(Private): What sorry son-of-a-bitch is in charge of this operation?

(Bradley): I don't know, but they ought to hang him!

At 10:24 in the morning? When you celebrate Canada Day, you don't **** around.

A collection of reprinted interviews, essays and articles from throughout his career on a variety of topics (Dune, UFOs, the environment, the craft of writing, etc.) selected by Frank himself just before his death.

Too bad it isn't in print any longer, but many of the articles (current topics in the 1950s and 1960s) are terribly dated now.

Pulling in $200 million after just five days, Transformers 2 is on-track to be the worst-reviewed $400 million movie ever.

"Critics and mainstream crowds often disagree, but 'Revenge of the Fallen' sets a new standard for the gulf between what reviewers and mass audiences like."

Via text forward:

"When Farrah Fawcett died, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson."

OK, pencils down, I think we have a winner:

"LaBoeuf projects a pathetic, wall-eyed dorkhood, when he's not babbling like a tumor removed from Woody Allen's prostate that somehow achieved sentience."

There is not a single line in that review that is not awesome.

Michael has kicked it, at least according to TMZ.

Now that's one I honestly didn't see coming.

Not a good week.

Click Monica Bellucci for all 41. Technically there's no nudity, but it's borderline enough that I'd be cautious where you open it. (Although in that case you probably shouldn't be reading this thread anyway, but whatev...)