2 - people who drive tiny penis cars and pull all the way forward, making the space look empty from the lot entrance.
I believe it's what's referred to as a "Farking Space" = Fake Parking Space. I drive a Mini Cooper S so I create Farking Spaces all the time. And I don't feel bad at all about doing it.
Yesterday I was in a parking lot where two guys riding harleys had them parked. They were perfectly centered in the parking stalls. They had come out of the store to see that some ass had parked his/her SUV over the parking stall line and next to one of the bikes. The rider was extremely upset and began doing things to the SUV like playing with their rear view mirrors. I almost went over to help him out. I'd be pissed too if someone parked like that.
I also found out that my grandfather-in-law lays on his horn when he sees someone driving while talking on a mobile phone. Heh. Great minds think alike...