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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: HELP FROM ANY FANS
« on: September 8, 2005, 03:43 PM »
Dear collectors,

Please send me your hot girlfriends...and any cheesteak sandwiches you may have. My...tool shed...burned down.

Let this be a lesson to us all.  Keep your hot chicks in the basement and your cheesesteak sandwiches in the nightstand where they belong.  Storing those items in the toolshed is just flirting with disaster.

Besides the obvious risk of catastrophic loss. . .storing cheesesteak and hot chicks in the same location is just asking for your hot chicks to eat the cheesesteak.  And then what have you got?  No cheesesteak, and fat chicks who used to be hot.  Nobody needs that.


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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« on: September 6, 2005, 09:20 AM »
Dead Psycho.

I hate these generators.  I always get sucked into a cycle of entering each new name into the generator to see what it produces.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
« on: September 6, 2005, 09:14 AM »
Once you get to Black Panther, things start to get reaaaaallly Iffy.

I would much rather see them do feature films focused on some Villains, and bring in classic heroes to fight them.

The whole Death of Kraven would make a fantastic movie.


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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: The New Tennessee Star Wars Collectors Group
« on: September 5, 2005, 06:44 PM »
You know, it seems that all this fighting began right around the time I moved back to the state.

Boys....boys!!!  Don't be silly.  There's plenty of me to go around!!

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Any pro digital photographers in the house?
« on: September 2, 2005, 04:48 PM »
Right now I'm leaning towards the Rebel XT and a 17-85 lens, because that's what my friends are suggesting.  But it's too pricey....

I think that lense should give you plenty of versatility.  I was going to suggest a 28-80. . that would hit most of your everyday needs.  In fact that's what is almost always on my film slr.


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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Atlantic Basin Hurricane Season 2005
« on: September 2, 2005, 02:15 PM »
For every gang member looting and shooting at police, there are many more honest people hoping to be rescued.

Among them, several of my co-workers families.

Please keep that in mind.


That's why I can't understand the reports from yesterday about rescue boats going out, but coming back in because someone was shooting at them.  There are hundreds of innocent not-shooting-at-help people still who needed those boats.  Put some Guardsmen on escort duty and shoot the **** back. 

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Atlantic Basin Hurricane Season 2005
« on: September 2, 2005, 02:13 PM »
I don't see any updates in here, so I'll share that Mandroid is safe and in Baton Rouge.  I don't even know if he posts over here, but he's been around for years and years so there's plenty here who should know him.

I swapped a few emails with him yesterday.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: The New Tennessee Star Wars Collectors Group
« on: September 2, 2005, 12:13 PM »
There's porn there?  I'll have to take a second look now.

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Other Collectibles / Re: The "Official" Master Replicas Thread
« on: September 2, 2005, 11:44 AM »


Oh yeah.   That's a penis.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Any pro digital photographers in the house?
« on: September 2, 2005, 11:00 AM »
The only thing I would caution on for digital SLR's is that I'm told that the imaging sensors are EXTREMELY sensitive to dust.  This sensitivity makes one of the key benefits of an SLR - interchable lenses - almost not worthwhile.  You'll not want to change your lense in the middle of a shoot.

A lot of pros are just going with multiple bodies of the same camera to accomodate their range of lenses.  So instead of changing lenses and risking contamination, they just change cameras.  Clearly, this isn't an alternative for a consumer.

That said, I'd love a prosumer grade digital slr.  I haven't looked closely at what Cannon is offering in this model, but I'll take a look and give you my opinion when I have a chance.

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JD Sports Forum! / Re: Poker
« on: August 28, 2005, 01:06 AM »
Oh. .. . I thought this was another hot chicks thread.



 :P 

I'd poker.

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JD Sports Forum! / Re: Poker
« on: August 27, 2005, 07:30 PM »
Oh. .. . I thought this was another hot chicks thread.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Top 5 Hotties
« on: August 27, 2005, 05:43 PM »
7 or so years later, and Karen McDougal is still one my absolute favorite playmates.







And for JMac. .



I agreed in July. .. I 'll agree in August.


Post some more pics of her in September, and I'll agree again.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: What's the worst job you've ever held?
« on: August 26, 2005, 12:02 PM »
I worked briefly as Kennel Boy at veterinarian's office in high school.

My duties included:

Cleaning cages.

Getting attacked by demon filled cats.

Holding animals securely to keep them from biting the vets. . .no matter how bloody or mangled.

Bagging up euthanized or dead animals and hauling them to the pick up area out back.



The worst experiences there were cleaning up after Parvo puppies.  Parvo is a virus that puppies get which pretty much causes them to explode from both ends.  It's highly contageous, and usually fatal, for pups so they get quarantined away from the rest of the Kennel.   Imagine, if you will, having to clean with a 50% bleach solution the inside of travel crate where a puppy has been blowing Flyin' Haiwaiin style .  No way to do it other than to stick your whole body into the crate and scrub.  Disgusting.  Then I would get to wash the poo/snot/vomit off of the trembling, sick, frightened puppy and dry him off and tuck right back into the crate to go at it again.

Worst animal hold I ever had to do was for a cat with an obstructed bladder.  I had to hold it on it's back while the vet plunged a needle the size of my arm straight into it's bladder and extract the urine that had built up.

Saddest dead animal. . .gigantic Rotweiller with some kind of critical condition that we were going to put to sleep.  I had to stand by while his gigantic, flannel clad, bushy bearded, lumberjack owner SOBBED and held him and said goodbye.  Awful.

It always made me nervouse holding the animals for euthenasia. . .on wrong move with that needle. . . .and I hated having to hold an animal while the medicine took effect.  Nothing like having a dog die in your arms every week or so at 15 years old.

Funniest case I can remember was a lady who broght in her turtle. . her pet for nearly 20 years. . that had gotten flipped on its back.  He had struggled so hard to right himself that he prolapsed his rectum.  Nothing like a turtle with a big red flap of intestine hanging out the back.  I had to assist the vet in tucking everything back in.  Wahoo.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Favorite cuss word?
« on: August 25, 2005, 04:31 PM »
goat******.

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