again, the accompanying illustrations:

161.  David No-Ears



162.  Achilles Snail-Hair the Buddha



163.  Frog-Eatin' Lou



164.  Admiral's Club Wilbur



165.  Max Meatboots, the First-Class Lounger



166.  Dora the Explorer



167.  Ms. Mary Manx, the Tailless Cat



168.  Free-Peanuts Doug



169.  Steve the Human Tunneler



170.  Redball Charlie Dickens

Oh, dude.

You're so ******.

nuts.

nah, i was thinking of something more along the lines of an in-home visit, perhaps by a pair of well-groomed young gentlemen from a far away place who fancy travel by bicycle. any ideas?

Not that I'm personally aware of, but I'm sure there's probably some cult websites set up especially for the Mormons, so they have people to talk to.  I don't think any of these Star Wars nerd boards have anything like that, though.

yes, i doubt that as well. that would be about the worst.

couldn't you have just said "Kid Rock" and be done with it?

1.  "Who wants a body massage?"
2.  "Stop all the downloadin'!"
3.  "Porkchop sandwiches!"
4.  "Mimimimimimimimi, mimimimimimimimimi.  Mimimimi.  Mimimimimimimi.  Mimimimimi.  Mimi."
5.  "Hey, what the **** are you kids doing on my ******* lawn?  AND DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M ******* TALKING TO YOU!"

nice catch, blanco niņo.

so wait, on that Seance game - if it was a record of the Uncle revealing the real prices of the items, what kind of replay value did the game have? the prices would be the same every time, right?

one of my favorite games as a kid was the original Electronic Battleship:



i can still remember the incessant "dit-DINNNNNNNNG" sonar sound effect that played during the entire game. lots of fun.

because bigotry makes everything funnier.