jack Phoenix: And why on the earth would we do that?
Dexter: We're gonna have a guest...
Jack: A...dancing girl?
Aayla Secura: Not just A dancing girl, but THE dancing girl!
Lando Calrissian: Woohoo!
Blue: You go, girl!
Jack: Not a bad show at all.
Felon Yorker: See you later, guys. I'm outta here.
Jack: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Admiral Curtis Manning: Where's Dexter?
Bartender: He had something to do and he needed to leave. I'm the new bartender.
And soon...
Jack: AARRGGHH! What a pain! OWW!
Henry Phoenix: Oooofff....I feel ill...
Curtis: Guys? Guys? Oww....my stomach...
Bartender: Ho ho ho...you fools...
Han Solo: There's always a backstabber or two in this cantina...boring.
Blue: Oww...where are we?
Henry: This seems like...like...like...a Nazi fortress!
Jack: Well duh, this is one of those fortresses!
Jack: Bartender? I should have know this.
????: Bartender?! How dare you?! I'm not any bartender, it was just a disguise! Actually I'm...
Commando 1: Stop, Hitler!
????: What?! No way!
Commando Pilot: Are you all right, sirs?
Blue: Godd**n you, Phoenix! This ain't one of the Commados games!
Jack: What?
Blue: I didn't mean you...I meant the writer of these stories...this isn't Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines!
Also, this appears to be my very first photonovel with Photoshop effects (Blue's skintone, contrast of pictures). ;D
Friday Night Out - The (really) EU version!
Dexter: Uhh...guys...could you move a bit?
Jack Phoenix: And why on the earth would we do that?
Dexter: We're gonna have a guest...
Jack: A...dancing girl?
Aayla Secura: Not just A dancing girl, but THE dancing girl!
Lando Calrissian: Woohoo!
Blue: You go, girl!
Jack: Not a bad show at all.
Felon Yorker: See you later, guys. I'm outta here.
Jack: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Admiral Curtis Manning: Where's Dexter?
Bartender: He had something to do and he needed to leave. I'm the new bartender.
And soon...
Jack: AARRGGHH! What a pain! OWW!
Henry Phoenix: Oooofff....I feel ill...
Curtis: Guys? Guys? Oww....my stomach...
Bartender: Ho ho ho...you fools...
Han Solo: There's always a backstabber or two in this cantina...boring.
Blue: Oww...where are we?
Henry: This seems like...like...like...a Nazi fortress!
Jack: Well duh, this is one of those fortresses!
Jack: Bartender? I should have know this.
????: Bartender?! How dare you?! I'm not any bartender, it was just a disguise! Actually I'm...
Commando 1: Stop, Hitler!
????: What?! No way!
Commando Pilot: Are you all right, sirs?
Blue: Godd**n you, Phoenix! This ain't one of the Commados games!
Jack: What?
Blue: I didn't mean you...I meant the writer of these stories...this isn't Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines!
Also, this appears to be my very first photonovel with Photoshop effects (Blue's skintone, contrast of pictures). ;D
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Star Wars Action Figures / Re: CHEWIE's CUSTOMS - Updated Thursday 04.13.06
« on: April 13, 2006, 01:59 PM »
Red Palpatine - now I wish I still had my #12 Palpy. CHEWIE, you should be working for Hasbro so that we could get some awesome action figures without action features. I bet that most of kids/collectors/scalpers/whatever would love to see a good Palpatine figure - and yours is one awesome masterpiece! Keep up the good work!
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Photonovels and Movies / Re: Friday Night Out - The OT version!
« on: April 13, 2006, 01:57 PM »
CHEWIE: Thanks for the comments.
Nice to hear a good comment from the Grand Master of Photonovels, a.k.a CHEWIE. I really don't think that this was so funny, but it had a bit of humor in it, too.
No, I don't have a new camera. The original Friday Night Out, like the CTU seasons, were shoot with my current camera, Olympus MJU-mini 5.0 megapixel. I got it early in February, if memory serves me correct. Well, some photos are better than other and I personally tought that these are pretty good photos. At least thery're better than the disaster known as the Galactic Mafia...
Nice to hear a good comment from the Grand Master of Photonovels, a.k.a CHEWIE. I really don't think that this was so funny, but it had a bit of humor in it, too.
No, I don't have a new camera. The original Friday Night Out, like the CTU seasons, were shoot with my current camera, Olympus MJU-mini 5.0 megapixel. I got it early in February, if memory serves me correct. Well, some photos are better than other and I personally tought that these are pretty good photos. At least thery're better than the disaster known as the Galactic Mafia...
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Photonovels and Movies / Friday Night Out - The OT version!
« on: April 13, 2006, 09:53 AM »
Hello there. Don't be afraid...
Yeah, so, um...hi. I'm Phoenix, a (bad) photonovelist from Rebelscum. I'm fairly new to these forums but I've been lurking some time.
And here's a funny photonovel for you by me:
Friday Night Out - The Original Trilogy Version!
Chalmun's Cantina certainly isn't the only cantina where Han Solo hangs out...but what happens when he, Lando and Chewie enter to a karaoke bar?
Lando Calrissian: Volga, volgaa....ehh...ummm....voihan perkele, en nyt muista sanojaaaaaa....
Boba Fett: Please! That's just plain awful!
KICK!
Lando: Oww...
Boba: And now, I'm going to sing a good song!
Han Solo: Are you all right, Lando?
Lando: I will be after this drink.
Boba Fett: ...mietin kuinka paljon menetin...oh yeah!
Han: Get lost, Fett. You can't sing, either. But now, you're going to see and hear something so awesome...
Darth Vader: Han Solo singing? Doesn't sound like a good idea...
Han Solo: ...shellillä öisen Parkanon....
Vader: Your voice is more horrible than The Emperor's, Solo!
Han: Gag...argh...choke...urr...
Chewbacca: Ruurruuu!
Lando: Easy, Chewie, easy!
Han: Cough...cough...
Vader: No need to cover your ears, people! Because I have a voice like no other!
Chewbacca: Grraah!
Vader: Shut up, wookie. And now! Ei tippa tapa, ei ämpäriin huku...
Chewbacca: Raaawwh! Ruururruu!
Vader: Hey! Let me go!
Lando: You're right, Chewie. It was awful.
And just as a side note, the songs sanged by the characters are some Finnish songs.
"Ei tippa tapa" (A drop doesn't kill) is probably the most famous of these songs. (The voice sample is a "bad karaoke" version of the song...)
"Volga" is also a good song, but the version that Lando sings is a "bad karaoke" version of the real song.
"Parkanon Shellillä" (In the Shell of Parkano, [lyrics: ...shellillä öisen Parkanon...] is a new song by Finnish artist Simo Silmu (and I like this guy's voice!). The "Shell" is a gas station and Parkano is a city/town in Finland. And this song is sang by the original artist, no need to be afraid of hearing more "bad karaoke" versions of songs.
You really did not understand what I just explained to you? Good.
By the way, click on the song's name if you want to hear a small sample of the song. When a new window opens up, there's a play button. Just click it.
(Yes, this photonovel was made for fun and for your education; now you know a bit more about Finnish songs! Lol.)
EDIT: I totally forgot Boba's song - Punaiset on silmät (The eyes are red) - from the list. It's also a "bad karaoke" version of a song called "Sininen ja valkoinen" (Blue and white), but it's kinda funny. Oh well, you really do not understand what's the point of listing these songs and telling you about Finland, do you?
Yeah, so, um...hi. I'm Phoenix, a (bad) photonovelist from Rebelscum. I'm fairly new to these forums but I've been lurking some time.
And here's a funny photonovel for you by me:
Friday Night Out - The Original Trilogy Version!
Chalmun's Cantina certainly isn't the only cantina where Han Solo hangs out...but what happens when he, Lando and Chewie enter to a karaoke bar?
Lando Calrissian: Volga, volgaa....ehh...ummm....voihan perkele, en nyt muista sanojaaaaaa....
Boba Fett: Please! That's just plain awful!
KICK!
Lando: Oww...
Boba: And now, I'm going to sing a good song!
Han Solo: Are you all right, Lando?
Lando: I will be after this drink.
Boba Fett: ...mietin kuinka paljon menetin...oh yeah!
Han: Get lost, Fett. You can't sing, either. But now, you're going to see and hear something so awesome...
Darth Vader: Han Solo singing? Doesn't sound like a good idea...
Han Solo: ...shellillä öisen Parkanon....
Vader: Your voice is more horrible than The Emperor's, Solo!
Han: Gag...argh...choke...urr...
Chewbacca: Ruurruuu!
Lando: Easy, Chewie, easy!
Han: Cough...cough...
Vader: No need to cover your ears, people! Because I have a voice like no other!
Chewbacca: Grraah!
Vader: Shut up, wookie. And now! Ei tippa tapa, ei ämpäriin huku...
Chewbacca: Raaawwh! Ruururruu!
Vader: Hey! Let me go!
Lando: You're right, Chewie. It was awful.
And just as a side note, the songs sanged by the characters are some Finnish songs.
"Ei tippa tapa" (A drop doesn't kill) is probably the most famous of these songs. (The voice sample is a "bad karaoke" version of the song...)
"Volga" is also a good song, but the version that Lando sings is a "bad karaoke" version of the real song.
"Parkanon Shellillä" (In the Shell of Parkano, [lyrics: ...shellillä öisen Parkanon...] is a new song by Finnish artist Simo Silmu (and I like this guy's voice!). The "Shell" is a gas station and Parkano is a city/town in Finland. And this song is sang by the original artist, no need to be afraid of hearing more "bad karaoke" versions of songs.
You really did not understand what I just explained to you? Good.
By the way, click on the song's name if you want to hear a small sample of the song. When a new window opens up, there's a play button. Just click it.
(Yes, this photonovel was made for fun and for your education; now you know a bit more about Finnish songs! Lol.)
EDIT: I totally forgot Boba's song - Punaiset on silmät (The eyes are red) - from the list. It's also a "bad karaoke" version of a song called "Sininen ja valkoinen" (Blue and white), but it's kinda funny. Oh well, you really do not understand what's the point of listing these songs and telling you about Finland, do you?