Quote from: Jackhole on December 17, 2005, 03:15 AM

Awwwwwwww

You guys just don't know how endearing it is to drop by good ole Jedi defender and see that you retards are still obsessing over me.  And Zod, that avatar, I know I'm an ugly fat guy but you don't have to flaunt my porkchop mug all over your boards.  Perhaps your lustful feelings for me go deeper than the other cutiepies here who just can't get over themselves.  And I guess the true maturity level of JD has finally boiled over the brim when a grown man needs to take the photo of the apple of his eye and alter it so all the other kids can get horny, too, while other members immortalize my dip**** comments in their sig files.

It's a good thing you all choose to make fun of me here, where you know I can't defend myself (even though I'm kinda trying to do that now  ).  Must be easy to make fun of people whom you THINK won't hear about it.  As far as you babies crying over being schooled over at RS for flaming me, perhaps it just never occured to you all that I may be right?  I am, in fact, the son of God.  Maybe DBB isn't my friend.  Maybe we've had as much sex as Britney and Kevin, and maybe Dustin doesn't like my chin hair on his ass cheeks as much as DBB.  Trust me I have no mods or admins in my pocket, they just happen to agree that there is no better lover than me!

Well you're all on my ignore list over at RS (per instruction of my "boyfriends" on the RS staff) so we won't be having any problems there.  You should do the same.  It would seem like the adult thing to do rather than dream about me and come cry to JD about it when a mod gets to touch me in places that you can't.  Just ignore me.  If you don't like me, fine.  I can handle it.  Honestly I don't like any of you either and could give a **** less if you fell out of my bed right now and died.  Why?  Because I don't want anymore STDs.  DBB gave me plenty already.  I don't care about any of you as much as DBB and Dustin.  I know you still have these hardcore obsessions with me, but the feeling's not mutual.  Get over me. This ship has sailed.

Anyways, I'm sure I'll be banned before I get any decent replies.  JD has this awesome tolerance policy of banning people that won't sleep with them based on me being a fat retard.  Maybe that's why JD has 1,000 people who do nothing but cry about me while I have real friends.  But, should the lovely staff of this facility care to settle the score and let me stay do defend myself, and maybe do a little striptease for ya, as opposed to booting me and letting the one-sided bitch-fest ensue, I would be happy to partake in any compromising acts that you'll let me!  If not, then I'll see you next time I get around to erasing my cookies.  And I will come back.  I have fans to please

Thanks for all the hard work and dedication at making me a legend ... Watch out, John Holmes!

Love always,
Matt

PS - Way to go Skyhoucker!  Oh and MAC - good seeing you again buddy!

EDIT:  Just changed the title...  I thought maybe something more fitting was in line for this post.

EDIT:  Changed it again...    Cuz I can pud****.

Matt PM'd me and asked me to repost this for him... He edited it with his true feelings.

Awwwwwwww

You guys just don't know how endearing it is to drop by good ole Jedi defender and see that you retards are still obsessing over me.  And Zod, that avatar, I know I'm an ugly fat guy but you don't have to flaunt my porkchop mug all over your boards.  Perhaps your lustful feelings for me go deeper than the other cutiepies here who just can't get over themselves.  And I guess the true maturity level of JD has finally boiled over the brim when a grown man needs to take the photo of the apple of his eye and alter it so all the other kids can get horny, too, while other members immortalize my dip**** comments in their sig files.

It's a good thing you all choose to make fun of me here, where you know I can't defend myself (even though I'm kinda trying to do that now  ).  Must be easy to make fun of people whom you THINK won't hear about it.  As far as you babies crying over being schooled over at RS for flaming me, perhaps it just never occured to you all that I may be right?  I am, in fact, the son of God.  Maybe DBB isn't my friend.  Maybe we've had as much sex as Britney and Kevin, and maybe Dustin doesn't like my chin hair on his ass cheeks as much as DBB.  Trust me I have no mods or admins in my pocket, they just happen to agree that there is no better lover than me!

Well you're all on my ignore list over at RS (per instruction of my "boyfriends" on the RS staff) so we won't be having any problems there.  You should do the same.  It would seem like the adult thing to do rather than dream about me and come cry to JD about it when a mod gets to touch me in places that you can't.  Just ignore me.  If you don't like me, fine.  I can handle it.  Honestly I don't like any of you either and could give a **** less if you fell out of my bed right now and died.  Why?  Because I don't want anymore STDs.  DBB gave me plenty already.  I don't care about any of you as much as DBB and Dustin.  I know you still have these hardcore obsessions with me, but the feeling's not mutual.  Get over me. This ship has sailed.

Anyways, I'm sure I'll be banned before I get any decent replies.  JD has this awesome tolerance policy of banning people that won't sleep with them based on me being a fat retard.  Maybe that's why JD has 1,000 people who do nothing but cry about me while I have real friends.  But, should the lovely staff of this facility care to settle the score and let me stay do defend myself, and maybe do a little striptease for ya, as opposed to booting me and letting the one-sided bitch-fest ensue, I would be happy to partake in any compromising acts that you'll let me!  If not, then I'll see you next time I get around to erasing my cookies.  And I will come back.  I have fans to please

Thanks for all the hard work and dedication at making me a legend ... Watch out, John Holmes!

Love always,
Matt

PS - Way to go Skyhoucker!  Oh and MAC - good seeing you again buddy!

EDIT:  Just changed the title...  I thought maybe something more fitting was in line for this post.

EDIT:  Changed it again...    Cuz I can pud****.