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Title: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Pistol Pete on June 29, 2004, 11:27 AM
Saw this on the Today Show This Morning

http://www.wftv.com/news/3469590/detail.html

I'd hit it

(http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0629/3472852.jpg)

Apparently She'd Hit It too
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Scott on June 29, 2004, 11:35 AM
"Oh wow, man !"  
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"  
"My butt, man !"  
T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?  
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.  
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,  
teacher needs to see me after school.  
Chorus:  
I think of all the education that I missed.  
But then my homework was never quite like this.  
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,  
I'm hot for teacher.  
I got it bad, so bad,  
I'm hot for teacher.  
spoken:  
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"  
"I brought my pencil"  
"Gimme something to write on, man"  
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.  
I know about this school.  
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?  
How did you know that golden rule ?  
chorus  
(guitar solo)  
"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"  
"I don't feel tardy"  
"Class dismissed
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Scott on June 29, 2004, 11:56 AM
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/0628042teach1.html

Wow what a messed up lady...they have the police report there
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: JoshEEE on June 29, 2004, 01:06 PM
Big ups to the 14 year old.
 ;D
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: DSJ™ on June 29, 2004, 01:20 PM
(http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/banana_hitit.gif)
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Matt on June 29, 2004, 01:25 PM
Big ups to the 14 year old.
 ;D

Man alive--that kid is gonna be set for the rest of his high school career.
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: MisterPL on June 29, 2004, 02:05 PM
This poor kid will be scarred for life. No other woman will compare. He's peaked at 14.

Sad.

Let this be a lesson to all you young'uns out there: Screw your teacher and SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Scott on June 29, 2004, 04:03 PM
He was probably calling all of his buddies the minute she went to clean up...or maybe IM'ing them on his phone or whatever it is kids do these days
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Mikey D on June 29, 2004, 05:11 PM
I shouldn't be jealous of a punk ass 14 year kid, but damn.  I never had teachers that hot.
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Bob Crane on June 29, 2004, 05:46 PM
He was probably calling all of his buddies the minute she went to clean up...

'You mean, like, his room?
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Famine on June 29, 2004, 07:53 PM
I had a teacher that hot.


(http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/banana_hitit.gif)


Kevin
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: JoshEEE on June 29, 2004, 07:58 PM
Maybe...but I'll bet you didn't "have" a teacher that hot.  ;D
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Dressel Rebel on June 29, 2004, 09:04 PM
Oh shnaps.
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: CorranHorn on June 29, 2004, 10:30 PM
Ok how could that moron of a kid let such a good thing go to waste. He's doing a babe at the age of 14 and he what, goes spreads the word around to his friends and cousin? WTF? You idiot, keep it to yourself, screw the teacher and keep it going as long as you can. Moron.....
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Ben on June 29, 2004, 10:33 PM
Raging hormones don't lead one to keep his goddamn mouth shut.

I'd have hit it too. Still would.
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Jesse James on June 29, 2004, 10:44 PM
There's always conjucal visits.
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Scott on June 29, 2004, 11:13 PM
There was a case like that here a few years ago involving a less hot teacher

And as Josh said at RS...how would we all feel if this was a 14 Year Old Girl and a 23 Year Old Male teacher?  Most of us would be pretty pissed
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Dressel Rebel on June 29, 2004, 11:54 PM
There was a case like that here a few years ago involving a less hot teacher

And as Josh said at RS...how would we all feel if this was a 14 Year Old Girl and a 23 Year Old Male teacher?  Most of us would be pretty pissed

Oh there's no question that there's a double standard.  Because it's a 14 y/o boy, he's a total stud and should be heralded.  But had it been  a 14 y/o girl, it's a completely different situation - she'd be a victim.
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Matt on June 30, 2004, 12:02 AM
"Gimme something to write on, man"

I believe the line is "Gimme something to write on, dude."

Carry on.
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Rob on June 30, 2004, 12:11 AM
While the teacher is hot no doubt, I can't stand up and cheer the kid on.

One of my favorite high school teachers was accused of having an inapprorpiate relationship with a student about a year after I graduated and left for college.

It must have been true because he killed himself over it.  It was not a fun time - particularly for his son, who went to school with us and who we all knew.

Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Scott on June 30, 2004, 09:48 AM
I was thinking about this last night...how bad does this whole incident make the Husband look?  She's not satisfied by him so she goes for a 14 year old...a 14 YEAR OLD!   That guy may never get a date again
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Matt on June 30, 2004, 10:30 AM
I was thinking about this last night...how bad does this whole incident make the Husband look?  She's not satisfied by him so she goes for a 14 year old...a 14 YEAR OLD!   That guy may never get a date again

You know, somehow, I don't feel too bad for the husband. . .

(http://www.bapg.net/weddingsa/images/party_01a.jpg)

(http://www.bapg.net/01.jpg)

(http://www.bapg.net/fashion/images/bapg_fashion_01.jpg)

(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/2769/studenthumpa.jpg)

(http://www.uploadyourimages.com/img/065084couple_02.jpg)

(Kind of a Jenny McCarthy, hot-blonde-making-goofy-face thing going on there in the second pic. . .)
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Scott on June 30, 2004, 10:33 AM
Wowzers...she is hot and that 14 year old is now a National Hero
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: DSJ™ on June 30, 2004, 10:38 AM
Nice eyes!
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: MisterPL on June 30, 2004, 04:05 PM
The kid could have done worse.

(http://www.cyberdive.org/wedding/ugly.jpg)

(http://web.nlis.net/~bjohnson/pictures/dougbusweb.jpg)

(http://www.wiseacres.com/pwoffice1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Jesse James on June 30, 2004, 05:06 PM
2 guys I went to school with were fired or forced to leave/resign from their positions at my local High School (where we all went to school that is) because of relations with students.

Both deserved what they got, and probably more, and this woman deserves some punishment, preferably jailtime under statutory rape laws.  She's been arrested and is being charged in 2 separate places.  The double-standard may only be in public opinion, not in the eyes of the law.

My other point I wanted to make...

Wanna bet she gets a Playboy contract?
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Scott on June 30, 2004, 05:07 PM
Oh yeah...Hef is just salivating over this one
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Morgbug on June 30, 2004, 05:11 PM
Question: even though charges have been filed, has this case been proven?  

Any chance we have a couple of 14 year old dickheads out to ruin someone's teaching career because she wouldn't put out for them?  Kid's have all the power in the world and none of the maturity to manage it.  

She's pretty, goofy at times but is she being railroaded?
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Scott on June 30, 2004, 05:16 PM
Well...if you read the police report

http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/0628042teach1.html

It says something to the effect that they had the kid call her in police presence (controlled I believe its called) and ask her

"We've had sex three times now without birth control...is that bad?" She answers back "Well, that should be the least of your worries" Or something

He's also described tatoos and birthmarks on her butt and legs that he wouldn't be seeing in the Classroom.

A Pet Peeve of mine is the whole Press convicting people before the case plays out (Richard Jewell anyone?)   But this one is juicy enough that I'll let it slide, for once
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Nicklab on June 30, 2004, 05:21 PM
(http://www.wiseacres.com/pwoffice1.jpg)

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Dude, I nearly just wound up with Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard and my monitor!
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Jediknight760071 on July 1, 2004, 12:44 AM
Phhh!

This is crazy...
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: JoshEEE on July 1, 2004, 05:33 PM
Quote
Phhh!

This is crazy...

Why is it crazy?

I suppose your opinion IS more valid than most of ours anyway, seeing as how you're in school still and probably have thought once or twice about one of the faculty members in your days there. Well, only if you have any that look as good as that chick.

 ;D



Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: Scott on August 9, 2004, 03:35 PM
(http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/psychology/marykay_letourneau/1c.jpg)

Who is more messed up? Mary Kay Letourneauor Debra Lafave?
Title: Re: Hot For Teacher
Post by: stormie on August 9, 2004, 04:08 PM
And here I thought this was a Van Halen thread. (yeah, I know, the joke's been done.  :P)

As for which teacher is more messed up, I'd go with Letourneau because she not only messed up the lives of her husband, her first three (I believe) kids, and the student (he may not think he's messed up, but he is), but she also gave birth to two more kids with the student. That is truly sad and messed up.