I desperately want a DVD feature with subtitles for Chewie and Artoo and all the other aliens and droids. There's probably some REALLY good stuph in there that we're totally missing out on. Imagine all the canon you could make up or change just by inserting subtitles:
EXT. TATOOINE - ROCK CANYON - FLOOR - DAY
Artoo forces himself into the shadows of a small alcove in the rocks as the vicious Sand People walk past carrying the inert Luke Skywalker, who is dropped in a heap before the speeder.
HEAD TUSKEN RAIDER: (subtitled) Holy cow, Gari, what did you DO?!
GARI: (subtitled) I didn't do nuthin'! I just jumped in front of the kid like "Rahr!" Little wimp passed out.
TUSKEN RAIDER ASSITANT: (subtitled) You hit him.
GARI: (subtitled) I did not!
TUSKEN RAIDER ASSITANT: (subtitled) I saw you swinging.
GARI: (subtitled) I was swingin' but I never hit 'im!
HEAD TUSKEN RAIDER: (subtitled) Alright you two, just leave him there. He'll be okay. Remember, we're just peaceful desert thieves, not bloody barbarians.
GARI: (subtitled) Hey, I got a rep to maintain.
TUSKEN RAIDER ASSITANT: (subtitled) Give it a rest, Gari.
The Sand People ransack the speeder, throwing parts and supplies in all directions. Suddenly they stop. Then everything is quiet for a few moments. A great howling moan is heard echoing throughout the canyon which sends the Sand People fleeing in terror.
TUSKEN RAIDER ASSITANT: (subtitled) AIEEE!!! A Jedi! He'll slaughter our children! Run away!
And then later:
BEN: Don't seem to remember ever owning a droid.
ARTOO: (subtitled) YOU LYING SACK OF $#!%! You remember me! Don't SAY you don't remember ME! Threepio, he's pulling that "certain point of view" crap again! Beat him over the head with your good arm! That'll jog his memory.
If Lucas doesn't include this feature on the Ultimate DVD set, I'll do it myself!