BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!

[Hemish]

He's only in there for the cash, I heard she gets like $800000 a month and Kfed was only getting like 20,000 a month of that for a couple years, this will up the bank balance.

[Jesse James]

I dunno...  Like was said, he's proven he's more fit to do the job of parenting than she is, so he does deserve the children, as well as financial support...  They're his kids, so I can't really say with certainty he's "only in it for the money".  I'm sure that's a nice side benefit of getting custody, but many fathers actually enjoy their kids and would like to see them more than they do so maybe he's just a decent parent.  That's equally plausible to me regardless of how douchey his persona is.

And since it would work just that way if roles were reversed, he's every bit entitled to the money AND the children.

[Diddly]

Good lord! Is anyone in the Spears family sane?

Britney's 16 year old sister has been sperminated

[JayDouble]

That's fricken crazy. 

[Morgbug]

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

I'm certain you were in shock, but unexpected?  Duh, wake up moron, especially considering your sister has proven her fertility.  Clearly any hope that the little sister is smarter than the big sister has gone out the window.  Here's hoping she's a better parent which is a little doubtful considering the age.  On the plus side, apparently she has her driver's license. 

[Artoo]

Son of a Gun, she might have just moved up a few spots on the hotty list

Good old 2003 when Spears was still hot & not insane.

[Tracy]

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

I'm certain you were in shock, but unexpected?  Duh, wake up moron, especially considering your sister has proven her fertility.  

I'm with you, Brent.  Maybe this belongs in the Pet Peeves Thread, but I'm so tired of people saying "Oh my! I was sooooo shocked and surprised to find out I was preggers after doing the deed a ****load of times"

[DSJ™]

Man, who needs Hollywood writers? This **** writes itself! 

[BillCable]

Looks like they should have been doing Zoey-69 instead of Zoey-Missionary.

I'm speculating here, but I wonder if little sister was jealous of all the preggo press Brit was getting, and wanted in on the spotlight. 

[Jesse James]

Here's hoping she's a better parent which is a little doubtful considering the age.

I'm going to bet against you, and say this is 50/50...  I think Britney's proven, if nothing else, that anyone on Earth may have a higher maturity level than she does...  I really think this one's a toss-up.

Though her quotes from the story don't really bode well.

[Famine]

What shocks me about this whole fiasco is how many people are quick to call her a whore, and all kids of names because she got knocked up. Because nobody ever had sex while they were a high schooler?

Don't get it twisted, the thought that another Spears is having a kid frightens me a lot, seeing what the previous 4 kids went through.

Time will tell where this one goes.

Kevin

[efranks]

Looks like they should have been doing Zoey-69 instead of Zoey-Missionary.

I'm speculating here, but I wonder if little sister was jealous of all the preggo press Brit was getting, and wanted in on the spotlight. 

See, Bill, they only teach missionary in Zoey 101. 

You have to take the prerequisites and get into Zoey 310 which teaches the advanced positions like the “69,” “Reverse Cowboy” and the “Plow.”

Although, they should have at least taught how to pull out in 101. 


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[Morgbug]

Although, they should have at least taught how to pull out in 101. 

That might well have been the technique they employed and it's far from 100% effective.  It only takes one little swimmer, it ain't a volume thing. 

And she's far from a whore based on this, but I'll not forgive the stupidity of being surprised at the "unexpectedness" of it.  I'm wondering if her sex ed was basically abstain and we don't talk about the rest.  Maybe she really didn't know?  I can't imagine she's that dumb or naive, but I guess it's possible. 

[Dressel Rebel]

Another thrilling chapter.

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How the mighty have fallen.

[P-Siddy]

Another thrilling chapter.

Entitled, "Oops, I did it again, part 506!"

I just can't believe that the police took that much back-up for that. It doesn't seem like she had a weapon or anything, but you would think so with this quote

"It is total craziness here; we don't know what is going on inside but it cannot be good," an eyewitness said at 11:15 p.m. on Thursday.

I suppose it was being considered a "hostage" situation since she wasn't giving up the kids.

As for lil' sister, I don't think she's a whore and I haven't heard people saying that, but I agree with those who say it's dumb to be "shocked and awed" by the news. If you're doing the deed without any contraception, it's like the old saying, "If you play with fire, one day you're gonna get burned." Hope this child has a better, stable life than his or her cousins.