God, I hate plastic... there is nothing remotely attractive about it.
Agreed.
Double agreed.
Triple agreed!
Hate the big fake knockers. Knock it off, Jess!
![Angry >:(](https://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/Smileys/classic/angry.gif)
But here's a little old-school Swimsuit Edition stuff, courtesy of
SI.com, including the alltime love of my life - Ms. Brinkley...
![](http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_03.jpg)