No cute girls?  bull****! 



That is, if you dig chicks with no neck.

Does anyone want to fill me in on what Lady Jaye is talking about?  RS mods narking out JD staff for something?  When the hell did this happen?

Quote from: Dressel Rebel on March 13, 2007, 06:00 PM

Last week was pretty much an outrage as we saw Jared Cotter, Sundance Head and Sabrina sent home so that the likes of Sanjaya could make the Final 12.  Not that there isn't some kind of uproar every year.  But, out of the final 12, I've gotta say that I really only look forward to Chris Richardson, Chris Sligh, Gina Glocksen, and Brandon Rogers. Blake Lewis a little.

I'll predict at this time that Chris Richardson will win.  The only one that I got right in the past 3 seasons was Carrie Underwood who I called would win in season 4 at the time of the Final 12.  Last year I thought it would be Chris Daughtry.

Here's who's left that I am at all interested in watching perform:

Gina Glocksen


Blake Lewis


Brandon Rogers


Chris Richardson


Chris Sligh


I am really gonna miss Jared Cotter and Sundance. Alaina Alexander too.

Jared Cotter


Sundance


Alaina Alexander


I can't believe Sanjaya made it over them.  The Indian Conspiracy Theory is running rampant.  There are about 360 million Americans and about 1.1 billion Indians.  If in fact they're voting for him strictly on nationality, could it be Sanjaya is the next American Idol?  Yikes.

You know how I know you're gay?

He's gay because of me, thank you very much.

In the last 2 years I've barfed enough to last the rest of my lifetime.

Let me just say that PRIOR to this period, I had only thrown up once in my life, and that was junior year in college after me and some buddies had decided to take shots of Bacardi 151 all night long.  Bad news.

Then, in 2005 I moved to Tajikistan, and decided to go native with the food.  I caught three cases of food poisoning in 6 months, but most just lasted for one miserable day of nonstop barfing until literally everything was expelled from my stomach.

In January 2006, just after I had gotten used to Tajikistan, I moved to Afghanistan, and the same thing happened, albeit I only got sick once there.

As for the last time I threw up, that would have to be last August.  I was camping in Maine, and left a rotisserie chicken in my hot car all day long, then proceeded to eat it for dinner, not seeming to care why the meat tasted bitter and slimy.  What followed was a night of shivering, barfing, and twitching.

Basically I see all this as making up for a childhood of barf-free experiences and illnesses.  Go figure...

To keep on topic, I'll tell a related "It's a small world" story. When I was in Pavlovsk (a city not far from St. Petersburg) I was walking through the square when I saw a girl taking her photo by a monument there. She looked familiar and I couldn't place it at first. Then she saw me and had the look of familiarity, too. So we talked and figured out that she was one of the finalists from Magadan that I had sent to the US to study when I was working in Vladivostok. That was really shocking.

You don't happen to work for American Councils or IREX, do you?  I'm just curious.  Glad to meet someone else who understands the charm of Siberia.

And Dressel, that's the power of heroin.  Yes, those kids were stupid, but it wasn't just an isolated incident.  It happens all the time from what I understand. 

Quote from: blimpyboy on February 23, 2007, 09:01 PM

  Seeing her again brought back a few things.

Boxes of Puffs Plus back to Walmart where you bought them?  Or blood back to the pelvic region?

I'm usually not comfortable talking like this in a public forum, but because you and me always have to have 'who has the bigger weener' competitions, I'll go ahead and admit it: not only did we shag it up all night long, but she's safely the hottest girl you will ever see.  So hot, in fact, that I'm thinking of posting her picture in the "Top 5 Hotties" thread just for bragging rights.

Your move, Dres.

I don't speak Czech, but this description was at least enough like Russian that I could get the gist of it: they were walking through the countryside in the village of Demjansk, spotted something protruding high out of the ground, and found a tank in excellent working condition.  They either had it valued or bought if for $1 million.  It was exported to Russia and was sold three months later.

Wow - all that just to find out Charlie's going to die?  That episode tied Further Instructions for most pointless episode this season.