The disturbing trend that is the death of popular music has taken another header.

If you can read this all the way through - congratulate yourself on your incredible will power and stamina.  

I give you:

Tipsy (Everybody In The Club)
by J-Kwon


[Intro]
Teen drinkin is very bad
Yo I got a fake ID though
Yeeah, yeeah, yeah 2-step with me 2-step with me

[Verse 1]
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4
Errrbody drunk out on the dance floor
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more
Like she a groupie and I ain't even on tour
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore
Or maybe cause she heard that I ride out the stores
Bottom of the 9th in the series gotta score
If not I gotta move on to the next floor
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1
Homeboy trippin he don't know I got a gun
When it come to pop man we do this for fun
You ain't got one ***** you better run
Now I'm in the back gettin dune by my hunz
While she goin down I'm breakin down what I done
She smokin my stuff sayin she ain't havin fun
Chick give it back now you don't get none

[Chorus]
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)

[Verse 2]
2, here comes the 3 to the 4 to the 5
Now I'm lookin at shorty right in the eyes
Couple seconds passed now I'm lookin at her thighs
While she tellin me how much she hate her guy
Said she got a kid but she got her tubes tied
If you 21 girl that's alright
I wonder if a shake comin with them fries
If so baby can I get 'em super sized
Here comes the 4 to the 3 to the 2
She started feelin on my johnson right out the blue
Girl you super thick so I'm thinkin that's koo
if so I need 2
Her eyes got big when she glanced at my jewels
Expression on her face like she ain't got a clue
And she told me she don't run with a crew
You know how I do but I guess why I gotta do

[Chorus]
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)

[Verse 3]
3, here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6
I could spend ? I ain't gotta say I'm rich
This single man ain't tryna get hitched
***** waste it on me man son of a bitch
Brushed it all off now I'm back to gettin lit
Grisa orange juice man this some good ish
Homeboy trippin cause i'm starin at his chick
Now he on the sideline starin at my clique
Here comes the 5 to the 4 to the 3
Hands in the air if you cats drunk as me
Club on the set Kwon cut out them trees
Dude I don't care I'm a P-I-M-P

[Chorus]
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
Now errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)

(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
(Errrbody in the club gettin tipsyyy)
 

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I'm so glad this guy has a hit song...

I'm not at all a fan of Marlon Wayans.

Even after his riveting performance in Requiem for a Dream?


Or maybe that was Keenan-Ivory, or SW-1, or Damon...  I can never keep my Waynes brothers straight.

Just got back from Nasville's first ever home playoff game, and I have absolutely no voice left! Don't know how it looked on TV, but the crowd has NEVER been that loud in any of the games I've ever been to at any hockey game. Crowd really got behind the Preds, usually the Wings bring out a pretty loyal fan base here, but that wasn't the case tonight at all. Bring on Tuesday, we're on a roll right now!

I caught the first goal and part of the later portion of the game - the crowd was definitely going nuts.

Screw that junk - everyone remember this one from ebay a while back?  Built from a Ford Escort

Edit -

Image removed, please be more careful of what you post.

I used ad-aware and my machine seems to be clean.

Not to mention a lot of people refer to their bulging biceps as "guns"...  Not sure if Rob does that in this case though...  

cap guns maybe...    

Any other Lightning fans in this place?