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Title: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on February 1, 2004, 02:08 PM
I've decided to start a new game where I attempt to post an actual picture of my favorite guy from Oklahoma, Matty B. I'm enlisting Google to help my search of putting a face to a name, and figure if I search "Matt/Oklahoma" enough, I'll get lucky and find my man crush.


My first submission...

(http://www.riversidetheatreworks.org/matt%20bo%20jangles.jpg)


Is that you Mr. Bojangles?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: JediMAC on February 1, 2004, 02:47 PM
Boy, I don't know if this thread has to go any further, 'cause I think you just might have nailed it on your first guess there J!  That's real close to the visual image of Virex that I've always had pictured in my head anyway...

Gotta go watch the end of the Lakers game, but I'll see if I can chime in later today with another guess or two!  Stay tuned for continuing coverage of the second greatest mystery of all-time, as it unfolds right here at JD!  Hopefully we'll have similar success this time around...   8)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Morgbug on February 1, 2004, 10:45 PM
This just isn't going to be pretty :-X
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on February 2, 2004, 10:07 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on February 2, 2004, 08:42 PM
>:(

 :-\

Seeing as how Po Boy Virex has avoided this thread, I'm thinking I may have hit the nail on the head! This is the second biggest discovery since Greggie was exposed like Janet at the Superbowl.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on February 2, 2004, 11:18 PM
:-\

Seeing as how Po Boy Virex has avoided this thread. . .

I guess I've just been axeing myself. . .

(http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/SingerPicUnid/48256C71003578A2482568A2000C3E89/$file/PET+SHOP+BOYS.gif)

What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?

 :-\ :-\
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on February 3, 2004, 12:30 AM
(http://www.musicstars.com.ar/p/pet_shop_boys/pet_shop_boys1.jpg)

jjks and Virex at the photobooth in a random Mid America strip mall
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on February 3, 2004, 12:43 AM
jjks and Virex at the photobooth in a random Mid America strip mall


Just remember:

You're the b!tch.  Always.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on February 3, 2004, 01:04 AM



Quote
Just remember:

You're the b!tch.  Always.


(http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/112a.gif)
 
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on February 3, 2004, 01:11 AM
Billy Corgan has informed me that the picture I posted originally is in fact NOT our friend Virex, so I'm back to the Google search in my quest to reveal his true identity.

Next up in my Matt/Oklahoma search, a most impressive display of, well, umm, I'll let the picture speak for itself...

(http://www.dedduck.com/oklahoma/Matt_Hougan_sliding_into_the_feeder.JPG)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on February 3, 2004, 10:51 AM
(http://hometown.aol.com/peteactionfigure/images/yogi-bear.jpg)
Title: I've got it! Virex = ...
Post by: JediMAC on February 3, 2004, 01:49 PM
Guys, I think I've figured it out...  After chasing a long trail of evidence across the world wide web (much like the Greg(g) case), I think I've finally put 2 and 2 together and discovered who Virex really is!  You may have seen this guy before, but just never realized it was your good pal Fatty Bitchall, but believe me, all evidence I've dug up definitely confirms it.  So without further ado, I give you the man himself...

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(http://www.jedidefender.com/news/images/1-04/Virex.jpg)

So there ya' finally have it everyone!  Sorry to have to out you like that Virex...   :-\  And if I had to make a guess as to who his Tinkerbell is, only one person comes to mind - Scott!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: SilverZ on February 3, 2004, 09:23 PM
Even the shoes are blue.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on February 4, 2004, 10:07 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Famine on February 4, 2004, 11:36 AM
>:(

Agreed. Whats everyone picking on Virex for?

I obviously missed the memorandum.

Kevin
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: JediMAC on February 4, 2004, 02:06 PM
Agreed. Whats everyone picking on Virex for?

I obviously missed the memorandum.

Kevin

Sorry Kev.  What's your e-mail addy?  I'll forward it right over to ya'!

I also fixed the link to Virex's picture above.  Sorry 'bout that!  And just so it's not stuck on page 1, here it is again:

(http://www.jedidefender.com/news/images/1-04/Virex.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: DSJ™ on February 4, 2004, 02:12 PM
Nice hat!  ;D
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mikey D on February 4, 2004, 02:52 PM

I also fixed the link to Virex's picture above.  Sorry 'bout that!  And just so it's not stuck on page 1, here it is again:

(http://www.jedidefender.com/news/images/1-04/Virex.jpg)

Oh sweet Christ, I hope not
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Famine on February 4, 2004, 04:33 PM

Sorry Kev.  What's your e-mail addy?  I'll forward it right over to ya'!

Ann_Downes@juno.com

Kevin
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on February 4, 2004, 07:48 PM
This thread needs some Scott feedback, I can't believe he hasn't chimed in yet  :'(


Famine, don't take this thread to seriously, I secretly have a man crush on Matt and he's been ignoring me lately so I had to resort to negative attention seeking.


Sorry
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on February 4, 2004, 10:12 PM
I secretly have a man crush on Matt and he's been ignoring me lately so I had to resort to negative attention seeking.

Talk to me softly
There's something in your eyes
Don't hang your head in sorrow
And please don't cry
I know how you feel inside I've
I've been here before
Somethin's changin' inside you
And don't you know

Don't you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight

Give me a whisper
And give me a sigh
Give me a kiss before you tell me goodbye
Don't you take it so hard now
And please don't take it so bad
I'll still be thinking of you
And the times we had… baby

Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight

And please remember that I never lied
And please remember
How I felt inside now honey
You gotta make it your own way
But you'll be alright now sugar
You'll feel better tomorrow
Come the morning light now baby

And don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry tonight
Baby maybe someday
Don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry
Toniyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyiiiiiiiigggghhhhtttttttt

(Nee nee ner ner ner nee nee ner-NEE, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, ner)


(http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/axl_rose.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Famine on February 4, 2004, 10:13 PM
Famine, don't take this thread to seriously, I secretly have a man crush on Matt and he's been ignoring me lately so I had to resort to negative attention seeking.


Yeah...you should uh, get that checked out...or somthing.

Somthing.


Kevin
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on February 4, 2004, 10:18 PM
(http://www.cwru.edu/orgs/zeta_psi/pics/emoore-cowboy.jpg)

I psoted a guess on Page 1, this one is better suited for oklahoma methinks
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on February 4, 2004, 10:24 PM
Actually, there are photos out there of me, in my Dallas Cowboys #43 Birchall jersey, giving Peter Mayhew a hand job at a Star Wars convention, but I have elected not to make those available to the public at this time.

Sorry.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on February 4, 2004, 10:38 PM
Is this you?

(http://www.angelfire.com/indie/jjks/laidback2.JPG)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on February 5, 2004, 12:42 AM
Yes, well, that ain't me--I don't just have a Darth Maul beach towel hanging over the window, I'm decked out with the entire Phantom Menace bedroom set, kit and caboodle.  So yeah.

Anyway, thought I'd do a Google Image Search for "OCB", and see what I found, and, imagine my shock (and delight) (and horror) when the first thing that pulled up was this:

(http://www.atomik.free.fr/eyeman/images/ocb.jpg)

Hello, new avatar.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Jesse James on February 5, 2004, 02:07 AM
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dork/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://home.hawaii.rr.com/clankya/haha/forum-dork.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dork/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.ciad.lu/arl/images/Festival_2003/frank/Sanem%20%20Dork.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dork/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://woozle.org/~kellie/albums/Junk/Dork.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dork/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.alpineslider.com/dork2.jpg)

He could be anyone...  He's like the wind.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: JediMAC on February 5, 2004, 06:03 AM
Is this you?

Hmmm...  Now that fella looks vaguely familiar...  Movie star perhaps?  Or maybe someone who's just too chicken to get mauled by the family dog...?  Yeah, I'd say that looks to be the more likely option.

And don't be dissin' the beach towel!  Those things prove to be quite useful out here in SoCal.  Maybe a lot of you haven't heard of them before though...  It's our equivalent of the snow blower.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Famine on February 5, 2004, 03:04 PM
It's our equivalent of the snow blower.

Die.

Kevin

Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on February 7, 2004, 01:25 AM
Is this you?

Looks like the kind of guy that would have a mancrush on Billy Corgan. Also looks like the type of guy that would go running from a rabid family dog!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Force Guy on February 9, 2004, 05:37 PM
He could be anyone...  He's like the wind.

You're right....he is like the wind.

(http://www.tvstars.com.ar/p/patrick_swayze/patrick_swayze1.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on February 13, 2004, 10:32 PM
I spoke with someone from Murfreesboro, Tennessee, today.

I almost asked him--"do you know jjks, by chance?", but then realized how silly and desperate that would have been.

The rats and children follow me out of town.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on February 14, 2004, 02:46 AM
A fellow member of the 'Boro had contact with you.


Words can't explain my level of jealousy at this point  >:(
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on February 16, 2004, 12:16 AM
jjks--

Meet Virex in person at the Bonnaroo Festival this June in Manchester, Tennessee--just a hop, skip, and a jump from The Boro.  

Here's the unofficial line-up so far:

The Dead
Dave Matthews and Friends
Bob Dylan
Trey Anastasio
Wilie Nelson
David Byrne
Primus
Wilco
Burning Spear
String Cheese Incident
Ani DiFranco
moe.
Gov't Mule
Los Lobos
Galactic
Yo La Tengo
Femi Kuti
Medeski Martin & Wood
Gomez
Yonder Mountain String Band
Damien Rice
The North Mississippi Allstars' Hill Country Revue
Beth Orton
My Morning Jacket
Gillian Welch
Del McCoury Band
Taj Mahal
Sam Bush Band
Vida Blue feat. the Spam Allstars
Los Lonely Boys
Grandaddy
Kings of Leon
Bill Laswell's Material
Soulive
Neko Case and her Boyfriends
Calexico
Leftover Salmon
Cut Chemist
Chris Robinson & New Earth Mud
Umphrey's McGee
Maroon 5
The Black Keys
The Tokyo Paradise Orchestra
The Bad Plus
Marc Broussard
Donovan

June 11-13
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on February 16, 2004, 09:47 PM
jjks--

Meet Virex in person at the Bonnaroo Festival this June in Manchester, Tennessee--just a hop, skip, and a jump from The Boro.  



I've been thinking about  going to Bonnaroo this year, are you really going???

The only lineup that looks better than this is Coachella (which the Shins are riumored to be playing)

www.coachella.com
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on February 16, 2004, 11:40 PM
I've been thinking about  going to Bonnaroo this year, are you really going???

The only lineup that looks better than this is Coachella (which the Shins are riumored to be playing)

www.coachella.com

Yeah, I like the Coachella lineup better, too (Wilco, Pixies, Lips, Radiohead, among others).  

Tennessee is just a little easier for me to get to right now, and it's a little farther off, time-wise.

But yeah, if they were both equal, I'd definitely go to California.

I'll have to get together with my concert buddy Jeremy and see what he thinks--we're just in the tentative planning stages for Bonnarroo right now.

(Now, "The Shins"?  I've been hearing a lot about them.  What do you think?)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: DJCB666 on February 17, 2004, 02:36 AM
I'd go to Coachella just to see the Pixies reunion.  Well...and Radiohead
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on February 27, 2004, 10:58 PM
(http://www.burntcabin.org/canada/Gallery/unkn/un%20un%20Matt%20Bundi.jpg)

BUMP!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on March 2, 2004, 04:36 AM
I guess I still haven't hit the proverbial nail on the head, so here's my latest guess...

(http://www.swtimes.com/Includes/Football2002/images/MattMan.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on March 2, 2004, 12:25 PM
Yes, well, that ain't me--I don't just have a Darth Maul beach towel hanging over the window, I'm decked out with the entire Phantom Menace bedroom set, kit and caboodle.  So yeah.

Anyway, thought I'd do a Google Image Search for "OCB", and see what I found, and, imagine my shock (and delight) (and horror) when the first thing that pulled up was this:

(http://www.atomik.free.fr/eyeman/images/ocb.jpg)

Hello, new avatar.

I usually hate Sandra Bullock, but now...
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on March 2, 2004, 12:30 PM
I usually hate Sandra Bullock, but now...

You just now caught that?  Lame-ass. . .

Anyway--you guys must not be searching Google too hard for me, because here's Matt Birchall, playing basketball up in Idaho:

(http://97-98.idahosports.com/Players/PS007/mattbirchall.jpg)

http://97-98.idahosports.com/Players/PS007/MattBirchall.html

Enjoy!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on March 2, 2004, 12:33 PM
Yeah :-[

Damn, didn't know you were a baller, how are your skillz
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: JediMAC on March 2, 2004, 12:37 PM
I usually hate Sandra Bullock, but now...

Sandra Bullock?  I thought that was Gene Simmons...  No?   ???

BTW, I think that's a charge on Fatty B. in that shot there.  Go get some sun, Birchall...   ::)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on March 2, 2004, 12:39 PM
BTW, I think that's a charge on Fatty B. in that shot there.

He wasn't set.

Quote
Go get some sun, Birchall...   ::)

Got a spare bedroom?  Or at least a couch?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on March 2, 2004, 12:41 PM
Of course you had to play for the Trojanz ::)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on March 2, 2004, 12:51 PM
Of course you had to play for the Trojanz ::)

Yeah, I didn't live in the Rough Riders district. . .

 :-\
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on March 3, 2004, 02:15 PM
I'm thinking this Basketball thing is a big ruse...I typed in Oklahoman in the google thingy and got this

(http://www.library.okstate.edu/about/awards/images/deering.jpg)

BING!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on March 3, 2004, 02:18 PM
Wait, there's more...here is a close one when searching the name "Birchall"

(http://www.siglo.is/festival/2002/ph/l/firebrace.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 8, 2004, 10:30 PM
Mystery Solved (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/index.php?board=28;action=display;threadid=517;start=295)

OCB, P.I.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 12:27 AM
Actually no that is me Mainland05 - "Matt"!

He got that picture off of my website. :o
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: smileyfaceguy on April 9, 2004, 12:29 AM
You mean to tell me Matt is Virex?!

 ???
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 12:32 AM
NO!!!

Virex, had took that picture off of Mainlland05's website!

Saying that it was him, acting stupid!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 9, 2004, 12:33 AM
You mean to tell me Matt is Virex?!

 ???
I thought Virex was Matt???
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 12:34 AM
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absoluetly not!!!! :'(
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 12:36 AM
Actually, I've been playing you all for suckers all this time.

I'm both me, and Mainland05.

Of course I, as Mainland05, will come back and deny this almost immediately.

Must keep the ruse in tact.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 12:40 AM
That is so not true!!!

Why don't you grow up Virex!!

Damn, you get so annoying!!!

And I would appreciate it if the moderators would remove my picture?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: smileyfaceguy on April 9, 2004, 12:42 AM
Wow, who could have guessed?

Good one, Virex/Mainland05!

 :)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 9, 2004, 12:42 AM
Wow...Nostravirex
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 12:45 AM
I'm very good at what I do.

Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 9, 2004, 12:46 AM
Can I get a Moderator to have Matt/Virex remove his signature...it offends me
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: DSJ™ on April 9, 2004, 12:48 AM
Children! (http://www.snowtroopers.ca/forum/YaBBImages/rolleyes.gif)   ;D
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 12:48 AM
Can I get a Moderator to have Matt/Virex remove his signature...it offends me

People that like the band named in my sig suck even more than they do.  

 :-\
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: smileyfaceguy on April 9, 2004, 12:55 AM
Yahoo -- Images -- Virex (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=virex&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-img-t&cop=mss&tab=3) =

(http://taylor.org/~argus/all/local/alphatech/opennetplus/travel/mexico_city/mezza/virex.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Chris on April 9, 2004, 01:03 AM
 :)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 9, 2004, 01:07 AM
All I found was a herpes cream

(http://www.virexherpes.com/imagenes/virex0004.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 01:11 AM
Yahoo -- Images -- Virex (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=virex&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-img-t&cop=mss&tab=3) =

You know, when I post as Virex, I wear my Virex sweater, and then when I post as Mainland05, I put on my Old Navy t-shirt.

It's like method acting or something.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 01:12 AM
Found lots of veterinary stuff:

(http://www.clarkessaddlery.co.nz/images/store/veterinary/virex.jpg)

(http://www.apc2000.com/products1/Virex.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 9, 2004, 01:14 AM
Yahoo -- Images -- Virex (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=virex&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-img-t&cop=mss&tab=3) =

You know, when I post as Virex, I wear my Virex sweater, and then when I post as Mainland05, I put on my Old Navy t-shirt.

It's like method acting or something.

Don't you get tired though in threads like this one???
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 01:15 AM
Yahoo -- Images -- Virex (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=virex&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-img-t&cop=mss&tab=3) =

You know, when I post as Virex, I wear my Virex sweater, and then when I post as Mainland05, I put on my Old Navy t-shirt.

It's like method acting or something.

Real Funny!  - This t-shirt : (http://pz.xanga.com/Surfer8oy19/profile.jpg)?

We will so who is who at Celebration 3!

Right?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 9, 2004, 01:17 AM
Yahoo -- Images -- Virex (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=virex&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-img-t&cop=mss&tab=3) =

You know, when I post as Virex, I wear my Virex sweater, and then when I post as Mainland05, I put on my Old Navy t-shirt.

It's like method acting or something.

Real Funny!  - This t-shirt : (http://pz.xanga.com/Surfer8oy19/profile.jpg)?

Wait...is that Matt or Mat???
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 01:17 AM
Nice one Mainland05.  

I hate to post stuff that I've posted before, but oh well:

(http://www.stickerguy.com/stikweek/mainland-big.gif)

And OCB--these types of threads make for a lot of work, but they're fun, I guess.  

Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 01:17 AM
That is Matt - Mainland05!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: smileyfaceguy on April 9, 2004, 01:18 AM
This is what I get for Mainland05:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/268293/mainland05.JPG)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 01:20 AM
Nice one Mainland05.  

I hate to post stuff that I've posted before, but oh well:

(http://www.stickerguy.com/stikweek/mainland-big.gif)

And OCB--these types of threads make for a lot of work, but they're fun, I guess.  



Now that I think about it that kind of does look like me? ::)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 9, 2004, 01:21 AM
Are Matt and Mat cousins?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 01:21 AM
Real Funny!  - This t-shirt : (http://pz.xanga.com/Surfer8oy19/profile.jpg)?

No, I meant the other Old Navy t-shirt in that picture.

What's funny is--"moderators, please remove my picture!" and then putting it back up myself on the next page.  Mmmm.

Quote
We will so who is who at Celebration 3!

Right?

Yes, we will most definitely so who is who at Celebration 3!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: DSJ™ on April 9, 2004, 01:22 AM
(http://www.rockyfork.net/Virexcm.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 9, 2004, 01:23 AM
Remember...hotdog stand in Food Court B at 2:30, on Saturday, April 30, 2005.  I'll be there with a "Virex" name tag on, wearing my Stormtrooper helmet.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 9, 2004, 01:23 AM
And by I'll I mean He'll meaning who is who is not me
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 01:24 AM
YUP!!!

Can't wait! ;)

How many days is that again?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 01:26 AM
This is what I get for Mainland05:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/268293/mainland05.JPG)

Oh, man.  

That tears it.

Mainland05 was subconsciously manifesting himself a year ago at Rebelscum, months before I gave birth to him here at JD.

Blows my ******' mind.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Chris on April 9, 2004, 01:27 AM
I think Mainland sucks.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 01:28 AM
I think Mainland sucks.

My offer still stands.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 01:29 AM
But I was never at rebelscum!

I was at artoosnews!

Till I got into a bad argument with a moderator *on accident* and yes he banned me!

I suck?

You guys must be really trying hard to get rid of me?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Chris on April 9, 2004, 01:31 AM
I suck?

Yes. Quite a bit.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 01:32 AM
I suck?

Yes. Quite a bit.

I am sorry to hear that!

Care to explain why?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Chris on April 9, 2004, 01:32 AM
You post too much.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Playgirl on April 9, 2004, 01:33 AM
if i was a mod, i'd be trying harder than they are now to get rid of you, and i dont even know you  ;D
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 01:33 AM
You guys must be really trying hard to get rid of me?

I'll be honest with you--I offered Chris Berry $100 to ban you permanently.

He seemed reluctant to do it, which is understandable--but instead, I'll offer you $100 if you agree to delete your account and to never post at Jedi Defender, ever again.

Let me know.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 9, 2004, 01:34 AM
oh :o

I see, well I am sorry you all feel this way.

Is it just the posting to much or anything else?

You guys are pretty sad!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 9, 2004, 01:36 AM
I offered Chris $50 to make me a moderator
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 01:37 AM
oh :o

I see, well I am sorry you all feel this way.

Is it just the posting to much or anything else?

You guys are pretty sad!

Whaddaya say?  A hundred bucks?

That's like, two or three Old Navy t-shirts for you, and a lifetime of happiness for us.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Chris on April 9, 2004, 01:40 AM
1. You are a moron.
2. You have nearly as many posts as I do, and you only started the madness in March/early Feb.
3. You are a moron.
4. You post poorly, have no etiquette. No content.
5. You do not follow directions; if an administrator/moderator/whatever asks you to change something, it is expected that you do.
6. You called me "pretty sad".
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: smileyfaceguy on April 9, 2004, 01:43 AM
7.  You bear an uncanny resemblance to Eric Estrada.

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/268293/ml05.JPG)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 01:47 AM
I offered Chris $50 to make me a moderator

I need fifty dollas, to make you holla/I get paid to do the Wild Thang
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Playgirl on April 9, 2004, 01:51 AM
mainland, if your saber was any greener... well forget that!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mikey D on April 9, 2004, 10:16 AM

That's like, two or three Old Navy t-shirts for you, and a lifetime of happiness for us.

Woa, dem's some expensive T-shirts.

Honestly, Matt (T., in case you're wondering who I'm talking to), why not heed some of what was said?  I know I'm not a mod and have no say other than my opinion, but the constant starting of threads that are similar to an already existing thread is really annoying.  Take your recent Catwoman thread.  Why not post in the comic book / super hero thread?  It'll fit in nicely there, and not clutter up the boards with redundant threads.  That's one of the big reasons I like it here - it's organized and easy to move around.

Oh hell, you'll probably just ignore this and fire off some lame reply, so why don't I offer up an additional $10 to add to Virex's total.  At the very least, it'll get you another Tshirt or half way to a pair of jeans.  They are quite comfy, you know.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Famine on April 9, 2004, 11:24 AM
You guys must be really trying hard to get rid of me?

I'll be honest with you--I offered Chris Berry $100 to ban you permanently.

He seemed reluctant to do it, which is understandable--but instead, I'll offer you $100 if you agree to delete your account and to never post at Jedi Defender, ever again.

Let me know.

Shoot V, if your passing out benjamins, Ill delete myself and never return for 100 bucks. :)

Kevin :-*
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Rob on April 9, 2004, 11:37 AM
Here are some hits for Matty B:

(http://people.albion.edu/BDH10/dp/images/serenading.jpg)

(http://www.lehigh.edu/~mec4/mattyB.jpg)

(http://www.ahousenearyou.com/images/interviewees/mattyb_thumb.jpg)



Apparently this one is 'hatty b'
(http://people.mydesk.net.au/rh/lg_hat/hat01b.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 9, 2004, 11:53 AM
Remember...hotdog stand in Food Court B at 2:30, on Saturday, April 30, 2005.  I'll be there with a "Virex" name tag on, wearing my Stormtrooper helmet.

I guess I need to change this date, seeing as how they bumped C3 up a week.  So, Saturday, April 23rd, 2005.  Same place and time.  Same name tag and helmet.

Famine--you're alright.  Just fix "your" spelling.

And Zod--"Hatty B"--I like that.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Darth Moribund on April 15, 2004, 12:33 AM
  Hey Mikey D. Remember me? How ya been huh?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on April 15, 2004, 10:19 AM
I'll be honest with you--I offered Chris Berry $100 to ban you permanently.

By my estimates, the staff could split the $100 and have about $12.50 a piece. Not bad, I could buy two peg-warmers with that. Hell, we could even take the $100 and have a new Give-Away for you guys...
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 15, 2004, 11:52 AM
By my estimates, the staff could split the $100 and have about $12.50 a piece. Not bad, I could buy two peg-warmers with that. Hell, we could even take the $100 and have a new Give-Away for you guys...

I'm down for whatever.  If you guys want to give Pearson less, fine by me.

I'd much rather donate a hundred bucks to the site than just give it to that teeny-bopping putz, but hey, that's Berry's call.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Playgirl on April 15, 2004, 10:09 PM
at first i thought i'd be glad id mainland left, but i miss him when he's away :-\
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Darth Moribund on April 15, 2004, 10:43 PM
 Mainland05 is only a kid. What's all this about?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on April 15, 2004, 10:52 PM
Matt is still a member here, and I think his posting habits have improved a good bit.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on April 15, 2004, 11:03 PM
(http://www.iol.ie/~mattman/images/common/mattman.gif)

Clearly after intense searching this much be Virex...I'm glad to finally have this mystery solved
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on April 15, 2004, 11:06 PM
Virex's CD list

 (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.iol.ie/~mattman/images/common/mattman.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.iol.ie/~mattman/&h=356&w=345&sz=23&tbnid=KkdKFUPMs_oJ:&tbnh=116&tbnw=113&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmatt%2Bman%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN)

Who'd have thunk he was such a FYC fan?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 15, 2004, 11:40 PM
Matt is still a member here, and I think his posting habits have improved a good bit.

Yes, they've improved quite a bit since last Friday night.

As for my CD list--JJKS, whenever I play "She Drives Me Crazy", just know that I'm thinking about you.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 16, 2004, 12:20 AM
I just noticed that Mainland05 was on vacation...did you start taking your meds again for a while???  Good to see that experiment failed and Mainland05 is back posting from time to time
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Chris on April 16, 2004, 03:00 PM
I want to just come in here and clarify something. My postings towards Mainland were more sarcastic and not meant to be plain nasty. He has been dealt with multiple times and this was just giving him a jab. It's not like this is a constant thing at JD and I think if it is done every once in a while it hurts nothing.

Business as usual.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Darth Moribund on April 16, 2004, 11:06 PM
   Yo Chris, your stuff was right up there w/ the others that were slandering this kid. What the hell is your problem !? And  to save your job ,you're kissing ass. I dare you all to try this **** on me. I would go where i had to go, know what i mean, huh. Don't think so? That's right, target me next and see what's up. I'm no 170 lb- 16 yr old kid you don't have to worry about. I have nothing to loose. I'm 5' 11" and 265-270. And all i do is follow my Marine like training day in, day out Besides having an honest life. Don't think so?
  Just admit to your part fully. Like i said this is not just you. The other minions were involved too. That was so unfare ! How big are you all now ?!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Chris on April 16, 2004, 11:23 PM
I find it hard to believe I'm saving my job...

Secondly, you have done nothing to deserve being criticized, so I don't see what you mean by "target me next". Perhaps you don't know anything that occurred beyond what you saw in the public forum which would make what you posted somewhat understandable. Your threat at violence is less than professional and I find it hard to believe you would bring up something so stupid over a little joke at Mainland in the forum.

Reading back on what I posted, yes I was too harsh, but in no way was I trying to upset the kid. He posts with that type of attitude (as in "one of the guys") and I think he may have found it somewhat funny and at the same time getting the clue that we were giving him. His problems were discussed in length previously, in private. All I am saying is to not look so far into it.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 16, 2004, 11:28 PM
I find it hard to believe I'm saving my job...

I guess you don't know, Chris, that Darth Moribund is actually the owner and operator of this website.

Semper fi.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on April 16, 2004, 11:36 PM
  Yo Chris, your stuff was right up there w/ the others that were slandering this kid. What the hell is your problem !? And  to save your job ,you're kissing ass. I dare you all to try this **** on me. I would go where i had to go, know what i mean, huh. Don't think so? That's right, target me next and see what's up. I'm no 170 lb- 16 yr old kid you don't have to worry about. I have nothing to loose. I'm 5' 11" and 265-270. And all i do is follow my Marine like training day in, day out Besides having an honest life. Don't think so?
  Just admit to your part fully. Like i said this is not just you. The other minions were involved too. That was so unfare ! How big are you all now ?!

First of all, I didn't participate in any 'slander' here, so don't go making general statements about the "stuff" as you call us. Chris Berry shouldn't have said what he did, but at least he didn't simply delete any evidence of his mistake like people at another site may have done. He posted an apology, and that should have been the end of it. Earlier today you sent me an e-mail saying that you "don't look for problems w/ anyone unless provoked", but by posting this you've proven otherwise with your ridiculous tough-guy talk. Marine-like training? Give me a break. That sounds like something a 6th grader would say.

I'm sure you're one of Mainland's buddies at school or something, so I can understand why you'd want to stick up for him - but you've done more harm than good.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 16, 2004, 11:37 PM
Chris Berry:

(http://www.hollandsentinel.com/images/100899/trump.jpg)

[size=8]You're fired![/size]
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on April 16, 2004, 11:45 PM
(http://www.dasfilmarchiv.de/vincent_phillip_d_onofrio_full_metal.jpg)

Couldn't help but think of this, for some reason.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 17, 2004, 12:07 AM
I'm no 170 lb- 16 yr old kid

And neither is Mainland05:

(http://pz.xanga.com/Surfer8oy19/profile.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Mainland05 on April 17, 2004, 12:15 AM
I really thought all this would just stop?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on April 17, 2004, 12:25 AM
  . I'm 5' 11" and 265-270. And all i do is follow my Marine like training day in, day out Besides having an honest life.

I've never even heard of you before, but after reading this crap I'm convinced you're a total joke. Pardon me while I go find my measuring tape and scale so I can throw my stats back at you.  ::)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on April 17, 2004, 12:30 AM
5'5 and 150, bitch.  >:(
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on April 17, 2004, 12:44 AM
5'5 and 150, *****.  >:(
That's my boy  >:(  err... ;D
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: smileyfaceguy on April 17, 2004, 01:33 AM
Hey, I'm a yellow circle with no arms and no legs and I'll kick your bitchy little ass.  Punk.

 :)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 17, 2004, 01:41 AM
Hey, I'm a yellow circle with no arms and no legs and I'll kick your bitchy little ass.  Punk.

 :)
You wanna antagonize me?
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: smileyfaceguy on April 17, 2004, 02:00 AM
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/268293/updog.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 17, 2004, 02:02 AM
OK, I'll bite yet again...

What's updog?

And after you answer...please visit our sponsor

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Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: smileyfaceguy on April 17, 2004, 02:20 AM
 :) (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/268293/sfg.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on April 17, 2004, 02:23 AM
What the hell is that? That's gonna give me nightmares, man.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Playgirl on April 17, 2004, 02:24 AM
OK, I'll bite yet again...

What's updog?

And after you answer...please visit our sponsor

http://yourethemannowdog.com/
I was busy minding my own business (with more than a little porn open) and i opened this site, and I'm on my way to the golden gate bridge now to throw myself off.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on April 17, 2004, 02:35 AM
Most women think Sean Connery is hot. I agree.  :-*
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Playgirl on April 17, 2004, 03:00 AM
Most women think Sean Connery is hot. I agree.  :-*
>:(
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Darth Moribund on April 17, 2004, 01:55 PM
  I wasn't speaking THIS TIME to you Ewok.  I tried to contact you back and got FAILURE TO DELIVER. So if you got more to say, here i am. Marine training? You don't wanna go there. See, these other fkrs are sitting back just having a good time w/ what i said. I was preparing them that if they want action than words then i'm your man. So sit comfortable  in your home where ever you may be w/ your cracks. That's good. Bottom line is this; you did it to one member, you'll do it to another. Couse you guys are tough like that right? So, try it on me. Am i violent? Oh ya when i feel the need to be. I am not 16 yrs old either and w/ a good heart. You can talk (EDIT), TRY TO SAVE YOUR JOB BY SUCKIN ASS or just talk tough couse you Ewok seem to now have a problem w/ me. I did tell you i am not violent. And believe me i am not.  But i can be. Ya, i speak to Matt now and then and he felt betrayed and no one did anything to help. You told me other wise. But you wanna take what i just said towards you, i say lets finish this ! And all else who wants to get in on this too i'm not hard to find. (edit), i'll give you my address and phone # to any of you (edit) couse i know you wouldn't do it. Who's afraid?  


Edit - You've got a mean potty mouth, lil' man.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on April 17, 2004, 02:05 PM
  And all else who wants to get in on this too i'm not hard to find. ****, i'll give you my address and phone # to any of you ************* couse i know you wouldn't do it. Who's afraid?  
Further solidifying your status as moron my poor misguided friend. Post again, you're making my day at work a little more enjoyable. Go ahead and post your name and number while you're at it to.

Semper Fi!!!
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Playgirl on April 17, 2004, 02:07 PM
If this doesnt warrant a banning, what does? :-*
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on April 17, 2004, 02:08 PM
Further solidifying your status as moron my poor misguided friend. Post again, you're making my day at work a little more enjoyable. Go ahead and post your name and number while you're at it to.

Semper Fi!!!

Dude, shut up!!!!  

He will use his Marine-like training and go crazy on your ass!

You'll stop if you know what's good for you.

He's already fired Chris Berry--who knows what else he has planned!

 :-[
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 17, 2004, 02:17 PM
I think its time to stop this...Darth Moribund if you have a problem with the site and how its run please send a email to cberry@jedidefender.com

Mainland and Virex seemed to have dropped this and its you who keep throwing gas on the fire.  Mainland has been suspended once and has been told privately to not do the things he was doing in this thread as Chris explained.

Just keep swimming...

PS Feel free to start another What Does Virex Look Like at any time...OK???
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on April 17, 2004, 02:37 PM
You can talk ****, TRY TO SAVE YOUR JOB BY SUCKIN ASS or just talk tough couse you Ewok seem to now have a problem w/ me.

I don't have to kiss/suck anyone's ass to "save my job" because I work for free. I do not get paid to do the graphics for this website, I do not get paid to administrate the forums, and for all I know I'm inelligable for any Give-Aways because I work for the site.

Quote
i'll give you my address and phone # to any of you motherf'rs

Let's start off by you telling us how old you are and what your grades are like in school.


Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on April 17, 2004, 02:39 PM
PSST...this thread is locked :-*
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on April 17, 2004, 02:41 PM
Kinda cool how we can say anything we want once the thread is locked, huh?  :-*
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on June 15, 2004, 02:51 PM
OK, time to unlock since tempers have ceased and take another stab at what Virex looks like

My newest idea...

(http://www.dedduck.com/oklahoma/Cowboy.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on June 15, 2004, 04:38 PM
Nice to have this thread unlocked again...i tried posting a pic in a different one and he flat out ignored it. For shame Virex, for shame  >:(
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on June 15, 2004, 04:52 PM
Nice to have this thread unlocked again...i tried posting a pic in a different one and he flat out ignored it. For shame Virex, for shame  >:(
Its one of those things...like how many looks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop...We may never know what he looks like.  We can all dream though
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on June 16, 2004, 12:19 AM
Nice to have this thread unlocked again...i tried posting a pic in a different one and he flat out ignored it. For shame Virex, for shame  >:(

(http://www.presidentialprayerteam.org/images/rogers2.jpg)

You are my friend
You are special
You are my friend
You're special to me.
You are the only one like you.
Like you, my friend, I like you.

In the daytime
In the nighttime
Any time that you feel's the right time
For a friendship with me, you see
F-R-I-E-N-D special
You are my friend
You're special to me.
There's only one in this wonderful world
You are special.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Rob on June 29, 2004, 01:32 AM
Keyword:  Matty

(http://www.discosquad.com/photoarchive/matty/matty.jpg)

(http://www.fc.wcsu.k12.vt.us/~neil_manders/0000E35B-80000001/images/matty_Neil.jpg)

(http://www.kelabrate.com/Oktoberfest/images/Matty%20strikes%20a%20pose.jpg)

(http://www.bearsforcharity.com/low44900_matty_mallard.jpg) (matty mallard)

(http://www.baschamania.com/pictures/081403/images/MATTY%202.jpg)

(http://users.powernet.co.uk/brum/Russell/Friends/deformed/matty.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 29, 2004, 08:37 AM
(http://www.fc.wcsu.k12.vt.us/~neil_manders/0000E35B-80000001/images/matty_Neil.jpg)

No... couldn't be that easy...
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on June 29, 2004, 11:09 AM
No... couldn't be that easy...

Definitely not.  I'd never go around in public wearing an animal mask, having my picture taken.

. . .

(http://www.jedidefender.com/spearson/IMG_2227.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Morgbug on June 30, 2004, 04:56 PM
This is the mental/visual image I have of Mr. V...

(http://voyeurism.ricochetmoon.net/images/danny.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on June 30, 2004, 05:10 PM
This is the mental/visual image I have of Mr. V...

(http://voyeurism.ricochetmoon.net/images/danny.jpg)

You know what...that's pretty damn close.  We actually met a couple of weeks ago at the Blue Oyster Bar in Kansas City and that's almost exactly what he looks like.  Weird
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Jesse James on June 30, 2004, 06:10 PM
Better than this one that came up in that search...

Shockingly feminine looking...  Definitely not "Matty" material.  Not nearly harsh enough looking....  Little too "real into clothes" looking actually.

(http://www.kelabrate.com/Oktoberfest/images/Matty%20strikes%20a%20pose.jpg)

Does have that hint of smart-ass to it though...

Eh.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Scott on July 29, 2004, 03:47 PM
If people didn't know what I looked like I thought I'd experiment with Google...here are the comedic results!

(http://www.myautoimportcenter.com/staff/Scott_Pearson.jpg)

(http://www.rockinforacure.org/ShaunOwens_SteveWeekes_ScottPearson_Europe1988.jpg)

(http://www.nhra.com/2003/events/race12/photos/sportsman/scott_pearson_std.jpg)

(http://www.mhc.edu/profiles/faculty/ScottPearson-.jpg)(http://www.laserplus.co.nz/images/scott.jpg)

(http://www.jedidefender.com/content/anhkubricks2/group3sm.jpg)

(http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/scott_pearson/derek.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Rob on July 30, 2004, 12:38 PM
(http://www.thehoya.com/eg/images/042503atredsquare.jpg)

(http://www.prettypinktoes.com/Flips/Flip04.jpg)

(http://www.tobark.org/wedding/images/03_Flip_flops.JPG)

(http://www.turti.net/its-christmas/christ-2001/christ2001.htm/mike%20flip%20flops.jpg)

Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: HWR on July 30, 2004, 01:08 PM

(http://acmeme.org/all/travel/mexico_city/mezza/virex.jpg)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on July 30, 2004, 01:21 PM
It's been done, Henrik.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: JediMAC on August 15, 2004, 04:36 AM
Fatty and Brad, perhaps?

(http://www.spatcave.com/dc02/107CANON/IMG_0718.JPG)
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: jjks on September 19, 2008, 01:19 AM
Remember...hotdog stand in Food Court B at 2:30, on Saturday, April 30, 2005.  I'll be there with a "Virex" name tag on, wearing my Stormtrooper helmet.

You never showed up  >:(
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Ryan on September 19, 2008, 01:45 AM
Remember...hotdog stand in Food Court B at 2:30, on Saturday, April 30, 2005.  I'll be there with a "Virex" name tag on, wearing my Stormtrooper helmet.

You never showed up  >:(

You sir just showed up one week late. Duh.  ::)

Remember...hotdog stand in Food Court B at 2:30, on Saturday, April 30, 2005.  I'll be there with a "Virex" name tag on, wearing my Stormtrooper helmet.

I guess I need to change this date, seeing as how they bumped C3 up a week.  So, Saturday, April 23rd, 2005.  Same place and time.  Same name tag and helmet.

Famine--you're alright.  Just fix "your" spelling.

And Zod--"Hatty B"--I like that.


I do believe I found the real Matty B:

(http://www.ukuleleloki.com/Pictures/HMBGSMembers/horns-1.JPG)

You are a member of the Hirsute Moustache & Beard Growers Society (http://www.ukuleleloki.com/humbugs.html)? Bad ass stache.
Title: Re: jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like
Post by: Matt on September 21, 2008, 03:47 PM
You never showed up  >:(

I was too busy working on my flip-flop tan.  Sorry.  Maybe next time.

You are a member of the Hirsute Moustache & Beard Growers Society (http://www.ukuleleloki.com/humbugs.html)? Bad ass stache.

Thanks, and there's free rides, too!  Tell your friends.