Last Time You Threw Up

[Playgirl]

i only did it because i ate some poison and was going to freak out.

[Mister Skeezler]

My company publishes Playgirl, so every time I see "Playgirl" I feel like I'm reading a production report.

The last time I puked was probably 6 months ago, and it was 100% food poisoning. Nasty, nasty stuff...

I'm an iron stomach, so its pretty rare that I throw up from drinking too much, but a NYC cab will definitely do anyone in. Its all stop and start all the way home...not good.

Hey Mikey D, you're not the only one who's puked on I-95, bro!  

[Mikey D]

i only did it because i ate some poison and was going to freak out.

I have to ask, how does one eat poison?  You must have known it was poison (or did you?)

Hey Mikey D, you're not the only one who's puked on I-95, bro!  

And we're probably not the only ones, either.  And I've seen a lot worse than puking while driving along a major highway - people taking a dump in the break down lane was probably the worst.

[Mister Skeezler]

Hey Mikey D, you're not the only one who's puked on I-95, bro!  

And we're probably not the only ones, either.  And I've seen a lot worse than puking while driving along a major highway - people taking a dump in the break down lane was probably the worst.

Oh man! Did you give 'em the high beams?

Mine was a few miles before the I-95 / rt 128 split.

[Mister Skeezler]

i only did it because i ate some poison and was going to freak out.

Is that what the kids are calling mushrooms these days?

[Dengar]

I threw up today.

[JediMAC]

Does a really nast vurp count?  If so, then I should be on this list far more often...  

[Ook]

Last real gut-wrenching upchuck I had was over a year ago, when I had a particularly evil flu. I was on the crapper suffering through explosive diarrhea when, I kid you not, I erupted in vomitousness.

WTF are you gonna do when you're actively crapping and can't help but puke?

There's no escape. Since I couldn't quite reach the trash can, I had to retch all over the floor, my feet and my clothes while still exploding assward. Yay, flu!

[Mikey D]

Oh man! Did you give 'em the high beams?

Mine was a few miles before the I-95 / rt 128 split.

They probably wouldn't have noticed.  It was in broad daylight.  I mean, good god man, if have to take a sh!t on the highway, the least you can do is go to the woods and not do your business in the break down lane.  

I think I puked somewhere near Waltham.

[DSJ™]

Last night at work. I have a really bad cold & after sneezing & coughing my lungs out, I just had to...

[Xander]

Probably about 5 months ago.

The only time I throw up is when I have draft beer.  That stuff is poison to me.  I can drink beer from a bottle or can, and next day I'm good as new.  If I have like 3 draft beers, I wake up fine, then get a headache, then yak by midday!  I have this theory that I'm sensitive to special keg bugs, because you know they don't clean those things out before refilling them.

[Paul]

I would say Last Summer.  I had gone in for a steroid injection in my back and when I came off of the Anestesia, I got more sick than I did at my batchelor party.

I almost puked over the holidays when my cousin brought her new boyfriend for Thanksgiving...he apparently is from some place where people don't dip/chew (Up North somewhere).  He grabbed a coke bottle (the little 20 oz) that he thought was his, but happened to be my uncles spit cup. And proceeded to take a sip.  And we all know what seeing somebody else chuck does to you, but I was laughing so hard it  I didn't have a chance.  Thank goodness we were on the back porch and had not eaten yet.

[Mainland05]

Last night at work. I have a really bad cold & after sneezing & coughing my lungs out, I just had to...

Gotta, love that icon, bro!!!

That is great, you just gave me a nice ass laugh right now!! LMAO!

[Playgirl]

i was just kidding i didnt eat poison. (it wasnt obvious? ) i was just pissed off and threw up.

[JediMAC]

...I was on the crapper suffering through explosive diarrhea when, I kid you not, I erupted in vomitousness.

WTF are you gonna do when you're actively crapping and can't help but puke?

There's no escape. Since I couldn't quite reach the trash can, I had to retch all over the floor, my feet and my clothes while still exploding assward.

I can feel your pain Derek, as I had a similar experience about 15 years ago in the U.C. Santa Barbara dorms my freshman year in college.  Only I brought my disgusting experience on myself, after a rather LONG night out on the town.  But you're right, what the hell do you do when you're blowing chunks in two opposite directions?!  You did the same thing as I did - you've gotta stay seated on the can, so the yakking portion of it's just gotta hit the stall wall and floor (in my case).  Not one of my most favorite life experiences...  But certainly one of my most memorable.